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#41
Quote by BlueAltitudes
Haha, I could actually understand when you started talking fast.

Damn you can understand my voice better than me because I don't even know what I said there.
West Ham United
#44
First you're English, then American again, and now Australian?

My theory is you have an English room mate or something that can sound Australian too.
#45
Quote by slipknot5678
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wOJqv6ZFTt

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21905699&postcount=93

Probably a lame idea but I read from one of my 2009 posts for entertainment value and because I like the sound of my voice. Now you all get to here what I really sound like saying those things lolol.

Edti: I'm wearing retainers so I have a slight lisp.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l8l6dynAG6

But seriously bro cheer up.
West Ham United
#46
Are you guys ready for this shit?


http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tilv9SWdFp
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#47
Quote by slipknot5678
First you're English, then American again, and now Australian?

My theory is you have an English room mate or something that can sound Australian too.

lol, nah my first post was my real voice.

Accents are fun.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#48
Quote by King Donkey
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l8l6dynAG6

But seriously bro cheer up.


Bro, this is attention seeking, I love any sort of attention ( ). Usually in these vocaroo threads we have a theme, like reading porn, so I thought I could throw an idea out there.
#50
Quote by slipknot5678
I'm mildly surprised.



I've lived here nearly half my life now, I just never picked up that much of an accent. any words I learned over here though have an aussie accent


EDIT: Or when I'm pissed off
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#51
Quote by slipknot5678
Bro, this is attention seeking, I love any sort of attention ( ). Usually in these vocaroo threads we have a theme, like reading porn, so I thought I could throw an idea out there.

I don't care if it's attention seeking because I know how that feels. Like when you're sad but it doesn't really feel like anyone is noticing or something?

Anyways that post is from 2009 and if you still feel that way then you really need to do something about it. Being depressed for 3+ years would be shit.
West Ham United
#52
Don't worry, that's not how I feel now. If I act the same way I did then ****ing help us all.

But really, back to accents people. >_>
#55
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#60
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#61
So I tried to get my cat to meow because I'm bored...

It didn't work out

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ahoibenhw9 It's pretty much anticlimactic.


and apparently treborillusion loves wanking good to know.
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#62
That was recorded the week I didn't think I could anymore.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#64
Quote by treborillusion
That was recorded the week I didn't think I could anymore.



how on earth did you think you couldn't wank anymore?
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#65
Erectile Dysfunction.

I'm glad that's passed now.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#66
Quote by treborillusion
Erectile Dysfunction.

I'm glad that's passed now.



damn dude!

I'd have been so depressed
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#68
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
damn dude!

I'd have been so depressed
It was stress, and... Yeah... It did piss me off.

Oh well, what happened was, I pulled my sciatic nerve, and was doped up that week, and was told to look out for numbness and erectile dysfunction and was stressed out by that and was prescribed painkillers and naproxen.

That week was a week from Hell, the week when I thought I had erectile dysfunction, but in the end it was stress that was doing it to me. -- But anyway, F**k Sake was recorded that week because of that.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
Last edited by treborillusion at Nov 26, 2012,
#71
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#72
I remember the last time we had a thread like this... it ended up with Pagan and others narrating Kelly stories
Quote by R. Shackleford.
Glad to see the sex king getting some action I think it might be time for me to pull him out again tonight and take him for a spin around the rift.
#73
Quote by Fishyesque
Well, you might make her think otherwise.

You could just show her that you have a PS3 and BANG.

Heterosexual.


Quote by metal4all
A chainsaw can take a girl off her feet pretty nicely. Then there are less limbs to worry about while you rape her.
#75
Well, this is my fake, angry Indian schoolmaster accent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFDOue9_dj8


How teaching you.
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#76
This topic has been done to death.
Quote by TheSennaj
And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#77
I think I`ll do this.

(Goes to get phone.)

Edit: I didn`t like how any of them came out.
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Void is a wanker that's why

Last edited by FireFromTheVoid at Nov 26, 2012,
#80
Quote by AdamDK





http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BKVJd9ptBi

Mic is a bit shitty, but oh well.
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
Last edited by King Twili at Nov 26, 2012,