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BlueAltitudes
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#1
Inspired by the "Your favorite accent on the opposite sex" thread.

Here is mine. I don't think it's particularly special but people tend to like my accent speaking either English, Spanish, German or French. I don't speak anything other than English fluently though. But if you want, I suppose I could speak something in another language for you if you wish.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MjzlN3ZVkU

By the way, forgot to say, just record yourself using the website linked above. It's simple, straightforward, and sounds surprising satisfactory.
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You could just show her that you have a PS3 and BANG.

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Last edited by BlueAltitudes at Nov 26, 2012,
ErikLensherr
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#7
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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snipelfritz
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#8
We had a contest for best accent about a year ago. Unfortunately, I got temp-banned before I could record my entry.

Unfortunate for everyone else...

But really I have the classic Central North American accent, extra enunciated, i.e. the generic "American" accent that newscasters strive for.

I do, somewhat deliberately, change my accent depending on who I'm talking to sometimes to make myself sound more like a dumbass simpleton.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
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#10
You haven't heard a brutal accent until you've been to the north coast of Labrador (Canada in case you didn't know). I don't have a recording but take my word on it
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#16
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Haha 100% kiwi. Fush n' chups bru.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA

It's over simplified, So what!

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willT08
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#22
Quote by jetfuel495
ey you can't make fun of Nelsean's voice

i mean

check it
dat voice

That was beautiful.

Shame about the hair, beard and lack of shirt
Thrill-house
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#23
Not sure if Nelsean is black, or just one of those white people that thinks he is.
Nelshizzle
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#26
Quote by willT08
That was beautiful.

Shame about the hair, beard and lack of shirt


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sskh2mXH5T fixed

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Not sure if Nelsean is black, or just one of those white people that thinks he is.


I'm Puerto Rican so i'm in the middle of that classification.
Obsceneairwaves
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#29
Quote by Nelsean

I'm Puerto Rican so i'm in the middle of that classification.



I've known you were a dude. But I always imagined you to be a hot blonde chick who likes to eat ice cream like a slut. I don't know why.
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
suckersdream
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#34
what does this thread want to hear from an Aussie girl, hmm? idk what to say.
Obsceneairwaves
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#35
Quote by Nelsean



That's ****ing deep bro

EDIT:
Quote by suckersdream
what does this thread want to hear from an Aussie girl, hmm? idk what to say.



you can talk about how awesome I am.
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
Nelshizzle
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#38
Quote by suckersdream
what does this thread want to hear from an Aussie girl, hmm? idk what to say.


Sure, but I went ahead and did a american aussie voice for you all.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xORDJrPMy4

Im done for tonight, my wife is going to hit me.
BlueAltitudes
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#39
Quote by King Donkey
Odd blend of English and Australian for me. I'd rather do it with a sample sentence to read off.

EDIT: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YNWSh9rqRN


Haha, I could actually understand when you started talking fast.
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Well, you might make her think otherwise.

You could just show her that you have a PS3 and BANG.

Heterosexual.


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A chainsaw can take a girl off her feet pretty nicely. Then there are less limbs to worry about while you rape her.
Obsceneairwaves
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#40
Quote by Nelsean
Sure, but I went ahead and did a american aussie voice for you all.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xORDJrPMy4

Im done for tonight, my wife is going to hit me.


Fosters is bullshit and Guinness is Irish


you should totally do your own rendition of the beached whale. that shit. would be cool.
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.