Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#1
i was lying awake in bed trying to fall asleep and i was just thinking about stupid shit, like you do, and i was like "yeah 4-20, wassup with that, fukin stoners" and then a couple of minutes later, i turn around in bed and my phone is right there, and the light is on. im like wat, it didnt make a noise or anything indicating that i got a text or whatever, so i pick it up, and the clock is 4:20



so do you have any crazy superhuman mind powers like me
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lots of really smart stuff
0RI0N
Registered User
Join date: Jun 2008
174 IQ
#3
I can tell time.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#4
I can determine characteristics of objects using my nose and my tongue
whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
1,492 IQ
#6
i can do this weird noise with my mouth that

sounds like ufo

it scares some dogs

they call me

well actually

some callme

dog man
adamgur96
Not caring no more
Join date: Apr 2011
865 IQ
#7
Quote by 0RI0N
I can tell time.


lol
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
RetroGunslinger
Registered User
Join date: May 2010
1,060 IQ
#8
I have a strange ability to make people look at me, if i stare at the back of a strangers head from across a crowded room for instance they'll usually turn around and make eye contact with me
My Gear:
BC Rich Gunslinger Retro Blade
Vintage V100 Paradise + SD Alnico Pro Slash APH-2's
1963 Burns Short Scale Jazz Guitar
Dean Performer Florentine
Bugera 6260
Orange Micro Terror + cab
Digitech Bad Monkey
Zoom G2G
Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#10
Quote by RetroGunslinger
I have a strange ability to make people look at me, if i stare at the back of a strangers head from across a crowded room for instance they'll usually turn around and make eye contact with me

Me too, man. We should create a league of some sort.

I can also make people ask me if I'm high.
SwaggleyKubrick
Svengali
Join date: Nov 2012
19 IQ
#11
Quite often I'll think of a certain scene or funny line from a TV show, and within a week that very episode will air.
WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
731 IQ
#12
Quote by RetroGunslinger
I have a strange ability to make people look at me, if i stare at the back of a strangers head from across a crowded room for instance they'll usually turn around and make eye contact with me

Yea dude, that happens to me everyday on the train.

Worst power ever.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Weaponized
Creaky
Join date: Mar 2011
1,756 IQ
#13
Quote by RetroGunslinger
I have a strange ability to make people look at me, if i stare at the back of a strangers head from across a crowded room for instance they'll usually turn around and make eye contact with me
STORY OF MY LIFE.

We must make a crime fighting league.
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If she is poor then she is a fucking idiot despite being an atheist.


last.fm
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#14
Quote by SwaggleyKubrick
Quite often I'll think of a certain scene or funny line from a TV show, and within a week that very episode will air.


Has the same ever happened to you, except with music, Mr. Gale?

Xiaoxi
Registered Luser
Join date: Nov 2007
2,744 IQ
#15
Ever notice how a lot of movies set in the future suggest that we'll be developing psychic powers?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
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But our Band is Listana
Arby911
Finding the Pattern
Join date: Jul 2010
830 IQ
#16
Quote by Xiaoxi
Ever notice how a lot of movies set in the future suggest that we'll be developing psychic powers?


Really?

Name 100...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
T00DEEPBLUE
Boba FRETT
Join date: Oct 2010
2,245 IQ
#17
I can count to potato.
Regarding the furry fandom from the man himself:
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Please understand how little we as a community care
Metallicaxp
Floating through time
Join date: Aug 2007
184 IQ
#18
I have the power that when I open my mouth and speak, people ignore me and walk away.
In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.


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