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#1
Write a haiku! It's quite simple and can be quite fun. A haiku consists of 17 syllables broken down into three lines of 5 syllables- 7 syllables - 5 syllables. For example:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

(Stolen from a t-shirt)

Go!
#2
This thread is silly
But it has some potential
Lets keep it going
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

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#3
cold water shower--
my wake-up call is too wet.
time for breakfast!

but like "gemini"--
appetite and nausea
paralyzes me.

tv! oh! tv!
give me something cool to see.
(dumb fiscal cliff shit.)

'ain't nobody got
time for that'; faux panic does
not good tv make.

it is a new month.
my bus pass is expired.
driver doesn’t see.

the bus smells funny.
i ride it and wonder why
the bus smells funny.

i try to place it.
what is that scent? i can’t tell.
i’d rather not ask.

alas! a man boards.
adorned with only trench coat
and shoes. pretty gross.
Last edited by due 07 at Dec 6, 2012,
#6
You are really gay
You are really really gay
You are really gay
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#7
Quote by WCPhils
You are really gay
You are really really gay
You are really gay


I'm a flamboyant,
Raging homosexual.
I like penis a lot
#9
damn I love haikus
and I love each haiku thread
How long will yours last?

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#16
This thread is real gay
your face is also real gay
this thread is real gay
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#18
Quote by Thrill-house


thrill house did this thing
i think only i saw it
sworn to secrecy

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#21
Quote by due 07
someone tell me what it was!

I dunno man. I refreshed at a fortunate time, clicked thread, saw something, clicked quote, and then Thrill-house ran in my front door, jumped in front of the screen, and flashy-thinged me.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#26
Daytripper sucks nuts
I'm gonna show him this post
You just lost the game
RIP Tom Searle.
#31
roses are red
violets are blue
whiskey is cheaper
than a dinner for two
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#32
i once cared about her
but she tore away from me
now it is all gone
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#33
This thread will die now
because haikus are really fucking stupid
Here are five more words
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#34
Quote by neidnarb11890
i wrote a haiku
i hope that you will like it
please like my haiku


i like yr haiku
you know, haikus are so rad
validate my life
#36
Le Blakey Poo Le
Blakey Poo Le Blakey Poo
Le Blakey Poo Le
RIP Tom Searle.
#37
i once gave a fuck
but then i decided not to
so fuck it all bitch
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#38
Stand the test of time.
A rising sun delivers.
You will pay in death.
455 75 34 88


(´・ω・`)


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Do you like being sigged or, like me do you feel strangely violated?
#39
opinions are like
penises because no one
is impressed by yours
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#40
Dramatic Haiku
Stupid Dramatic Haiku
Haiku is stupid
"Since the comprehension of sweet sound is our most indefinite conception, music, when combined with a pleasurable idea, is poetry. Music without the idea is simply music."
- Edgar Allan Poe
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