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Junglie
Registered User
Join date: Jul 2010
134 IQ
#1
Personally, I lose things all the time. I just had my credit card, ordered a christmas gift, put it down and now I can't find it

I do this all the time with my car keys, wallet, shoes, hell I even lost my car in a car park once
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I love you.
W4RP1G
Please, call me Pig.
Join date: May 2010
2,847 IQ
#2
My penis is too big for the average vagina.
whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
1,492 IQ
#4
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My penis is too big for the average vagina.

Jack Off Jill
Is Voting MakinLattes.
Join date: Mar 2007
630 IQ
#5
I don't like to do anything productive when I'm not at work.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
731 IQ
#6
I don't like to do anything productive.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Junglie
Registered User
Join date: Jul 2010
134 IQ
#7
Quote by Trowzaa
I don't like to do anything productive.


Standard for someone from York innit?
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I love you.
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
731 IQ
#9
Quote by Junglie
Standard for someone from York innit?


dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Jack Off Jill
Is Voting MakinLattes.
Join date: Mar 2007
630 IQ
#10
I'm not lazy, I just work really hard at work and don't feel like working at home. In fact, I won't even get up right now to put in Bioshock even though I want to play.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
W4RP1G
Please, call me Pig.
Join date: May 2010
2,847 IQ
#11
Quote by whoomit

Thanks bro. It sucks but I'm dealing with it
ErikLensherr
MGTOW
Join date: Jul 2011
1,634 IQ
#12
I procrastinate.

Also sometimes I'm annoying.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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I was in NYC for all of about 5 minutes until I was called a cracker and called out to fight someone.
slash_GNR666
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
Join date: Jun 2009
374 IQ
#13
Can sometimes be annoying
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
RiffsanBridges
UG's mentally challenged
Join date: Aug 2010
510 IQ
#14
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I'm not lazy, I just work really hard at work and don't feel like working at home. In fact, I won't even get up right now to put in Bioshock even though I want to play.

"Since the comprehension of sweet sound is our most indefinite conception, music, when combined with a pleasurable idea, is poetry. Music without the idea is simply music."
- Edgar Allan Poe
Rawshik
Homophobic Racist
Join date: Oct 2010
2,276 IQ
#15
I skip school. A lot. Right now I'm at about 100 hours that I'm supposed to make up. Which sucks because I'm passing all my classes.

Edit: And I'm supposed to be graduating in two weeks.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
Last edited by Rawshik at Dec 5, 2012,
Skynyrd890
Unregistered User
Join date: Sep 2007
506 IQ
#16
I'm unemployed, but still skip class sometimes.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
cptcomet
Band
Join date: Feb 2008
648 IQ
#17
I have no drive to do anything with my life.
455 75 34 88


(´・ω・`)


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Boba FRETT
Join date: Oct 2010
2,246 IQ
#18
I procrastinate and I can't get out of bed.
Regarding the furry fandom from the man himself:
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Please understand how little we as a community care
FireFromTheVoid
Strange Juice
Join date: Mar 2011
98 IQ
#19
I`m very clumsy, I drop stuff all the time and even slipped and slammed my face into a door yesterday.
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet

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I'll come out 3 years after the end of the world

innertom
Registered Sex Offender
Join date: Aug 2009
63 IQ
#20
I just don't give a **** about anything
Junglie
Registered User
Join date: Jul 2010
134 IQ
#21
Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I`m very clumsy, I drop stuff all the time and even slipped and slammed my face into a door yesterday.


I walked into a door the other week. I had my hand out to push it open and just walked straight into it
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I love you.
adamgur96
Not caring no more
Join date: Apr 2011
865 IQ
#22
I'm negative as fuck and i tend to take other people's problems on my conscious.
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
FireFromTheVoid
Strange Juice
Join date: Mar 2011
98 IQ
#23
Quote by Junglie
I walked into a door the other week. I had my hand out to push it open and just walked straight into it


That`s not even the worst though.
I broke my nose one time because I was trimming branches and I was cutting a thick one so I put one side of the shears against my chest and it broke, making me slam it into my face.

Also almost cut the tip of my left thumb off one time cause a knife slipped while I was cutting something, and cut my head open because I ran into a piece of metal that was hanging down.
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet

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I'll come out 3 years after the end of the world

Last edited by FireFromTheVoid at Dec 5, 2012,
ErikLensherr
MGTOW
Join date: Jul 2011
1,634 IQ
#24
Quote by adamgur96
I'm Israeli.

