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#42
Quote by daytripper75
The 17 syllable concept is actually wrong.





Just a little fact that most people don't know.


Modern day Haiku:

Banana
Ba
Nanana
Ban
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#43
Haiku (俳句 consists of 17 morae (of which the word "haiku" has 3), not syllables, but ignoring that...

This haiku has none,
none of what is called purpose;
still, you'll read this shit.
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Last edited by sfaune92 at Dec 6, 2012,
#45
Quote by due 07
ok phils, all on you. be cool.

i dont remember ;_;

<_<


>_>


If I did tell you
It would ruin all the fun
Ha ha ha ha ha
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Last edited by WCPhils at Dec 6, 2012,
#46
Nearly finals week
Yet I don't feel that prepared
Let cramming commence!

Some cats may be dogs
Because they can act like dogs
Except not really

I'm quite excited,
At last I'll see the hobbit!
...But what if it sucks?
Quote by willT08
Quote by HowSoonisNow
How was Confucius death metal?
You've clearly never read any Confuscius.

As I wait on the edge of the earth,
I can see the walls being torn down again
Only to be rebuilt in another name,
On a different day
#47
Quote by daytripper75
The 17 syllable concept is actually wrong.





Just a little fact that most people don't know.


I was the first one to break away from that
#48
butts butts butts butts butts

do you like butts? i like butts

butts butts butts butts butts
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#49
Quote by blake1221
i like yr haiku
you know, haikus are so rad
validate my life

#50
Quote by the bartender
opinions are like
penises because no one
is impressed by yours


i know that haiku
because it is one of mine
credit me next time
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#51
Quote by due 07


He replied to an anonymous message of mine saying it would visit me in my sleep :3
#52
Quote by daytripper75
The 17 syllable concept is actually wrong.



Just a little fact that most people don't know.


Indeed, it's 17 iambs, not 17 syllables.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#53
Quote by blake1221
He replied to an anonymous message of mine saying it would visit me in my sleep :3

'stay posi, brah'
#54
Quote by due 07
cold water shower--
my wake-up call is too wet.
time for breakfast!


Quote by 3w0kw4rr10r
I'm a flamboyant,
Raging homosexual.
I like penis a lot


Quote by RU Experienced?
Haikus are real lame
This thread was a bad idea
You are reported


Quote by Pat_s1t
If I had one dime
For every poop I've ever had
I'd be rich with dimes.

..

Edit:
Quote by daytripper75
The 17 syllable concept is actually wrong.





Just a little fact that most people don't know.


well then there we go
i guess that i was kinda
wro-o-o-o-ong
Last edited by whoomit at Dec 6, 2012,
#56
new anathema
is p koo, you should download
sounds like new cynic

except more poppy
bit like katatonia
moreso anathema tho
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#57
Quote by Burgery
except more poppy
bit like katatonia
moreso anathema tho

..
#58
hey whoomit
you got a problem with the amount
of syllables in people's haikus?

deal with it
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#59
kristen why would you
be like that to me when i've
been nothing but nice

everytime you
talk to me i feel like that
day again ;_;
#60
what day is it
that you talkin' about,
whoomit?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#62
i don't know
what you're talking about
seriously
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#63
i am so hungry
but i don't want to get up
and make a sandwich
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#65
hey, you. kristen person.
so why don't you like snakes, huh?
i think snakes are cool.
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#66
snakes are alright
but it's just a no snake sign because
there are no snakes in my avatar
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#67
huh... interesting
my egg has sprinkles on it
they're Christmas sprinkles
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#71
Quote by due 07
I asked him a question about mysterious guy hardcore lol. But I'm still new to this tumblrizing thing so. ¯\_(ツ_/¯


That was you?? hahaha
#72
Why is this thread back
I could have sworn it was dead
Why is this thread back
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#75
that voice in my head
which says intelligent things
used to be louder



courier new font has
a certain appeal, i find
for haikus, mostly



it is no great shame
to post the same haiku twice
nor fail the morae
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Last edited by Hydra150 at Dec 8, 2012,
#76
type of man to say
veritable smorgasbord
I want to be him.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#77
sometimes Hydra posts
in a defunct haiku thread.
no one really cares.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#79
Quote by Harvey Swick
sometimes Hydra posts
in a defunct haiku thread.
no one really cares.


#80
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do