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#121
Quote by jetfuel495
that's so much cheaper than the bar

but nowhere to put


under your bed.


bed beers.
#122
Quote by blake1221
under your bed.


bed beers.



That way if you can't sleep with women, you can always sleep with beer

Both are bad for your finances and general health in the long run.
RIP Tom Searle.
#128
Quote by jetfuel495
that's so much cheaper than the bar

but nowhere to put

sounds like you're a bad roommate
#129
Quote by jetfuel495
I'm supposed to be.



Talked to your parents about 'supposed' to be?
RIP Tom Searle.
#133
I like it.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#134
It should have a different female name every week or so. Just for lolz / variety.
RIP Tom Searle.
#136
Quote by MH400
It should have a different female name every week or so. Just for lolz / variety.

It's going to get confusing.

*browsing Pit, see thread entitled 'Rachel'*
*jetfuel495*
"Jay switched back to girls..... whatever, take it to the relationship thread."
*close*
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#137
Quote by jetfuel495
down with this idea



Good man.

Also, I did Movember :3


This is me as of 3 minutes ago.


RIP Tom Searle.
#139
Quote by MH400
Good man.

Also, I did Movember :3


This is me as of 3 minutes ago.



Why do your eyes have mustaches?
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#142
Tonight I hung out with a bunch of bros and got newfound confidence in certain stuff


Also I left jay 3 long ass voicemails


Also Jay you better not rename the thread to what I think you will
#145
Quote by MH400
I really embraced Movember.

Obviously. I don't know what wizardry that is that you've done.

Quote by TheReverend724
Tonight I hung out with a bunch of bros and got newfound confidence in certain stuff


Also I left jay 3 long ass voicemails

suspect alcohol


Good shit bro! Those times are always the most fun.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#147
Quote by MH400
Can the regs take it in turns to pick?

That would give me much less incentive to put up with your bullshit all the time.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#148
Quote by jetfuel495


the list would pile up p quick.



I'm getting in fast.

I demand (See: politely request) that you name it Misty at some point.


Quote by JayT44
That would give me much less incentive to put up with your bullshit all the time.



Shut up, ya grape lookin' slut

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yrc359dm1k
RIP Tom Searle.
#150
I wanna be a reg in this thread. I feel as if I missed out on the first one. But I have nothing to chat about
#151
Quote by willT08
I wanna be a reg in this thread. I feel as if I missed out on the first one. But I have nothing to chat about



You liek teh mudkipz?
RIP Tom Searle.
#152
There's a girl who sits in front of me named Hannah in my Psychology class. She's looks like a country bumpkin but is kind of smart.
#154
Quote by Weaponized
There's a girl who sits in front of me named Hannah in my Psychology class. She's looks like a country bumpkin but is kind of smart.



"Blumpkin: The delicately balanced art of getting your **** sucked while taking a dump".


"Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins".
RIP Tom Searle.
#155
Quote by willT08
I wanna be a reg in this thread. I feel as if I missed out on the first one. But I have nothing to chat about

It's just chatting. Talk about something interesting you did in the day or have experienced, chime in if you have some input. It's the simplest of threads to use. You're overthinking it.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#156
Quote by willT08
I wanna be a reg in this thread. I feel as if I missed out on the first one. But I have nothing to chat about


Same reason I posted a emoticon.

And MH400, bumpkin not blumpkin.
#157
Quote by brownshirt1
Same reason I posted a emoticon.

And MH400, bumpkin not blumpkin.


Ah. Sorry bro, long / stressful day.
RIP Tom Searle.
#158
Quote by brownshirt1
Same reason I posted a emoticon.

And MH400, bumpkin not blumpkin.

Naww, the term is blumpkin.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#160
Quote by JayT44
It's just chatting. Talk about something interesting you did in the day or have experienced, chime in if you have some input. It's the simplest of threads to use. You're overthinking it.

Okay okay okay, I'm chilling.

Should I watch The Godfather Part II, Scarface or Apocalypse Now when I get home?