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#1
I've started playing guitar 3 years ago, so I decided to start singing along when I'm playing to my buddies, some guests or anyone else who needed some music for entertainment.
Everybody says I suck at singing. I know that it's not true and that I sing fabulous.
Did any of you experience anything similar to this situation? How do you fix it?
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#3
No, but alot of people on American Idol go through the same thing.

Hang in there bro.
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#4
If they say you suck then you probably suck.
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#6
if you suck at singing, try yelling really loud.

works for a lot of bands i listen to.
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#7
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No, but alot of people on American Idol go through the same thing.

Hang in there bro.


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#8
They probably just don't know the lyrics. Trying printing out lyrical sheets to "i cum blood" and handing it to them prior to playing. I'm sure they'll think you're talented then.
#9
Oh and this is the internet, you're allowed to say 'ass'.
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#10
^ lol

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It may or may not suck. Record an example on vocaroo, we can judge.

It'll sound like shit on vocaroo.
#14
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Did any of you experience anything similar to this situation? How do you fix it?

Easy. You stop sucking.
Of course you're going to think you sing... uhm.... fabulous, but you're not the one who makes that call. So if they tell you you suck, you probably suck.

But if you're really convinced, you could totally post a sample here. Mostly just for the lol's.
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#15
I have like the all-time worst singing voice, but I still sing a lot anyways. I guess I'm pretty blessed, seeing as how annoying people is my favorite hobby.
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#16
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It'll sound like shit on vocaroo.

I dunno the main thing is just the pitch
#17
Can't relate to this. Actually, it's just the opposite for me. Everyone says I'm a great singer, and I think I suck balls.


I mean, I've learned to appreciate my singing more over the past while but I still don't like the way I sound (and yes I've recorded and listened to it). In other words, if I were to hear someone else singing the way I do and they asked for my opinion, I'd tell them they suck and to give up singing.
#18
If you've only been doing something for three years and think you're fabulous at it, you need to work way harder.
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#19
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They probably just don't know the lyrics. Trying printing out lyrical sheets to "i cum blood" and handing it to them prior to playing. I'm sure they'll think you're talented then.


Everyone of your fuc***g posts names this song.

We get it! You are a bad ass because you listen to music that is so hardcore they write songs called I Cum Blood. It doesn't carry the same shock value or humor the millionth time we hear it that it did the first time. So do us all a favor and try to find another way to shock us. The shock value on this one ran out a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNG time ago.

-----Two posts in the last few minutes and you name I Cum Blood in both of them.

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Everyone of your fuc***g posts names this song.

We get it! You are a bad ass because you listen to music that is so hardcore they write songs called I Cum Blood. It doesn't carry the same shock value or humor the millionth time we hear it that it did the first time. So do us all a favor and try to find another way to shock us. The shock value on this one ran out a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNG time ago.

-----Two posts in the last few minutes and twice you name I Cum Blood in both of them.

YAWN




So mad.
He probably doesn't even listen to them, it's just an overdone joke on this forum.
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#21
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Everyone of your fuc***g posts names this song.

We get it! You are a bad ass because you listen to music that is so hardcore they write songs called I Cum Blood. It doesn't carry the same shock value or humor the millionth time we hear it that it did the first time. So do us all a favor and try to find another way to shock us. The shock value on this one ran out a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNG time ago.

-----Two posts in the last few minutes and twice you name I Cum Blood in both of them.

YAWN

If you're too lame to get the "i cum blood" jokes, then stfu already...
#22
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Everyone of your fuc***g posts names this song.

We get it! You are a bad ass because you listen to music that is so hardcore they write songs called I Cum Blood. It doesn't carry the same shock value or humor the millionth time we hear it that it did the first time. So do us all a favor and try to find another way to shock us. The shock value on this one ran out a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNG time ago.

-----Two posts in the last few minutes and you name I Cum Blood in both of them.

YAWN

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#23
But my girlfriend says I sound nice... I trust my girlfriend more than I trust all the evil, malvolent strangers!
How do I sing even better anyway?
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#24
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But my girlfriend says I sound nice... I trust my girlfriend more than I trust all the evil, malvolent strangers!
How do I sing even better anyway?


Your girlfriend has to be nice to you though
Practice makes perfect though. Or try playing a note on your guitar and trying to match it with your voice. Assuming you aren't tone deaf, of course.
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#26
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But my girlfriend says I sound nice... I trust my girlfriend more than I trust all the evil, malvolent strangers!
How do I sing even better anyway?

Well, cool...your girlfriend likes your voice. That's great. But it means about as much as a pile of dung here.

You could get singing lessons.
#27
Dude, you probably suck but enjoy playing and singing. I'm the same way. I can't sing but when we all are drinking and playing music, most of the time I sing and its all fun cause we don't care how good it is, its just fun to play.
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Everyone of your fuc***g posts names this song.

We get it! You are a bad ass because you listen to music that is so hardcore they write songs called I Cum Blood. It doesn't carry the same shock value or humor the millionth time we hear it that it did the first time. So do us all a favor and try to find another way to shock us. The shock value on this one ran out a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNG time ago.

-----Two posts in the last few minutes and you name I Cum Blood in both of them.

YAWN


I lol'd.

Then I lol'd even more after reading everyone's replies to you.
#30
Maybe you do suck, but if you really want to get better or anything, you certainly can.
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#31
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Did you actually just censor 'ass'?


Shut up man, what if my mum sees?
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Shut up man, what if my mum sees?

ASS! I hope she does see it, man!

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#33
Yeah if multiple people tell you that you suck then you do. If your serious get singing lessons or pick up Singing Success. (theres also a Singing sub forum with some good info)
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I lol'd.

Then I lol'd even more after reading everyone's replies to you.


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Your girlfriend has to be nice to you though


Says who?

No one has to be nice to anyone, she could be just saying that to be nice, but we can't know that.

And practicing singing is awkward as fuck lol.....
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#37
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Everyone of your fuc***g posts names this song.

We get it! You are a bad ass because you listen to music that is so hardcore they write songs called I Cum Blood. It doesn't carry the same shock value or humor the millionth time we hear it that it did the first time. So do us all a favor and try to find another way to shock us. The shock value on this one ran out a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNG time ago.

-----Two posts in the last few minutes and you name I Cum Blood in both of them.

YAWN

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#38
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ASS! I hope she does see it, man!

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