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Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#1
what the ****

i was getting a subway and the chick had already made it and everything and i then i realised i didnt have my wallet so i just bounced after muttering an apology

wat do pit
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ErikLensherr
MGTOW
Join date: Jul 2011
1,630 IQ
#2
You idiot, burg.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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I was in NYC for all of about 5 minutes until I was called a cracker and called out to fight someone.
slash_GNR666
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
Join date: Jun 2009
374 IQ
#4
Should change your username to Buggery you daft bugger
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#5
Quote by JamSessionFreak
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Hydra150
cutebutt mcsexyface
Join date: Nov 2006
1,793 IQ
#6
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Jyrgen
Used Register
Join date: Jan 2010
2,049 IQ
#9
Oh fuck. I once lost mine too along with a hoodie on a booze cruise but thankfully it was returned. But I remember the panic.

However it's not the end of the world.
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#10
Quote by sam b
What to do?

..find your wallet

you make it sound so simple
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sam b
64066
Join date: Nov 2003
7,952 IQ
#12
Quote by Burgery
you make it sound so simple

Ask a guitar forum to help, you'll find it faster.
deadlydictator
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2011
523 IQ
#13
Theres a new you out there. He's gone take your identity.
He is.
James Woods.
MASTODON FTW
WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
731 IQ
#15
I lost my wallet on the train yesterday
___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Hydra150
cutebutt mcsexyface
Join date: Nov 2006
1,793 IQ
#16
if i lost my wallet i wouldnt care
but i dont have anything important in it anyway
in fact i don't know where it is
havent seen it in maybe a week
hope he's alright
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
1,492 IQ
#18
Shit man, sucks when that happens.

I once left my wallet on the bus into Aberdeen, myself and two mates were going for a night out. I realised I didn't have it when I got to the club, so I sprinted all the way to the bus station, to find that the bus had already left again and wasn't coming back to Aberdeen that night. One of my mates had no money at all, and the other one was in overdraft, and only had £40 to share between the three of us. I didn't have any ID anymore so I had to get snuck into the club. Luckily Jagerbombs were on special that night, £1 I think. We got drunk and had a fantastic night anyway.

We were supposed to be staying at my friend's house, but he went home with a girl. Me and my other friend got the bus back and I puked on myself. Then we had to phone his mum at 4AM and wake her to come pick us up 'cause there were no taxis on the go anymore.

God that was a good night...
CodChick
UG's Cute Canadian :3
Join date: Jun 2009
122 IQ
#21
I've lost my wallet before, oddly enough I found it in my hand. I was so exhausted I was searching for the thing I was holding. >_<
bdof
Very Kissable
Join date: Feb 2008
2,504 IQ
#22
Been there. Sucks...
Not so much the money you lost, but EVERYTHING else you need to apply for again. Debit/Credit Cards can take a week or more to get back. Not to mention all of the bills you have being paid for automatically (like phone, electric. etc.) and now you gotta call ALL of those customer services to switch to the new card #.
Drivers liscence means you have to spend half your day at the DMV, roadside assistance cards, etc. Plus you just can't get back wallet pics of family, kids, signifigant others on a whim sometimes.

I feel ya man. It sucks ass...
Last edited by bdof at Dec 4, 2012,
Lord Waltaa
Bananned
Join date: Jul 2006
691 IQ
#23
Quote by bdof
Been there. Sucks...
Not so much the money you lost, but EVERYTHING else you need to apply for again. Debit/Credit Cards can take a week or more to get back. Not to mention all of the bills you have being paid for automatically (like phone, electric. etc.) and now you gotta call ALL of those customer services to switch to the new card #.
Drivers liscence means you have to spend half your day at the DMV, roadside assistance cards, etc. Plus you just can't get back wallet pics of family, kids, signifigant others on a whim sometimes.

I feel ya man. It sucks ass...

You speak as if the wallet in question is dead
I think he might have just misplaced it.
Cheer up!
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
bdof
Very Kissable
Join date: Feb 2008
2,504 IQ
#24
Quote by Lord Waltaa
You speak as if the wallet in question is dead
I think he might have just misplaced it.
Cheer up!

Generally when you lose a wallet in a public place it IS good as dead. People are shit. They never return that stuff to lost n founds.
All the while you feel so helpless when half your adult (maybe that part isn't for everyone in here) life was in that wallet.
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#25
Quote by Lord Waltaa
You speak as if the wallet in question is dead
I think he might have just misplaced it.
Cheer up!

its gone man

gone
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blake1221
‭‭
Join date: Oct 2007
711 IQ
#26
Quote by _T_H_R_I_C_E_
Did you try calling it?


You idiot, he left it on vibrate.
Lord Waltaa
Bananned
Join date: Jul 2006
691 IQ
#27
Quote by Burgery
its gone man

gone

RIP
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
bdof
Very Kissable
Join date: Feb 2008
2,504 IQ
#28
Well, if you truely know it's gone, get cracking on replacing stuff. No time like the present. Can't cry about what done and gone. Stop procrastinating.

First thing's first: get the **** off of UG.
willT08
Banned
Join date: Jul 2009
2,923 IQ
#29
Mate, come back when you've had to do this at Poundland because you can't afford the 3 items you've picked up
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#30
Quote by bdof
Well, if you truely know it's gone, get cracking on replacing stuff. No time like the present. Can't cry about what done and gone. Stop procrastinating.

First thing's first: get the **** off of UG.

already on it

i still have a phone, you see
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kertets
Banned
Join date: Jan 2012
80 IQ
#31
It´s usually in the last place you look. So look there first and you´ll find it quicker.
blake1221
‭‭
Join date: Oct 2007
711 IQ
#32
Quote by kertets
It´s usually in the last place you look. So look there first and you´ll find it quicker.

sage advice.
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#33
Lost mine at an amusement park once.

The most surprising part was finding it at a lost and found at the end of the day.
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#34
Quote by ChucklesMginty
You have the fun process of cancelling all of your bank cards, ordering new ones and getting a new ID/driver's license.

Sorry bro, it happens.

the worst thing is i need ID for exams

after much rummaging through garbage i found my passport though, so it'll all work out
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eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,539 IQ
#35
I was in the train station in Chicago one time and went to get my wallet from my back pocket to pay for a ticket, and started freaking out for a good minute because it wasn't there. And I had a lot of cash because I was on a sort of vacation.

Then I remembered that I put in in a front pocket to prevent it from getting stolen. Still flipped my shit though.
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~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
Wolfinator-x
Teeth
Join date: Apr 2007
1,337 IQ
#37
Do what you do every night; try to take over the world.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.
Artists I'm listening to a lot lately:
Stray Cats, Gustav Holst

Mah Youtube vids.
if you truly loved me, you'd watch them (psst; it's not just glam stuff)

Mah Soundcloud
afatguitarist
Registered User
Join date: Apr 2009
182 IQ
#39
Cancel any cards you have and get a new drivers lisence if you have one.
I'M FAT!!!!
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#40
Quote by hriday_hazarika
But, Burgery, you are the black wizards.
i am them

Have not you any magicks?
if i'd lost my wallet far up in the mountains, where the rain fall not far, yet the sun cannot reach, this would all be much easier
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