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Droste
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Join date: May 2011
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#1
So I dreamed I had lady bits between me legs. I was shocked because my tackle was gone.
I had a little feel, it was moist, I felt awkward. It was a good looking one though, obviously.
Then I woke up.


They say dreams have meanings. What does this mean Pit?
Also share weird dreams.
ThrashUnleashed
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#2
I had a similar dream, although I had a button that I could push to toggle between them.
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#3
I dreamt I was a woman once. That's when I learned that if I were a woman, I'd be the biggest slut in existence.
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#4
Are you sure those bits didn't use to be your penis?
How do you know they used to belong to a woman?
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#5
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They say dreams have meanings. What does this mean Pit?
Also share weird dreams.


You're so horney you would fuck yourself is it was possible.

Or something....
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Droste
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#6
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I dreamt I was a woman once. That's when I learned that if I were a woman, I'd be the biggest slut in existence.

So we can safely say you're out of the closet now?
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Are you sure those bits didn't use to be your penis?
How do you know they used to belong to a woman?

It wasn't done by surgery, the lady bits were my own bits. It was like the magical bits fairy traded my male bits for female bits.
I didn't get the tits though.

Its.
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#8
I had a dream that i went to Belgium and punched the head off an ostrich.
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#9
Quote by Droste
So we can safely say you're out of the closet now?

no I'm definitely straight. Believe me, I wish I was gay, but I have no attraction to men. Kinda sucks.

I don't why I had a dream where I was banging dudes if I don't have those desires when I'm awake. I'm sure half of the pit are psych majors, maybe someone could chime in and give shed some light?
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#10
I dreamt that a transdimensional vortex disguised as an alien star ship came down through my reality and ate all the soup, but I was never sure on the colour of the liquid, because most soups aren't usually a greeny burgandy..
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#11
I had a dream that I was wingman to a lesbian beatboxer that was terrible.
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#12
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no I'm definitely straight. Believe me, I wish I was gay, but I have no attraction to men. Kinda sucks.

I don't why I had a dream where I was banging dudes if I don't have those desires when I'm awake. I'm sure half of the pit are psych majors, maybe someone could chime in and give shed some light?

Probably because the odds of finding a beautiful lesbian were thin and you wanted to abuse your lady bit while you had it?
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#13
I had a dream where I was in kindergarten again, except I had really big feet and was also the teacher.
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#14
Quote by Droste
Probably because the odds of finding a beautiful lesbian were thin and you wanted to abuse your lady bit while you had it?

Well that would explain that dream, but what about the dreams where I was being plowed in the ass?


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#16
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My word. Well.... you're definitely sure you don't fancy a bit of knob?


I could eat a knob at night.
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#17
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My word. Well.... you're definitely sure you don't fancy a bit of knob?

Yes, that's why this is so confusing to me
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#18
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I could eat a knob at night.

If you're not happy looking a knob in the face, there's something wrong.

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Yes, that's why this is so confusing to me

Well I'd say if you fancy a bit of both you might very well be bisexual.
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#22
I had a dream I was a woman once. Not just me as a woman, but specifically as my sister Alice. Except in real life I don't have a sister Alice, but in the dream I did and I was her. And she/I was also Jesus reborn. And I was a lesbian but it wasn't sexual at all. And my ex-girlfriend Karen was the devil and her demon navy was invading. There was an emotional scene at the end where we ice skated together on our frozen battleground. When I woke up I thought I was still Alice and I was really sad about everything with Karen until I remembered they don't exist.

If it stopped there it would have been just an average dream for me, but there was much more detail and depth and weirdness that I just don't have the inclination or time to get into right now.
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#24
last night i had a dream i was walking through this garden that was filled with predatory plants with one of my friends and some unknown girl. while walking through the garden the girl was bitten or maybe shot with some kind of poison from one of the plants and she passed out. so i picked her up and carried her down the road with my friend trying to get her to safety/a hospital. for some reason the garden was in a rural area and there was no one around, so my friend and i, still carrying the girl, were walking down this dirt road hoping a car would come along so we could take her to a hospital. well finally a car did come along but there was only enough room for 2 people, so i hand the girl over to my friend and jump in the car, trusting him to out her in the car. well instead he dumps her in the ditch and says "we will be back with help" and i get real mad at him like "why did you leave her? she needed a hospital!" and continue to yell at him until i wake up.
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#25
Maybe you were just a really little kid again and able to turn it inside out.
The moistness must mean you peed.
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#26
i got you beat.

i had a dream where i was a girl having sex with an old man.

this is probably the 10th time i've posted this, too.
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i got you beat.

i had a dream where i was a girl having sex with an old man.

this is probably the 10th time i've posted this, too.

I had one of the times sig'd for like 2 months till the other day
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#30
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Well I'd say if you fancy a bit of both you might very well be bisexual.

But how is that possible if I only want to have sex with men in my dreams? I'm not in denial, I swear.
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#31
Quote by Droste
So I dreamed I had lady bits between me legs. I was shocked because my tackle was gone.
I had a little feel, it was moist, I felt awkward. It was a good looking one though, obviously.
Then I woke up.


They say dreams have meanings. What does this mean Pit?
Also share weird dreams.

Everytime I read your posts, I imagine Karl Pilkington saying them.


So, I had this crazy fucked up dream that took place at Kurt Cobain's funeral, there was this kid (I say kid but he was in his teens or so) with black hair, the kid had a knife and he committed suicide at the funeral. The funny part of the dream is that Kurt Cobain's ghost was there and was telling him how to commit suicide with a knife. Strangest thing ever is that Mitch Lucker (I've never listened to Suicide Silence) died later, and when I looked at a picture of him, he was the teenager who committed suicide in my dream.
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#32
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#33
I once had a dream I was talking to a pile of garbage about bananas. but I was observing this conversation as a third person, and that all audible "talking" was gibberish but the dialouge was complete with thought bubbles.
Droste
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Join date: May 2011
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#34
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But how is that possible if I only want to have sex with men in my dreams? I'm not in denial, I swear.

So technically, you dream about being gay.


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Everytime I read your posts, I imagine Karl Pilkington saying them.

Avent' got any monkey news though.
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#36
The other day I dreamt that I traveled the world by train with a drummer I hang out with at school and the Pit's resident theologian, SlackerBabbath.

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#39
Quote by Droste
So I dreamed I had lady bits between me legs. I was shocked because my tackle was gone.
I had a little feel, it was moist, I felt awkward. It was a good looking one though, obviously.
Then I woke up.


They say dreams have meanings. What does this mean Pit?
Also share weird dreams.

Why would that be obvious?
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#40
I dreamt one night that a giant snail was eating the world, and I noticed it after my dead friend's ghost told me to watch it on the local news... was ****ing weird.