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Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#3
A stringed musical instrument with a fretted fingerboard, typically incurved sides, and six or twelve strings, played by plucking or strumming with the fingers or a plectrum.
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#4
A WAY OF LIFE



dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Tempoe
. . . ∆ . . .
Join date: Oct 2008
2,511 IQ
#5
She lets me play with her and she likes it. I make her happy and Vv.
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#6
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
A stringed musical instrument with a fretted fingerboard, typically incurved sides, and six or twelve strings, played by plucking or strumming with the fingers or a plectrum.


Yes! I was perfectly on time!
guitarist41
DiscoSucks****Everything
Join date: May 2006
1,812 IQ
#7
The best and most versatile musical instrument.

The current intsrument that holds the title of The Guitar has six strings and comes in acoustic and electric variations.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
vaca11
BLİTZ-KRİEG
Join date: Nov 2009
1,769 IQ
#8
piece of wood and some metal parts





^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Bugera Fire Wall Half Stack
^
JustRooster
Internet Bully
Join date: Jan 2005
7,164 IQ
#10
I am guitar and what is this?

Quote by EyeNon15
Thats too bad, I was under the impression I was arguing something profound

Jyrgen
Used Register
Join date: Jan 2010
2,049 IQ
#11
Quote by JustRooster
I am guitar and what is this?

12
Elderer
UG Member
Join date: Dec 2011
1,208 IQ
#14
Playing it gives me one of the nicest and rarest feelings- happiness.
MinterMan22
only smells
Join date: Nov 2007
763 IQ
#15
guitar is what they use at

JUDAS PREIST CONSERTS
..::fat
lard::..
jakesmellspoo
turndiningbackintoeating
Join date: Jun 2007
2,165 IQ
#16
guitar. (gu-ter)

the thing that bums sleep and pee in.
mugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmug
JD.15
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2009
117 IQ
#19
the only chance i ever have of pulling.
Fredmac12
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2012
997 IQ
#20
Quote by JustRooster
I am guitar and what is this?

This is a thread on what I guess is ultimateyou.com
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#21
Quote by Elderer
Playing it gives me one of the nicest and rarest feelings- happiness.


I agree with Richard.
jjfeu662
Celestia
Join date: Jun 2012
1,996 IQ
#22
Something hipsters carry around to look cool.


But when used right it is THE instrument.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
ctb
Join date: Apr 2004
1,449 IQ
#23
Something drummers aren't smart enough for.
Enigmatic564
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2011
518 IQ
#24
A way for me to express myself!
Quote by robertsanidiot
Jesus died for their sins. It would be a waste if they just didn't sin it up. If you ask me, it's almost unchristian if you DON'T eat the kiddies.
Quote by StewieSwan
Hahaha you short fuck
Quote by due 07
LOL manlet
Nameless742
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
925 IQ
#25
A number of things.
1: Self-expression
2: Catharsis
3: Fun
4: Impressing people.
5: A gateway to appreciating all other music.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
My Last Words
Billions and billions!
Join date: Jul 2012
2,209 IQ
#26
Actually pretty funny that a bunch of wood and metal can make you feel like the happiest man on earth, then the following moment you are frustrated to death because of that same bunch.

Then again, humans are f***ed up.
baab
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
5,710 IQ
#27
Quote by Nameless742
A number of things.
1: Self-expression
2: Catharsis
3: Fun
4: Impressing people.
5: A gateway to appreciating all other music.

Damn it! You took all my reasons. *shakes fist*
Aralingh
Intelligent person
Join date: Mar 2012
301 IQ
#28
Quote by Elderer
Playing it gives me one of the nicest and rarest feelings- happiness.


Is your life that bad?
GuitarQ33r0
Deathcore Messiah
Join date: Nov 2009
166 IQ
#31
A string instrument used by Lord Satan and his followers. It strikes pure spirits into the depths of Hell when proper vibrato is used.
you're never as free as when you are lost
AxeToFall
Dazed Glonuts
Join date: Nov 2012
30 IQ
#32
Me like guitar, guitar go chugga chugga chugga widdley widdley weeeeeee
JimDawson
I heard you like lasers?
Join date: Feb 2011
744 IQ
#33
The avatar of my penis.
Quote by Jesus
Gaza Strip- home. At least it was before I fucked ereythang up...
stoneyman00
Registered User
Join date: Oct 2010
28 IQ
#34
It is kind of liek borderline personality disorder; Today I love it so much that angels sing when I touch it, but tomorrow I cant stop thinking about what it would look like being hurdled off a tall buildig on fire because I cant figure that DAMN SWEEP PIKCING OUT!!!!! (where are my meds?)
Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,712 IQ
#35
Wood. Lots and lots of rock hard, solid, good-to-the-fingers-feeling wood.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Have anybody went on high lately?
v Smash dat mf
SwoobGuitar
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2010
396 IQ
#36
An instrument that does not only produce notes, but also emotions.
Wolfinator-x
Teeth
Join date: Apr 2007
1,337 IQ
#37
To guitar or not to guitar... that is the question.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.
Artists I'm listening to a lot lately:
Stray Cats, Gustav Holst

Mah Youtube vids.
if you truly loved me, you'd watch them (psst; it's not just glam stuff)

Mah Soundcloud
MinterMan22
only smells
Join date: Nov 2007
763 IQ
#39
Quote by Ignite
what about Judas Priest concerts though

not metal enough
..::fat
lard::..
Acou97
Registered User
Join date: Nov 2012
59 IQ
#40
Quote by GuitarQ33r0
A string instrument used by Lord Satan and his followers.


amd here i thought it was the fiddle