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A stringed musical instrument with a fretted fingerboard, typically incurved sides, and six or twelve strings, played by plucking or strumming with the fingers or a plectrum.

dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect

She lets me play with her and she likes it. I make her happy and Vv.
The best and most versatile musical instrument.

The current intsrument that holds the title of The Guitar has six strings and comes in acoustic and electric variations.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
piece of wood and some metal parts

Bugera Fire Wall Half Stack
guitar. (gu-ter)

the thing that bums sleep and pee in.
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I am guitar and what is this?

This is a thread on what I guess is
Something hipsters carry around to look cool.

But when used right it is THE instrument.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

A way for me to express myself!
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Jesus died for their sins. It would be a waste if they just didn't sin it up. If you ask me, it's almost unchristian if you DON'T eat the kiddies.
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Hahaha you short fuck
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LOL manlet
A number of things.
1: Self-expression
2: Catharsis
3: Fun
4: Impressing people.
5: A gateway to appreciating all other music.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
Actually pretty funny that a bunch of wood and metal can make you feel like the happiest man on earth, then the following moment you are frustrated to death because of that same bunch.

Then again, humans are f***ed up.
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A number of things.
1: Self-expression
2: Catharsis
3: Fun
4: Impressing people.
5: A gateway to appreciating all other music.

Damn it! You took all my reasons. *shakes fist*
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Playing it gives me one of the nicest and rarest feelings- happiness.

Is your life that bad?
A string instrument used by Lord Satan and his followers. It strikes pure spirits into the depths of Hell when proper vibrato is used.
you're never as free as when you are lost
The avatar of my penis.
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Gaza Strip- home. At least it was before I fucked ereythang up...
It is kind of liek borderline personality disorder; Today I love it so much that angels sing when I touch it, but tomorrow I cant stop thinking about what it would look like being hurdled off a tall buildig on fire because I cant figure that DAMN SWEEP PIKCING OUT!!!!! (where are my meds?)
To guitar or not to guitar... that is the question.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.

Listening to: The terrible 2000's radio rock playing over the speaker in the pub next to me in this shopping center I'm working in

The joke is that my avatar is half of Colin Mochrie's face, hence, semi-Colin. Brilliant, huh?
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what about Judas Priest concerts though

not metal enough
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A string instrument used by Lord Satan and his followers.

amd here i thought it was the fiddle
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