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#1
What will your's read?

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#2
It won't read anything, it's a tombstone.
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A SIGNATURE.
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#3
"Here Lies TheTee56, because we couldn't get him to sit."
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#4
Here lies...


I'd probably be broke, so that's all I imagine I can afford.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#5
"Hold left and press start to continue."
No gods or kings. There is only zuul.
Quote by RU Experienced?
Now police, fire, and EMS vehicle's sirens sound in tritones. Suck it Christians, your protectors are satans minions.


I have been sigged by UG's Greek, what have YOU done today?
#7
Name, age, date

You know.. normal stuff.


Oh wait, I was meant to come up with some hilarious line.

Fuck off.
#12
Here lies Johnny.

And the actual grave will look like a door with an axe head coming through it.
Ceci n'est pas une signature.
#13
"i didnt know half of you half as well as i would have liked to, and i liked half of you half as well as you deserve."
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#15
"My only regret is spending so much time in the dregs of the pit"
Gibson SG Standard
Ibanez S2170FB
Peavey JSX
Marshall 1960A
TEXAS A&M
#21
In all seriousness, I think it would be kind of cool to have my tombstone read "Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt."
Quote by GuitarGod_92
when I die of a brain aneurysm I want it on record that its the film threads fault

Quote by GuitarGod_92
Movies are all bad every last one of them

Quote by yope
Fungus has a right to exist. It's a valid life form.
#22
"I broke"
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#23
Nothing, I'm never dying.

Although I might build a grave for the luls and it will probably say something "Too alive, didn't die" with a carving of me eating fried chicken



"Ein Herz von flimmernden Hirngespinsten,
Ohne Halt und ohne Boden.
Feuer des Winters,
Herr der Träume,
Vater aller Türen: Öffne!"
Paysage d'Hiver - Ich schreite
#24
"I told you I was sick"
Quote by GmacD
pull down his pants, his dick is probly the size of a newborn moose


Quote by Union Jake
Found this quite funny.


Quote by Ichikurosaki
Found this quite SEARCH BAR
#25
Well, actually, since I don't intend to get buried, but rather cremated and thrown in the wind somewhere, I guess I could do with a cheesy quote like "Let the world be my epitaph".
#26
Quote by lncognito
Well, actually, since I don't intend to get buried, but rather cremated and thrown in the wind somewhere, I guess I could do with a cheesy quote like "Let the world be my epitaph".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk61MeDmk2M
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#27
"Maybe that wasn't such a good idea..."
Quote by CV334

Sir, the contents of my mouth just blew all over my keyboard, desk, and part of my monitor. For the record, it was slightly chewed Keebler cookies and coffee slurry.

The average pitmonkey's response to my jokes.
#28
"Here lies FenderBender72. After spending his lifetime addicted to the shindig, he finally stopped."


nice avatar crofty89

#29
"Screw you guys, I'm going home."

TBH, I don't know, nor do I care.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#32
Lookin' at your ghetto booty
If I had a penny for every time somebody said "Tigers are the couches of the ocean," I'd have zero cents.
#36
Quote by captainsnazz
"The Game"

This
Not sure if a sig is a necessity.
#37
"Don't worry I'll go on ahead you catch me up when you can"
#40
"Here lies Bastards
Master debator,
Furious Bastardator"
╘MESHUG╦G╗AH





Ibanez ARX 350
Dunlop 535Q
Ibanez TS9
Peavey TransTube Supreme
DRIVE Elite straight 412
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