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WaterGod
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#1
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4665856/Germany-to-ban-sex-with-animals.html

Apparently Germany is one of the few countries where bestiality is still legal. And now that farmer's have started to rake in money on pimping out their farm animals the government has decided to do something about it.

So do you think that bestiality is okay? Is it a legitimate sexual preference or is it wrong to bang an animal that can't give consent?
adamgur96
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#2




Seriously?
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3w0kw4rr10r
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#3
The last person I banged didn't give consent, that was legitimate
King Donkey
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#5
In terms of how disgusting it is, it's around pedophilia for me.
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#6
Well I'm crossing Germany off of my vacation list
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#7
wat


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#9
'bout time
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zdh
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#13
And this is how WWIII begins.
willT08
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#14
I'd never shag an animal that wasn't in to it.
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#16
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I'd never shag an animal that wasn't in to it.


I predict quotes will be sigged in this thread
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#18
There goes Coreysmonster's Christmas

sorry bro first german uger i thought of
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WaterGod
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#20
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Fuck The Sun so much. I'm not even gonna give them traffic.


Sorry but all I could find were British news sites for some reason.
adamgur96
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#22
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And this is how WWIII begins.


That's how WWII started.

Because those damn jews didn't let Hitler fuck that goat.
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Trowzaa
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#23
Quote by WaterGod
Sorry but all I could find were British news sites for some reason.


That proves it, it's British propaganda
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King Donkey
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#24
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So, let's just get this out there...

WHY DIDN'T THEY BAN THIS SOONER?!

AND WHERE IS IT STILL LEGAL?!
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cho0onger
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#26
I don't really understand why people shouldn't be able to fuck animals if that's what they're into. I'm not, but if you are, in what sense do I have the right to tell you what you're turned on by is wrong?


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willT08
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#28
Quote by cho0onger
I don't really understand why people shouldn't be able to fuck animals if that's what they're into. I'm not, but if you are, in what sense do I have the right to tell you what you're turned on by is wrong?

Because they're hurting and abusing another living animal that can't consent. By your standard raping babies is perfectly fine.
cho0onger
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#29
Quote by willT08
Because they're hurting and abusing another living animal that can't consent. By your standard raping babies is perfectly fine.

No, raping babies isn't perfectly fine. Can having sex with (not necessarily raping) an animal be considered abuse? How do we know the animal doesn't like it? We can't. Talking about animals consenting or not is unquantifiable. We know babies don't like to be raped because they cry and scream when you try, (not that I know from experience or anything >.> do animals do the same thing? I mean, if, say, a donkey, really felt threatened by your attempted fucking of it, couldn't it just kick you off?


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willT08
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#30
Quote by cho0onger
No, raping babies isn't perfectly fine. Can having sex with (not necessarily raping) an animal be considered abuse?

Yes.

How do we know the animal doesn't like it? We can't. Talking about animals consenting or not is unquantifiable.
I bet it is, lemme look for a reason
We know babies don't like to be raped because they're cry and scream when you try, (not that I know from experience or anything >.> do animals do the same thing?
Here it is. Yes, yes they do.

I mean, if, say, a donkey, really felt threatened by your attempted fucking of it, couldn't it just kick you off?

Yeah probably. A lamb probably couldn't, or a fox (Ian...) or whatever else.

EDIT: Also, even if we can't determine consent, you assume there is none given. Otherwise it's okay for me to lick out a baby as long as it doesn't scream (unless in pleasure) and doesn't cry.
stratkat
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#31
Hahahahaha, well finland, and sweden did the opposite in the last century, it was illegal and then legalized.

In the united states, it's on a state level, going anywhere from "un-inforced," to felony.
CurbstompBass
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#32
Quote by cho0onger
No, raping babies isn't perfectly fine. Can having sex with (not necessarily raping) an animal be considered abuse? How do we know the animal doesn't like it? We can't. Talking about animals consenting or not is unquantifiable. We know babies don't like to be raped because they cry and scream when you try, (not that I know from experience or anything >.> do animals do the same thing? I mean, if, say, a donkey, really felt threatened by your attempted fucking of it, couldn't it just kick you off?


What if the baby enjoys it?
Cianyx
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#33
Quote by slipknot5678

In other countries, such as Germany and Russia, bestiality is legal, but zoophilia pornography is illegal


how do you ban one but allow the other

and i'd like to know the lobbyist group(s) that is fighting for people's rights to **** animals
Last edited by Cianyx at Nov 28, 2012,
willT08
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#34
Quote by Cianyx
how do you ban one but allow the other

Same way you ban smoking crack and not posting pictures of you smoking crack...
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#35
Quote by cho0onger
I don't really understand why people shouldn't be able to fuck animals if that's what they're into. I'm not, but if you are, in what sense do I have the right to tell you what you're turned on by is wrong?

Seriously? You've got some issues man, I hope you don't have any pets.
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#36
Lot of uh, interesting mental images in this thread.
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#37
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Lot of uh, interesting mental images in this thread.

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stratkat
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#38
Quote by Cianyx
how do you ban one but allow the other

and i'd like to know the lobbyist group(s) that is fighting for people's rights to **** animals

They have laws covering animal abuse, they could just rule in court it's animal abuse if they wanted probably. Abuse can be a broad term, if they specifically say sex with it is illegal, it probably only implies you'll get a different (probably worst) punishment then say beating/killing it.
Really they can't be asked to make specific laws for this and enforce something unless it really needs to be addressed. Which is probably why Germany is only now doing it, if there's been an outbreak of animal hookers with pimp farmers.

No lobbyist group would fight for peoples right to have intercourse with animals. If they wanted that it'd probably be wiser not to bring the laws attention to it at all.

In the US as a whole (some states have more specific laws) owning animal porn isn't illegal, internet distribution is questionable, taking it across state lines even for personal use is breaking the law. Really they just have more important shit to worry about, at least I like to think they would.
Last edited by stratkat at Nov 28, 2012,
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#39
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Lot of uh, interesting mental images in this thread.

It's nice sig-fodder. Still less embarrassing than the Trowzaa quote I had though.
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cho0onger
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#40
Quote by willT08
EDIT: Also, even if we can't determine consent, you assume there is none given. Otherwise it's okay for me to lick out a baby as long as it doesn't scream (unless in pleasure) and doesn't cry.

I'll agree with this much, assumed consent is retarded, as seen in the recent case of a guy getting off after raping a mute/paralyzed woman or whatever it was. My main point wasn't supposed to be about the determination of the consent of the animal. It was supposed to be this: does the government have the right to legislate morality? I don't think so, and I'm uncompromising in this even when things get weird like now.

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