Give vague movie descriptions and try to guess what other people are describing

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Carnivean
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#1
I'll start:

Guy's asshole friend owes money, so they play cards.
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Dirge Humani
Tyler
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#5
A hero comes from humble beginnings, but is called to adventure. He has apparently superhuman help along the way. He finds a mentor, who mentors him. Later, a horrible circumstance befalls the hero. He grows as a result, and eventually succeeds.
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I tried to open the kitchen door and accidentally turned the light off instead

now googling "how to pasta"
whywefight
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#6
Quote by Carnivean
I'll start:

Guy's asshole friend owes money, so they play cards.

The Seventh Seal? Probably not right.

Dude tries to steal another dude's wife, before all but the wife die anyway.
Quote by Dirge Humani
A hero comes from humble beginnings, but is called to adventure. He has apparently superhuman help along the way. He finds a mentor, who mentors him. Later, a horrible circumstance befalls the hero. He grows as a result, and eventually succeeds.

Ahh yes, that one
blake1221
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#7
Quote by Dirge Humani
A hero comes from humble beginnings, but is called to adventure. He has apparently superhuman help along the way. He finds a mentor, who mentors him. Later, a horrible circumstance befalls the hero. He grows as a result, and eventually succeeds.


that is an archetype and you sir are a cheating cheat
Bob_Sacamano
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#8
Quote by Carnivean
I'll start:

Guy's asshole friend owes money, so they play cards.

ROUNDERS!

I'm watching that right now!
WCPhils
UnBanned
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#9
Quote by blake1221
Nope, Star Wars didn't start with credits.

___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Tempoe
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#10
guy meets girl, tries to get it on, seems like hrs go by, guy gets laid.
Todd Hart
Do Sadists go to Hell?
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#11
Quote by Dirge Humani
A hero comes from humble beginnings, but is called to adventure. He has apparently superhuman help along the way. He finds a mentor, who mentors him. Later, a horrible circumstance befalls the hero. He grows as a result, and eventually succeeds.


120 days of Sodom?
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
orangepi
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2012
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#12
A couple of people kidnap a cop.

They try to make a movie of them murdering him.

One of the people goes insane, and kills them all.

only the cop lives.
Primus2112
whatever you say "Mor-ty"
Join date: Jul 2008
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#13
Pikeys.
Quote by raoooos
slipknot are actually just terrible, they're such a "holy shit i'm 14" kind of band. like fuck off mum i'm not going to school i have to clear the stone of leaves.
ThrashUnleashed
stealing human bones
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#14
Several people steal some stuff
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when I die of a brain aneurysm I want it on record that its the film threads fault

Quote by GuitarGod_92
Movies are all bad every last one of them

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ErikLensherr
MGTOW
Join date: Jul 2011
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#15
Two weird guys hang out with this family and play some games, then the dad and son get shot and the mom goes for a swim.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Rossenrot
I was in NYC for all of about 5 minutes until I was called a cracker and called out to fight someone.
primusfan
Conspiracy Music Theorist
Join date: Mar 2004
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#18
Quote by ErikLensherr
Two weird guys hang out with this family and play some games, then the dad and son get shot and the mom goes for a swim.


funny games.
#DTWD
primusfan
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#19
guy goes to work. wasn't supposed to be there.
#DTWD
Primus2112
whatever you say "Mor-ty"
Join date: Jul 2008
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#20
Quote by primusfan
snatch.


my nigga

it's so good
Quote by raoooos
slipknot are actually just terrible, they're such a "holy shit i'm 14" kind of band. like fuck off mum i'm not going to school i have to clear the stone of leaves.
ErikLensherr
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Join date: Jul 2011
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#21
Quote by primusfan
guy goes to work. wasn't supposed to be there.

Clerks! And yeah it was Funny Games.

Chick sells newspapers. Boyfriend takes her on the run. She narcs.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Rossenrot
I was in NYC for all of about 5 minutes until I was called a cracker and called out to fight someone.
Last edited by ErikLensherr at Dec 2, 2012,
Carnivean
UG Board King
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#22
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
ROUNDERS!

I'm watching that right now!


