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#41
Quote by MatthewKane
I just slept outside in the rain. I wake to people mocking me. I'm turning my camera on, filming you guys mocking a homeless person, and putting it in the film.

Have a nice day.

Hope you didn't catch cold.

There you go. You just got mocked in 5 words.

Now, if you don't mind,



****
#42
Quote by MatthewKane
I just slept outside in the rain. I wake to people mocking me. I'm turning my camera on, filming you guys mocking a homeless person, and putting it in the film.

Have a nice day.

I just slept in my nice warm home. I awoke to find my loving mother making pancakes. then I jacked off and came here for LOL's. LOL's were had.
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#43
Quote by amonamarthmetal
I just slept in my nice warm home. I awoke to find my loving mother making pancakes. then I jacked off and came here for LOL's. LOL's were had.



alol, actually.
Last edited by mdc at Dec 1, 2012,
#44
Quote by MatthewKane
As i said, get your guitar out, and lets see who understands harmonic content. You guys are all talk, period. None of you have the balls to actually go head to head with me on a guitar.

I love this, a bunch of people who can't play to save their lives that don't have the spine to back their words up with real guitar.

All talk. You guys are all talk.


(Pulls guitar out)

Ok I'm waiting. The internet makes this a bit futile, but the guitar had to come out for other reasons anyway. Is there any reason that we have to pick a guitar? Is this type of music theory only applicable to the guitar? If I arppegiate an E major chord voiced on the 7th fret, am I playing the locrian, Ionian and Dorian modes simultaneously as suggested by your diagram?
And no, Guitar Hero will not help. Even on expert. Really.
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#45
Quote by MattherKane
I then leave, find a dry place to sleep, and hope that I don't get woken up by getting kicked in the head by a police officer, or that someone has not stolen all of my gear. When I started this project I was OK. I was not homeless, and then three days into filming a homeles person stole all of my gear, my drives with my whole film career on them, my clothes, my sons baby photo albums and then left me for dead in the street.

I have been homeless ever since.

lol
#46
Quote by Morphogenesis26
^Hey. You said you decided last night you were going to make a film about forum bully, and so it's been in the works for 6 months?


He also said that he was made homeless after voluntarily becoming homeless and having a homeless guy steal all his stuff, even though he's going back to his house at some point. I think this guy might have issues somewhere.
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#47
Quote by AlanHB
(Pulls guitar out)

Ok I'm waiting. The internet makes this a bit futile, but the guitar had to come out for other reasons anyway. Is there any reason that we have to pick a guitar? Is this type of music theory only applicable to the guitar? If I arppegiate an E major chord voiced on the 7th fret, am I playing the locrian, Ionian and Dorian modes simultaneously as suggested by your diagram?


Let's go, have someone pick a backing track, and let's see who can deliver the best shit, and as I stated. I'll give everyone a chance by only using three fingers.

I want to show you what you think you know is wrong, period. I'm going to deeply enjoy this.
#48
Quote by Nietsche
He also said that he was made homeless after voluntarily becoming homeless and having a homeless guy steal all his stuff, even though he's going back to his house at some point. I think this guy might have issues somewhere.


Maybe the homeless guy hit him over the head so now he can't get his story straight.

Or he's trolling.
#49
There's no need to give this guy any more attention. His lack of anything speaks for itself.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#50
it still annoys the heck out of me when people think everybody on this site plays guitar

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There's no need to give this guy any more attention. His lack of anything speaks for itself.


i think i have almost as many combined views on youtube as him and half my vids are audio of me reading incest fanfiction from when i was like 16 or 17
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#52
Well holy fuck, this thing is still going... this whole thread has been amazing!
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#53
Quote by MatthewKane
Let's go, have someone pick a backing track, and let's see who can deliver the best shit, and as I stated. I'll give everyone a chance by only using three fingers.


Just address the questions mate, I find it amazing that you're unable to address any that are thrown at you considering you're a professional teacher.
And no, Guitar Hero will not help. Even on expert. Really.
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#54
Quote by AlanHB
Just address the questions mate, I find it amazing that you're unable to address any that are thrown at you considering you're a professional teacher.



Let's clear up some myths here:

1. I haven't responded because I've been on the road. I'm home now. I'm standing in a bar next to the beach. Sadly, I got home and it's ****ing raining, but it's supposed to clear up Monday. To the people mocking me asking if I am cold, I've screen capped your words. You're gonna be in a film.

2. I left my home to make this film. I was not homeless. Three days into filming my laptop, drives, clothes, and everything else I owned were stolen. Then I ended up legitimately homeless.

3. I have been writing a film about forum bullying for about six months. You guys have shown me that I need to make that film. Writing a film, and making a film are two different things.

4. My post was about the scale form OF the modes, not AS the modes. Those are two different things. I cleared that up about 90 posts ago. Since you all of collective posses the IQ of a sheep you seemed to have missed that.

