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#121
A friend of my mom did.

He hung himself without giving a reason. We suspect it was depression or money issues. He was always a sensitive guy and he always had money. Every couple of years he had a new fancy German car. Looking back now it seemed as if he kept looking for happiness in material things.

Seriously, depression sucks.
#122
What if I just killed you? Consider it merciful assisted suicide
My God, it's full of stars!
#125
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
I didn't think so. You are a bunch of hypocrites.

You gave us like 2 minutes, chill out tard whisperer.
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Void is a wanker that's why

#126
I was just trying to make some UG friends here. I guess I just don't know how to act right. Can we start over?

Here goes,

Suicide is terrible. If someone needs help, I hope and pray they find it before its too late.

Was that better? I sure hope so.
#127
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
I didn't think so. You are a bunch of hypocrites.



Keep spamming. See what happens.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#128
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
I wanna kill myself, will someone here try and talk me out of it? Please, I need help.


...
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#129
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
I was just trying to make some UG friends here. I guess I just don't know how to act right. Can we start over?

Here goes,

Suicide is terrible. If someone needs help, I hope and pray they find it before its too late.

Was that better? I sure hope so.


but I STILL WANT TO KILL YOU
My God, it's full of stars!
#130
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
I was just trying to make some UG friends here. I guess I just don't know how to act right. Can we start over?

Here goes,

Suicide is terrible. If someone needs help, I hope and pray they find it before its too late.

Was that better? I sure hope so.

Seems legit.

Why are you bothering, you've already made an asshat of yourself.
Quote by TheSennaj
And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#131
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
I wanna kill myself, will someone here try and talk me out of it? Please, I need help.

Seems to me you're rather idiotic. I hope you keep talking & get banned. Keep it up long-term, and you'll end up perma-banned.

Quote by 5_Years_Dead
I was just trying to make some UG friends here. I guess I just don't know how to act right. Can we start over?

Here goes,

Suicide is terrible. If someone needs help, I hope and pray they find it before its too late.

Was that better? I sure hope so.

You weren't trying to make friends, and if you were...you really don't know how to do it. Your "starting over" statement is too little, too late. So...no, it wasn't better.
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Nov 22, 2012,
#133
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
I was just trying to make some UG friends here. I guess I just don't know how to act right. Can we start over?

Here goes,

Suicide is terrible. If someone needs help, I hope and pray they find it before its too late.

Was that better? I sure hope so.

Condescinsion is always nice
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Void is a wanker that's why

#135
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
I Cannot Be Banned. I Am Ultimate Guitar.


You're just begging to get banned
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#136
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
I Cannot Be Banned. I Am Ultimate Guitar.



I'm waiting for theguitarist to prove you can be banned, quite easily in fact. Also, good caps fail.
#137
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
I Cannot Be Banned. I Am Ultimate Guitar.

NO! Don't do it! Your idiotic trolling mildly amuses me, why end it all now?!
Quote by TheSennaj
And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#138
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
I Cannot Be Banned. I Am Ultimate Guitar.

If you change the words, I swear I`ve heard this in movies right before they get killed.
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Void is a wanker that's why

#139
Ban me for what, an opinion? I've was threatened with violence after my FIRST post! Go eat a dick, choke on it, and die.
#140
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
Ban me for what, an opinion? I've was threatened with violence after my FIRST post! Go eat a dick, choke on it, and die.

It was fun.
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Quote by Momentosis
Void is a wanker that's why

#141
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
Ban me for what, an opinion? I've was threatened with violence after my FIRST post! Go eat a dick, choke on it, and die.

Isn't he adorable? Can we keep him?

Pretty please?
Quote by TheSennaj
And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#142
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
Ban me for what, an opinion? I've was threatened with violence after my FIRST post! Go eat a dick, choke on it, and die.


Awww that's nice
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#143
Unbelievable that I'm sitting on a beach with my feet in the warm sand watching some kite surfers down here in Mexico and I just can't stop messing with you guys. I will stop soon. There is a big party going on tonight, and I need to shower.
#144
You're so cool. You must have like the greatest life ever
My God, it's full of stars!
#145
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
Unbelievable that I'm sitting on a beach with my feet in the warm sand watching some kite surfers down here in Mexico and I just can't stop messing with you guys. I will stop soon. There is a big party going on tonight, and I need to shower.

I don`t believe one word of that, but does this mean we get to keep him?!?!
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Void is a wanker that's why

#146
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
Ban me for what, an opinion? I've was threatened with violence after my FIRST post! Go eat a dick, choke on it, and die.

Awww...it's like he's 5 years old...


Edit:
Btw, guys, look at his profile. It spells out pure troll.
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Nov 22, 2012,
#147
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#148
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
Unbelievable that I'm sitting on a beach with my feet in the warm sand watching some kite surfers down here in Mexico and I just can't stop messing with you guys. I will stop soon. There is a big party going on tonight, and I need to shower.

Quote by TheSennaj
And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#149
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Edit:
Btw, guys, look at his profile. It spells out pure troll.

I looked at it earlier, Favorite bands: No pussy bullshit, nearly made me laugh.
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Void is a wanker that's why

#150
it really is hilarious that despite his obvious trolling, he's been very successful at it. Look how mad some of you are getting over an opinion designed to piss you off.
#151
Quote by TooktheAtrain
it really is hilarious that despite his obvious trolling, he's been very successful at it. Look how mad some of you are getting over an opinion designed to piss you off.

I don`t think anybody is pissed.
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Void is a wanker that's why

#152
Quote by TooktheAtrain
it really is hilarious that despite his obvious trolling, he's been very successful at it. Look how mad some of you are getting over an opinion designed to piss you off.


I'm not mad, this is quite adorable, why would i be mad?
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#153
Quote by TooktheAtrain
it really is hilarious that despite his obvious trolling, he's been very successful at it. Look how mad some of you are getting over an opinion designed to piss you off.

Feeding the troll is fun. It gives him the impression that we're actually angry.
Quote by TheSennaj
And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#154
Don't even deny he's got you guys riled up, lol.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#155
...and I'm still not banned. Nor will I ever be. I push and push and poke and pick, but I never cross any line of decency.
#156
I'm new to this thread and suicide is bad.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#157
sorry, I was making a sandwich and ran out of salmon pate so I had to go shops real quick.


move along...
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#158
Quote by theguitarist
sorry, I was making a sandwich and ran out of salmon pate so I had to go shops real quick.


move along...

I love you and your obsession with sandwiches
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#159
Well, it's been fun guys.
Quote by TheSennaj
And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#160
You know, i kinda miss him now...
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in