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It's not hard to be nice, but it's nice to be hard
Dwight.Schrute
Volunteer Sheriff Deputy
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#23
Quote by Dirge Humani
A hero comes from humble beginnings, but is called to adventure. He has apparently superhuman help along the way. He finds a mentor, who mentors him. Later, a horrible circumstance befalls the hero. He grows as a result, and eventually succeeds.

Lilo and Stitch
Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

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vicarious46
Registered Masshole
Join date: Aug 2007
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#24
Quote by primusfan
snatch.



teeth
Quote by ErikLensherr
Don't belittle it like that, your mom produces top quality stuff.



C4C
[thread="1339859"]Hammerhead[/thread]
[thread="1341152"]Anglerfish[/thread]

VOTE
Thrustor: 2012
Todd Hart
Do Sadists go to Hell?
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#25
Quote by vicarious46
teeth


...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
iHurricaneGTR
Big Gumbo Jones
Join date: Aug 2011
70 IQ
#26
*pew pew pew*
*ratatatatata*
"AUUUHHGGGHG"
*pew pew pew*
*BOOM BOOM BOOM*
*saddening life stories*
*pew pew pew!!!*
*pussy*
*sad/inspiring ending*
You dirty piece of shit, you.

Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

Twatter
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
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#27
Quote by iHurricaneGTR
*pew pew pew*
*ratatatatata*
"AUUUHHGGGHG"
*pew pew pew*
*BOOM BOOM BOOM*
*saddening life stories*
*pew pew pew!!!*
*pussy*
*sad/inspiring ending*


the hurt locker
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#28
guy paints chick on ship
Quote by JamSessionFreak
lots of really smart stuff
ThrashUnleashed
stealing human bones
Join date: Apr 2011
443 IQ
#29
Quote by iHurricaneGTR
*pew pew pew*
*ratatatatata*
"AUUUHHGGGHG"
*pew pew pew*
*BOOM BOOM BOOM*
*some stories*
*pew pew pew!!!*
*tits*
*ending*


fixed to be Transformers
Quote by GuitarGod_92
when I die of a brain aneurysm I want it on record that its the film threads fault

Quote by GuitarGod_92
Movies are all bad every last one of them

Quote by yope
Fungus has a right to exist. It's a valid life form.
iHurricaneGTR
Big Gumbo Jones
Join date: Aug 2011
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#30
Quote by whywefight
the hurt locker

No, but good guess.
Hint: pussy =/= vagina.
You dirty piece of shit, you.

Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

Twatter
Last edited by iHurricaneGTR at Dec 2, 2012,
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
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#31
Quote by Burgery
guy paints chick on ship

Quote by whywefight
Dude tries to steal another dude's wife, before all but the wife die anyway.

one and the same
primusfan
Conspiracy Music Theorist
Join date: Mar 2004
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#34
Quote by vicarious46
teeth



i lol'd purty good.
#DTWD
iHurricaneGTR
Big Gumbo Jones
Join date: Aug 2011
70 IQ
#35
Corny intro
Shit music
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
More sex
Sex
Edit: ^^did we just do the same thing, yoman?
You dirty piece of shit, you.

Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

Twatter
Last edited by iHurricaneGTR at Dec 2, 2012,
Skullivan
EG Fan aka Bandwagoner
Join date: Jun 2010
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#36
Guy stumbles into crime-driven town
Befriends prostitue
Goes on massive killing spree
Kills main protagonist and gets killed himself
Prostitute joins The Plague
beau05
UG Senior Member
Join date: Jul 2005
451 IQ
#38
Quote by orangepi
A couple of people kidnap a cop.

They try to make a movie of them murdering him.

One of the people goes insane, and kills them all.

only the cop lives.


Fargo?
beau05
UG Senior Member
Join date: Jul 2005
451 IQ
#39
Quote by Skullivan
Guy stumbles into crime-driven town
Befriends prostitue
Goes on massive killing spree
Kills main protagonist and gets killed himself
Prostitute joins The Plague


Hobo with a shotgun?
Dwight.Schrute
Volunteer Sheriff Deputy
Join date: Jul 2010
559 IQ
#40
The stampede kills him.

Then fart jokes.
Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

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