5. You theory you think you know is worthless if you can't apply it. You guys are all talk. You claim to know things but what you are really doing is Googling things, re-posting them, and claiming to know theory. I am challenging people to get their guitars out and lets see you apply that theory, and I will apply my own knowledge about theory. No one has taken the offer because flat out, not a single one of you can touch me on a guitar, not even close.

6. I have a real life, and since all of you have chosen to act like butthurt fans why don't you just come to my fan site. www.facebook.com/sofakinghighbro

I have to get back to the bar and the beach, and no, I'm not cold. You guys can feel free to keep posting bullshit about homelessness or mocking homelessness but all it is going to do is give me more images of people being pricks towards homeless people. On top of that, my threads are always entertaining, look how many views I have over 600, free marketing, and images of people picking on homeless people. You guys are real nice.

I'll be wauting for one of you can can APPLY that *theory* you claim to know AHAHHAHAH

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#55
Its too bad you cant make money off of your threads and Facebook pages. Seeing as they are so popular they might have contributed to helping you not be homeless. To bad they don't...
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#56
Quote by amonamarthmetal
Its too bad you cant make money off of your threads and Facebook pages. Seeing as they are so popular they might have contributed to helping you not be homeless. To bad they don't...


Actually, I brought in $2400 in donation from May to August. If go look at the page you'll see that a fan dropped $50 in my account about 3 days ago. I most certainly do make money from my work. How do you think I afford all the travel? You guys can ****ing pick at me all you want.

I came to this forum to have some fun talking about guitar, and to maybe help some people understand how to build a career like I have. You guys are so psychologically damaged that you don't even appreciate when someone comes along who is willing to help you.

That dude asked for Metallica' management contact. I offered to help him. It means nothing to you. None of you are working artists. None of you have taken the risks. If you continue to kick every person that comes along who has something to offer you won't be anything more that what you are: FAIL TROLLS

A funny story:

The song Blackened is the first song I ever heard by Metallica. When I was making my show to pitch to Adult Swim I wanted to use Blackened for the reel. I contacted Q Prime, and they said no.

If you watch my videography reel you can hear the song "darkened" and an example of me applying the theory that I supposedly don't know. The song that comes after 'Darkened' is a song I wrote using sound bending and an acoustic guitar, the orchestrated in the background: all acoustic guitar.

You can run your mouths all ****ing day but i can back my words up with examples, and let's note that NONE of you have been able to do that. All of you can kiss my ass. I came here to try to help people and then you kicked me into the ground.

You know what. I'll have my film sold in a week. I'll go back out on the road to promote the film while all of you sit here and troll not having the balls to do what it takes to have success. Really.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEI0J7x2uMA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSLrujpsHc8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj78FyMYn34
#58
why do all your videos have like 30 views lol

you went through a lot of trouble for this troll, i commend you
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#59
Most people don't disable the comments and likes on their Youtube video. That's usually a sign that the content on it is bad.
#60
Quote by Morphogenesis26
Most people don't disable the comments and likes on their Youtube video. That's usually a sign that the content on it is bad.

This
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#61
What in the holy fuck happened in this thread!? Definitely not the run-of-the-mill modes shitstorm I was expecting.
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#62
Quote by TheHydra
Wait, if you're so famous, why are you homeless?


First of all. At no time, in any situation did I say I was famous. I HAVE met thousands and thousands of people while making films all across the country, as you can see from my fan site, but that doesn't make me famous.

For the record being well known doesn't mean you have money. I know quite a few guys with gold or platinum albums that have day jobs or run businesses, and... for the hundredth time:

I COMMITTED COMMITTED TO LIVING ON THE STREET FOR SIX MONTHS OF MY LIFE TO MAKE A FILM ABOUT HOMELESSNESS AND THEN WHEN GOT ROBBED I ENDED UP REALLY HOMELESS BUT NOW I AM HOME AND NO LONGER HOMELESS... jeez read the damn thread.

Do me a favor and look up the interview with Dave Mustaine and Alex Jones, and listen to Dave talk about being homeless just after Megadeth got signed. Metallica lived in a U Haul. Tyler Perry was homeless when he sold his first play. Cedric Yarborough from Reno 911 was homeless. Russel Brand was homeless. Jewel was homeless.

Most of your favorite lower level band you go see on tour are homeless. They travel the country building their careers. They don't have money to have homes.

If you'd get off your damn computer and go to try to make something of yourselves I wouldn't be such a foreign object to you.

And I just got a message from Trolltron, do you actually like that kid, the forum cop? If I were you I'd troll every post he puts up with the word "poopy."
#64
Quote by Hail
why do all your videos have like 30 views lol

you went through a lot of trouble for this troll, i commend you


Re-printed from an earlier post in this thread. I guess you have trouble reading - most likely why you don't know shit about the guitar:

Originally Posted by MatthewKane
For the record, my resume is all work done on national television projects. My YouTube channel is used for housing my various reels. I have a rather decided distaste for YouTube and the false sense of credibility that it gives independent filmmakers and YouTube users.

Example:

Find a YouTube video that has 7,000,000 million views over a 90 day time frame. Then, turn on your television and watch an episode of Frontline on PBS. That episode of Frontline generates 7 million weekly viewers. The numbers YouTube generates are misleading, and frankly, they are undesirable to me at this stage in my professional life.

