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#1
what the ****

i was getting a subway and the chick had already made it and everything and i then i realised i didnt have my wallet so i just bounced after muttering an apology

wat do pit
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#2
You idiot, burg.
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#4
Should change your username to Buggery you daft bugger
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#5
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#6
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#9
Oh fuck. I once lost mine too along with a hoodie on a booze cruise but thankfully it was returned. But I remember the panic.

However it's not the end of the world.
#10
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What to do?

..find your wallet

you make it sound so simple
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#12
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you make it sound so simple

Ask a guitar forum to help, you'll find it faster.
#16
if i lost my wallet i wouldnt care
but i dont have anything important in it anyway
in fact i don't know where it is
havent seen it in maybe a week
hope he's alright
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#18
Shit man, sucks when that happens.

I once left my wallet on the bus into Aberdeen, myself and two mates were going for a night out. I realised I didn't have it when I got to the club, so I sprinted all the way to the bus station, to find that the bus had already left again and wasn't coming back to Aberdeen that night. One of my mates had no money at all, and the other one was in overdraft, and only had £40 to share between the three of us. I didn't have any ID anymore so I had to get snuck into the club. Luckily Jagerbombs were on special that night, £1 I think. We got drunk and had a fantastic night anyway.

We were supposed to be staying at my friend's house, but he went home with a girl. Me and my other friend got the bus back and I puked on myself. Then we had to phone his mum at 4AM and wake her to come pick us up 'cause there were no taxis on the go anymore.

God that was a good night...
#21
I've lost my wallet before, oddly enough I found it in my hand. I was so exhausted I was searching for the thing I was holding. >_<
#22
Been there. Sucks...
Not so much the money you lost, but EVERYTHING else you need to apply for again. Debit/Credit Cards can take a week or more to get back. Not to mention all of the bills you have being paid for automatically (like phone, electric. etc.) and now you gotta call ALL of those customer services to switch to the new card #.
Drivers liscence means you have to spend half your day at the DMV, roadside assistance cards, etc. Plus you just can't get back wallet pics of family, kids, signifigant others on a whim sometimes.

I feel ya man. It sucks ass...
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#23
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Been there. Sucks...
Not so much the money you lost, but EVERYTHING else you need to apply for again. Debit/Credit Cards can take a week or more to get back. Not to mention all of the bills you have being paid for automatically (like phone, electric. etc.) and now you gotta call ALL of those customer services to switch to the new card #.
Drivers liscence means you have to spend half your day at the DMV, roadside assistance cards, etc. Plus you just can't get back wallet pics of family, kids, signifigant others on a whim sometimes.

I feel ya man. It sucks ass...

You speak as if the wallet in question is dead
I think he might have just misplaced it.
Cheer up!
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#24
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You speak as if the wallet in question is dead
I think he might have just misplaced it.
Cheer up!

Generally when you lose a wallet in a public place it IS good as dead. People are shit. They never return that stuff to lost n founds.
All the while you feel so helpless when half your adult (maybe that part isn't for everyone in here) life was in that wallet.
#25
Quote by Lord Waltaa
You speak as if the wallet in question is dead
I think he might have just misplaced it.
Cheer up!

its gone man

gone
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#27
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its gone man

gone

RIP
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#28
Well, if you truely know it's gone, get cracking on replacing stuff. No time like the present. Can't cry about what done and gone. Stop procrastinating.

First thing's first: get the **** off of UG.
#29
Mate, come back when you've had to do this at Poundland because you can't afford the 3 items you've picked up
#30
Quote by bdof
Well, if you truely know it's gone, get cracking on replacing stuff. No time like the present. Can't cry about what done and gone. Stop procrastinating.

First thing's first: get the **** off of UG.

already on it

i still have a phone, you see
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#31
It´s usually in the last place you look. So look there first and you´ll find it quicker.
#32
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It´s usually in the last place you look. So look there first and you´ll find it quicker.

sage advice.
#33
Lost mine at an amusement park once.

The most surprising part was finding it at a lost and found at the end of the day.
#34
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You have the fun process of cancelling all of your bank cards, ordering new ones and getting a new ID/driver's license.

Sorry bro, it happens.

the worst thing is i need ID for exams

after much rummaging through garbage i found my passport though, so it'll all work out
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#35
I was in the train station in Chicago one time and went to get my wallet from my back pocket to pay for a ticket, and started freaking out for a good minute because it wasn't there. And I had a lot of cash because I was on a sort of vacation.

Then I remembered that I put in in a front pocket to prevent it from getting stolen. Still flipped my shit though.
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#40
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But, Burgery, you are the black wizards.
i am them

Have not you any magicks?
if i'd lost my wallet far up in the mountains, where the rain fall not far, yet the sun cannot reach, this would all be much easier
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
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