Junglie
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#2
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JackalUK
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#4
He wants to know what it feels like to touch the balls of a youngster, he is JIMMY SAVILLE!
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#5
Quote by JackalUK
He wants to know what it feels like to touch the balls of a youngster, he is JIMMY SAVILLE!

can we get an admin to change his username?
mayslash
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#6
Quote by whoomit
why do you want hairless balls



Why would you want a woman to have a hairless vagina? Think about it, you'll understand. That is, is you aren't a virgin.
whoomit
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#7
Quote by mayslash
Why would you want a woman to have a hairless vagina? Think about it, you'll understand. That is, is you aren't a virgin.

i dont know

everything chafes without hair
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#8
Quote by mayslash
Why would you want a woman to have a hairless vagina? Think about it, you'll understand. That is, is you aren't a virgin.

Only virgins say this shit.
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Junglie
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#9
The only acceptable reason for doing it is for comedy value.
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#10
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Only virgins say this shit.


Hey! He isn't a virgin! He gave 8 women oral sex!


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Aralingh
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#11
Quote by Junglie
The only acceptable reason for doing it is for comedy value.


I personally find it to be more comfortable shaved.
Crazyedd123
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#12
Why do we have another thread about removing hair from the balls?

I'd prefer a girl to be atleast 'well-maintained' down there. Hairless would be a preference, but not for some weird, paedophilic reason.
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Quote by mayslash
Why would you want a woman to have a hairless vagina? Think about it, you'll understand. That is, is you aren't a virgin.
I don't like pubes in my mouth.

or so I assume; can't knock it 'till I've tried it, huh?
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#15
Quote by adamgur96
Hey! He isn't a virgin! He gave 8 women oral sex!



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#16
Quote by mayslash
Why would you want a woman to have a hairless vagina? Think about it, you'll understand. That is, is you aren't a virgin.

You do realize that if she has a completely hairless vagina, then that means you're going to be using lots of lube. Otherwise, sex will chafe her. (Note: Vaginal lube is different than anal lube.)

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I don't like pubes in my mouth.

or so I assume; can't knock it 'till I've tried it, huh?

This is why she should shave. But she shouldn't use hair remover; otherwise, as I already mentioned, chafing will occur.
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Dec 7, 2012,
mayslash
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#17
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
You do realize that if she has a completely hairless vagina, then that means you're going to be using lots of lube. Otherwise, sex will chafe her. (Note: Vaginal lube is different than anal lube.)


This is why she should shave. But she shouldn't use hair remover; otherwise, as I already mentioned, chafing will occur.


I am gay, i wouldn't know about that
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#18
Quote by mayslash
I am gay, i wouldn't know about that

You're a troll. You've already claimed (in a previous thread you made) to have given 8 women oral sex. You also thought this made you NOT a virgin.

You're still a virgin, fyi.

Thread is here. It was SO bad (by the end) that the mods locked it.
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#19
Quote by mayslash
I am gay, i wouldn't know about that


you're a horrible, horrible troll.
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#20
It says right on the box not to put it down there.
brownshirt1
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#21
Ya' know that time when you weren't making threads?

Do that.
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#22
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
You do realize that if she has a completely hairless vagina, then that means you're going to be using lots of lube. Otherwise, sex will chafe her. (Note: Vaginal lube is different than anal lube.)


This is why she should shave. But she shouldn't use hair remover; otherwise, as I already mentioned, chafing will occur.


Could you go into detail?
Metallicaxp
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#23
1. It's really easy to shave your balls without chaffing or cutting your dick off.
2. I shave 'cause having a jungle bush is ****ing itchy. Even smaller amounts of hair itches like a mofo.
3. Why would you put burning chemicals on your junk?
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crazysam23_Atax
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#24
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Could you go into detail?

Um...no. Grow up and get married, then watch your wife shave her vagina. Or convince your gf to let you watch; she'll probably be weirded out.

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Ya' know that time when you weren't making threads?

Do that.

He was banned then.
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#25
Quote by whoomit
why do you want hairless balls


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Hey! He isn't a virgin! He gave 8 women oral sex!



Aralingh
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#26
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Um...no. Grow up and get married, then watch your wife shave her vagina. Or convince your gf to let you watch; she'll probably be weirded out.


He was banned then.


**** you then.
mayslash
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#27
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
You're a troll. You've already claimed (in a previous thread you made) to have given 8 women oral sex. You also thought this made you NOT a virgin.

You're still a virgin, fyi.

Thread is here. It was SO bad (by the end) that the mods locked it.



its sarcasm. I guess you haven't seen everyone make gay jokes to me....

whatever
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#28
Quote by mayslash
its sarcasm. I guess you haven't seen everyone make gay jokes to me....

whatever

Go home, kid.
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#29
Quote by mayslash
its sarcasm. I guess you haven't seen everyone make gay jokes to me....

whatever