If I were in fact advertising my YouTube channel, why do I have videos that only have 3 or 4 views? I have two fan sites with over 1,600 fans, my blog is generating about 100 - 200 views a day depending on the content. On top of that I am well known for personally promoting my work through personal interaction and touring.

I was most certainly not trying to promote my YouTube channel, and your lack of understanding of the methods of promotion for national projects led you to assume that I was self promoting.

YouTube is a joke to me, seriously.
#65
Quote by TheHydra
You're home now? You were just talking about still being homeless yesterday.


Home, as in the city I live in. When you guys started trolling me I was on my last day of filming. I'm not in my home. I am home as in I am finally back in my home city. I'm in a motel - which for me - is home.
#66
Quote by amonamarthmetal
I just slept in my nice warm home. I awoke to find my loving mother making pancakes. then I jacked off and came here for LOL's. LOL's were had.


That's funny, when I got done ****ing her in the ass I told her to make you waffles...
#67
Quote by MatthewKane
Home, as in the city I live in. When you guys started trolling me I was on my last day of filming. I'm not in my home. I am home as in I am finally back in my home city. I'm in a motel - which for me - is home.

So you're homeless.
#68
Quote by MatthewKane
I ENDED UP REALLY HOMELESS BUT NOW I AM HOME AND NO LONGER HOMELESS.

So you are homeless... but you aren't homeless?

Mind****ed.
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#69
Quote by TheHydra
So you're homeless.


Is there a point to this? All of the guitarists you know and love are sitting in motels right now. Most of them don't waste money on real estate. *smh
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#70
Quote by MatthewKane
That's funny, when I got done ****ing her in the ass I told her to make you waffles...

My mom had anal cancer and had to get her asshole removed. that must have been a garbage bag you were fucking while you were sleeping in a dumpster.
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#71
Quote by MatthewKane
Is there a point to this? All of the guitarists you know and love are sitting in motels right now. Most of them don't waste money on real estate. *smh


I'm pretty sure Paul Masvidal is doing quite well and has a home.
#72
Quote by rockingamer2
What in the holy fuck happened in this thread!? Definitely not the run-of-the-mill modes shitstorm I was expecting.



Ah, this explains it. "run-of-the-mill shitstorm" So, what is really going on here is that none of you know shit about the modes, but *think* you do and then you sit and argue with anyone who didn't copy their info from the same Wikipedia article you did.

Got it.
#73
Quote by amonamarthmetal
My mom had anal cancer and had to get her asshole removed. that must have been a garbage bag you were fucking while you were sleeping in a dumpster.


awesome shot for the film, keep working to make it better, and you work for free too VERY NICE
#74
Quote by Morphogenesis26
I'm pretty sure Paul Masvidal is doing quite well and has a home.


If anyone knew or cared who that was it most certainly isn't me and if he is sitting at home he most certainly isn't working. *shrugs
#75
Quote by MatthewKane
awesome shot for the film, keep working to make it better, and you work for free too VERY NICE

Ahh I see. So you are going the one sided way and only showing your side of the story. It'll be like Kony 2012 where those cheap mother****ers only show one side of the story. you're a ****ing scumbag.
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#76
Quote by MatthewKane
If anyone knew or cared who that was it most certainly isn't me and if he is sitting at home he most certainly isn't working. *shrugs


Before I say anything about what's written in this quote: THERE. IS. AN. EDIT. BUTTON. USE IT!

Well, he is the guitarist/vocalist of Metal band Cynic. A very skilled player and he has influenced many guitarists and musicians with his work on 'Focus' and, to a lesser extent, 'Traced In Air'. He also did not inspire them from his skills at soloing, but at his ability to create amazing, complex riffs with a sort of "jazz-y" flair.

I think he's purdy coo.
#78
Quote by amonamarthmetal
Ahh I see. So you are going the one sided way and only showing your side of the story. It'll be like Kony 2012 where those cheap mother****ers only show one side of the story. you're a ****ing scumbag.



Actually the point I am trying to prove is that there are people out there who are willing to mock, hurt, and exploit homeless people for any reason. The real scumbag in this conversation is anyone who lives without compassion for people who are suffering. That would be you. You are heartless, inhuman, and to be totally honest I find you to be deeply unoriginal. You probably hear that a lot though.
#80
Quote by Morphogenesis26
Before I say anything about what's written in this quote: THERE. IS. AN. EDIT. BUTTON. USE IT!

Well, he is the guitarist/vocalist of Metal band Cynic. A very skilled player and he has influenced many guitarists and musicians with his work on 'Focus' and, to a lesser extent, 'Traced In Air'. He also did not inspire them from his skills at soloing, but at his ability to create amazing, complex riffs with a sort of "jazz-y" flair.

I think he's purdy coo.


I Googled him. I'm 36. So his album came out when I was a junior in high school. I have been a metal head all of my life, and at no point, at any time have I ever heard his name.