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#1
these:



words cannot desribe how ****ing delicious these are. i have been in an orgasmic state since the first bite. nuts mixed into the sweet vanilla coating omg this is so ****ing good. the creamy ice cream centre isnt your average ice cream, it is THE ****ing ice cream. i swear i can taste the strawberrys that god himself perfectly placed in there. tomorrow i will eat one of these and fap, i am not joking.



what's your favourite ice cream?
#2
Those look really damn good, but I wish the name and packaging didn't make it look like a sex toy.
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You Would Replace Sex With Icecream? The **** Bro?
It's over simplified, So what!

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You Would Replace Sex With Icecream? The **** Bro?


At least with ice cream you generally know what you're getting. There's nothing worse than trying to hook up with a woman and then realizing she's a he (not that I complained)
#6
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Those look really damn good, but I wish the name and packaging didn't make it look like a sex toy.


... what kind of sex toys are you buying?
#7
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At least with ice cream you generally know what you're getting. There's nothing worse than trying to hook up with a woman and then realizing she's a he (not that I complained)



It's over simplified, So what!

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quit being pretentious and hang out for a while?
It's over simplified, So what!

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Sorry mate!
#13
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quit being pretentious and hang out for a while?

...ok then.

That Magnum does look truly delicious to be fair.
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Looking at those make me want to have sex. Or at least stick it up my vagina.


It'd be a tad chilly wouldn't it?
#16
Replace sex with FAP.
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God that looks horrible
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#20
I would deffo stick my schlong in that
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#21
Best icecream ever.
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#23
that looks like it costs over 5 dollars




#24
Y'know what Magnum makes me think of? A gun. The second thing? Magnum P.I. You know what's not on that list? Fucking ice cream. If you were to include all things in the universe on that list, you know where ice cream is? AT THE FUCKING BOTTOM. WHAT THE FUCK?
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Better.

Just make sure to bring plenty, don`t want have to run to the fringe every time it melts in your bum.
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#28
i accept that, but prefer double caramel
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#29
The best I've ever had was a homemade ice cream sandwich, with normal (store bought) vanilla ice cream, but sandwiched between two home made chocolate chip cookies. Damn those were good.
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Damn. What a waste of a fantastic username.

His username was as good as his ice cream. Depending on who you are that could mean different things.
#32
Cookies and cream ice cream, or mint chocolate chip.

Those are the only replacements.

The ONLY.
#33
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His username was as good as his ice cream. Depending on who you are that could mean different things.

I can't imagine anybody liking that username
#34
I had one in white chocolate one time. It was pretty good, but dessert is overrated.

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It'd be a tad chilly wouldn't it?


From first hand experience, ice cream on one's genitals is more than a tad chilly.
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#35
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From first hand experience, ice cream on one's genitals is more than a tad chilly.

I hope you just dropped it on there.
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... what kind of sex toys are you buying?

The delicious kind
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#37
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White chocolate and strawberries are disgusting.


And ice cream hurts my teeth

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#38
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I hope you just dropped it on there.


How would you "just" drop ice cream there? You'd have to be really messy and also not wearing pants. Do you like eat ice cream naked or what? That's really weird.
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#39
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Y'know what Magnum makes me think of? A gun. The second thing? Magnum P.I. You know what's not on that list? Fucking ice cream. If you were to include all things in the universe on that list, you know where ice cream is? AT THE FUCKING BOTTOM. WHAT THE FUCK?

Funny, the first thing I think of is condoms.

Take that comment for what it is.
#40
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How would you "just" drop ice cream there? You'd have to be really messy and also not wearing pants. Do you like eat ice cream naked or what? That's really weird.

I meant on your pants, but eating naked is hardly weirder than putting it there on purpose.
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