Dude, no, come on now. Some things are beyond anyone's control.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Rossenrot
I was in NYC for all of about 5 minutes until I was called a cracker and called out to fight someone.
Jacques-Henri
Registered User
Join date: Aug 2012
55 IQ
#25
I take literally hours to come...

EDIT : Also, because we're sharing crazy stories ; One time I was setting the table for dinner and I dropped a fork. It landed tongs straight down, right in my toe. I still have four little pin-prick holes in my big toe.
Last edited by Jacques-Henri at Dec 5, 2012,
adamgur96
Not caring no more
Join date: Apr 2011
865 IQ
#26
Quote by ErikLensherr
Dude, no, come on now. Some things are beyond anyone's control.


Fuck you man.

No, but i lol'd
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
coco-loco
UG's Only Ghoulscout
Join date: Sep 2009
2,934 IQ
#27
I have a little crooked tooth (on the bottom at the front). Oddly though, I kind of like it. I also have a very subtle sleepy eye, but hardly anyone actually notice it ahaha. It's minimal. If these were all of my flaws, life'd be crazy perfect, I just can't think of anymore worth mentioning (like the ones I mentioned were worth mentioning....)
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You sir, are a giant c*** and you finger will forever haunt my dreams.


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Coco-Loco is the finest bit of meat on the butcher block.
Rawshik
Homophobic Racist
Join date: Oct 2010
2,276 IQ
#28
All the people who said they don't care about anything/procrastinate/never get things done etc, in case you don't know, that's the majority of people under 30 years old.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
sfaune92
Used Register
Join date: Oct 2008
616 IQ
#29
I leave my laundry card in the washing machines... has costed me ~£30 already...

Yeah, and I also suffer from albinism and has 20/200 vision. I have to use a f**king monocle (edit: monocular - why can't English use proper words instead of being so clepto and use words that resemble each other from a dead language...) to read what the lecturers write on the white/black-board/powerpoints...
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Philip_pepper
Banned
Join date: Apr 2008
4,955 IQ
#30
Quote by Rawshik
All the people who said they don't care about anything/procrastinate/never get things done etc, in case you don't know, that's the majority of people under 30 years old.


You telling people change once they are over 30? :S
JackalUK
Registered User
Join date: Aug 2006
979 IQ
#31
I was gonna do some research into that, I'll do it later.
Philip_pepper
Banned
Join date: Apr 2008
4,955 IQ
#32
Quote by sfaune92
I leave my laundry card in the washing machines... has costed me ~£30 already...

Yeah, and I also suffer from albinism and has 20/200 vision. I have to use a f**king monocle to read what the lecturers write on the white/black-board/powerpoints...

You are an albino who wears monocles?

Bro that's no flaw, that is kick ass.
Hydra150
cutebutt mcsexyface
Join date: Nov 2006
1,793 IQ
#33
I lack motivation and drive and purpose and direction and most of the other things that make people happy.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
sfaune92
Used Register
Join date: Oct 2008
616 IQ
#34
Quote by Philip_pepper
You are an albino who wears monocles?

Bro that's no flaw, that is kick ass.

monocular* sorry
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JackalUK
Registered User
Join date: Aug 2006
979 IQ
#35
Quote by Philip_pepper
You are an albino who wears monocles?

Bro that's no flaw, that is kick ass.


I hope to god he has a cane and a small cape to go with it. That would be LEGEND-wait for it......DARY, LEGENDARY!
Junglie
Registered User
Join date: Jul 2010
134 IQ
#36
If anyone cares, I found my card
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willT08
Banned
Join date: Jul 2009
2,923 IQ
#37
I always lose shit, in the same way as well. I'll have it in my hand, put it down, leave for 10 seconds and then it's disappeared.

I'm lazy when it comes to work I need to do for school and such. For hobbies and actual paid jobs I put in a lot of work and time though so it's not all bad. I'm awful at budgeting as well.
captainsnazz
~
Join date: Jul 2010
578 IQ
#38
Quote by Trowzaa
I don't like to do anything productive.

I don't like to do anything.

Edit:
Quote by sfaune92
Yeah, and I also suffer from albinism and has 20/200 vision. I have to use a f**king monocle

I feel that I should inform you that monocles are truly awesome.
Last edited by captainsnazz at Dec 5, 2012,
H4T3BR33D3R
Resident Gibson Whore
Join date: Nov 2007
2,488 IQ
#39
I'm lazy and quite forgetful at times.


Also, I'm a dick.
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my mom and i went to a furry con and on the second day she said she didn't come and pay money to go see dumb shit.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.