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CigarettesRule
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Join date: Nov 2012
20 IQ
#1
these:



words cannot desribe how ****ing delicious these are. i have been in an orgasmic state since the first bite. nuts mixed into the sweet vanilla coating omg this is so ****ing good. the creamy ice cream centre isnt your average ice cream, it is THE ****ing ice cream. i swear i can taste the strawberrys that god himself perfectly placed in there. tomorrow i will eat one of these and fap, i am not joking.



what's your favourite ice cream?
Spoony_Bard
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#2
Those look really damn good, but I wish the name and packaging didn't make it look like a sex toy.
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Obsceneairwaves
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#4
You Would Replace Sex With Icecream? The **** Bro?
It's over simplified, So what!

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3w0kw4rr10r
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#5
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
You Would Replace Sex With Icecream? The **** Bro?


At least with ice cream you generally know what you're getting. There's nothing worse than trying to hook up with a woman and then realizing she's a he (not that I complained)
suckersdream
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#6
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Those look really damn good, but I wish the name and packaging didn't make it look like a sex toy.


... what kind of sex toys are you buying?
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#7
Quote by 3w0kw4rr10r
At least with ice cream you generally know what you're getting. There's nothing worse than trying to hook up with a woman and then realizing she's a he (not that I complained)



It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
USCENDONE BENE
I want pure energy
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#8
Quote by 3w0kw4rr10r
At least with ice cream you generally know what you're getting. There's nothing worse than trying to hook up with a woman and then realizing she's a he (not that I complained)

It's been a very long time since i last ventured into the Pit. Because of this comment it will be a very long time again before i return.
"If you want beef, then bring the ruckus." - Marilyn Monroe
Obsceneairwaves
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#10
Quote by USCENDONE BENE
It's been a very long time since i last ventured into the Pit. Because of this comment it will be a very long time again before i return.



quit being pretentious and hang out for a while?
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
3w0kw4rr10r
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#12
Quote by USCENDONE BENE
It's been a very long time since i last ventured into the Pit. Because of this comment it will be a very long time again before i return.


Sorry mate!
USCENDONE BENE
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#13
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
quit being pretentious and hang out for a while?

...ok then.

That Magnum does look truly delicious to be fair.
"If you want beef, then bring the ruckus." - Marilyn Monroe
3w0kw4rr10r
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#15
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
Looking at those make me want to have sex. Or at least stick it up my vagina.


It'd be a tad chilly wouldn't it?
NHECOS
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#16
Replace sex with FAP.
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RetroGunslinger
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#18
God that looks horrible
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#20
I would deffo stick my schlong in that
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Axeaman
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#21
Best icecream ever.
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Jyrgen
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#22
Never liked Magnum particularly, too sweet and expensive IMHO.
Mudmen190
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#24
Y'know what Magnum makes me think of? A gun. The second thing? Magnum P.I. You know what's not on that list? Fucking ice cream. If you were to include all things in the universe on that list, you know where ice cream is? AT THE FUCKING BOTTOM. WHAT THE FUCK?
FireFromTheVoid
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#25
Quote by NothingRocks
TS if you want to be ****ed by ice cream, that's your business. I don't really want to hear about your food fetishes.

Better.

Just make sure to bring plenty, don`t want have to run to the fringe every time it melts in your bum.
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whoomit
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#26
CigarettesRule
Banned


Damn. What a waste of a fantastic username.
Krieger91
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#27
Quote by USCENDONE BENE
It's been a very long time since i last ventured into the Pit. Because of this comment it will be a very long time again before i return.

You'll come out of it all right....
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Dempsey68
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#28
i accept that, but prefer double caramel
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Danjo's Guitar
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#29
The best I've ever had was a homemade ice cream sandwich, with normal (store bought) vanilla ice cream, but sandwiched between two home made chocolate chip cookies. Damn those were good.
SkepsisMetal
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#30
White chocolate and strawberries are disgusting.


And ice cream hurts my teeth
Ssargentslayer
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#31
Quote by whoomit
CigarettesRule
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Damn. What a waste of a fantastic username.

His username was as good as his ice cream. Depending on who you are that could mean different things.
CodChick
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#32
Cookies and cream ice cream, or mint chocolate chip.

Those are the only replacements.

The ONLY.
whoomit
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#33
Quote by Ssargentslayer
His username was as good as his ice cream. Depending on who you are that could mean different things.

I can't imagine anybody liking that username
theogonia777
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#34
I had one in white chocolate one time. It was pretty good, but dessert is overrated.

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It'd be a tad chilly wouldn't it?


From first hand experience, ice cream on one's genitals is more than a tad chilly.
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Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


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omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please.
FireFromTheVoid
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#35
Quote by theogonia777
From first hand experience, ice cream on one's genitals is more than a tad chilly.

I hope you just dropped it on there.
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irongoat666
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#36
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... what kind of sex toys are you buying?

The delicious kind
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Neo Evil11
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#37
Quote by SkepsisMetal
White chocolate and strawberries are disgusting.


And ice cream hurts my teeth

Your life must be terrible.
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theogonia777
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#38
Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I hope you just dropped it on there.


How would you "just" drop ice cream there? You'd have to be really messy and also not wearing pants. Do you like eat ice cream naked or what? That's really weird.
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Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please.
CaptDin
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#39
Quote by Mudmen190
Y'know what Magnum makes me think of? A gun. The second thing? Magnum P.I. You know what's not on that list? Fucking ice cream. If you were to include all things in the universe on that list, you know where ice cream is? AT THE FUCKING BOTTOM. WHAT THE FUCK?

Funny, the first thing I think of is condoms.

Take that comment for what it is.
FireFromTheVoid
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#40
Quote by theogonia777
How would you "just" drop ice cream there? You'd have to be really messy and also not wearing pants. Do you like eat ice cream naked or what? That's really weird.

I meant on your pants, but eating naked is hardly weirder than putting it there on purpose.
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