Which TV personalities do you think are absolute bastards when the cameras stop?

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#41
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Guessing you didn't know he served a few years in prison for fraud then


Bah, so did Stephen Fry. They were all at it back in the day. Just a cheeky bit of fraudy-waudy, what-what.
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#43
Pat Sajak from Wheel of Fortune.

Seems like a dick

Also, my family has made a game of trying to see everytime he looks down one of the female contestants shirts. It's way to entertaining.
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#44
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Chris Tarrant are secretly complete arseholes.




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The jury is out on Noel Edmonds and Neil Buchanan. It could go either way.



Buchanan was in a heavy metal band that I quite like, so I'll go with nice guy.

Edmonds I think is a prick, though, and I base that mostly on Noel's HQ, so it's probably not exactly a secret.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY3cpqCtnJU

Also: I disagree on Forsyth, right creepy fucker.

EDIT: Is there any where I can put money on Brucie being the next celeb to be outed on a Jimmy Savile scale?
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#45
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Tim Allen comes off to me like he'd be a pretty big dickhole

I think it was in the 70s he was caught with 1.4 pounds of cocaine at an airport and snitched on every dealer he knew to reduce his sentence.

#46
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EDIT: Is there any where I can put money on Brucie being the next celeb to be outed on a Jimmy Savile scale?

British society as we know it would fall into ruins.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#47
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British society as we know it would fall into ruins.


It would be magnificent.
In the days of darkness men feared not the sword and the lance
Nor did he fear the beast of fire... He feared...
THE AXEMAN!!





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#48
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I know Dan Harmon's not really a TV personality, but I hear the guy is really tough to work with. Like he'd throw a fit in the middle of the writers room and everyone would just shrug it off as they're so used to it.


Brilliant guy, though.


ive also heard chevy chase was a real arse on the set of community as well. i also imagine chevy to be very much like he is in the show haha, an old, nonsensical bigot but funny nonetheless
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#49
No. Not Brucie. I won't have it.

For one thing, he was never young. He was born 70 and he's stayed there.
#51
Neil Buchanan seems fine, but that goddamn head looks like a prick.



JUST LOOK AT THAT SHIT EATING GRIN!

EDIT: Mr. Blobby too.
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#52
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#53
Can't forget this pair of cunts.



You know as soon as Tony Hart went to the shops, they were all over his wife.
#54
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Jim Davidson

The bloke is hilarious! He's like a cross between Roy Chubby Brown and the funny bloke you get in the warehouse at work.
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#55
I've heard Ellen Degeneres is. I dunno. I saw her in person and she seemed pretty cool. Then again it was while she was shooting a segment in a New York museum.

I have a feeling Letterman would be a dick off camera. Maybe not as bad as some of the other examples listed, but yeah.

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I think it was in the 70s he was caught with 1.4 pounds of cocaine at an airport and snitched on every dealer he knew to reduce his sentence.



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#56
Selling-out all those drug dealers probably made him feel like he had...

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#57
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ive also heard chevy chase was a real arse on the set of community as well. i also imagine chevy to be very much like he is in the show haha, an old, nonsensical bigot but funny nonetheless

I've heard he's actually been a bit upset about his character becoming more and more bigoted, to the point of posing the question of when his character would start saying n*gger, which apparently caused a bit of a stir.
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#58
I think Bill O'Reilly is awesome off camera. He acts like a really dumb conservative tool on Fox but when he's on other networks as a guest he comes off as smart and respectful. Also I've heard the other 'reporters' on Fox hate him and his actual opinions.
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#60
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Newsreaders


This.
The amount of time I have spent watching news anchors losing their shit either after a cut or even live is incredible.
I think the work environment adds to this, though.
#62
This piece of shit.



Just look at that fake grin, you just know after the show he hits his female secretary and does blow. He's not a genuine straight-man, like good ol' Stick Stickly.
#63
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Not Trevor McDonald though. I bet he lights a fat doob when the lights go down. That guy is chill.
Except when he ended a programme with "Rest in peace, you fat, white bastard" about Bernard Manning's death.
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#64
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Except when he ended a programme with "Rest in peace, you fat, white bastard" about Bernard Manning's death.


He did WATNAO?

EDIT:
Found it! Awesome. Now I like him even more.
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#65
My friend told me Gerard Butler was a dick. He used to work at some fancy theater and he came by and cut in line and complained about stupid stuff like the lighting in the theater room while watching his own movie.
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#66
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Shut your ***** mouth. You just can't stand the fact that he is an Arsenal fan.


Even Arsenal fans hate him...
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#67
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I think it was in the 70s he was caught with 1.4 pounds of cocaine at an airport and snitched on every dealer he knew to reduce his sentence.


is it just me, or does he look like Jason Long in this picture?
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#69
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Even Arsenal fans hate him...

they are fickle. dont listen to them.
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#71
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Also: I disagree on Forsyth, right creepy fucker.

EDIT: Is there any where I can put money on Brucie being the next celeb to be outed on a Jimmy Savile scale?


I thought I was the only one...


Seriously, can someone explain to me what is funny about this man?
#72
Marty York from the Sandlot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSPg_LLFVTc
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#74
i hate to say it but i think jason seigel seems like a massive dick off camera , up his own arse.
and Jake Gyllenhaal , big sarcastic miserable ****.
#75
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I thought I was the only one...


Seriously, can someone explain to me what is funny about this man?



He's from an era when entertainers were just that , out to entertain people. They genuinely care whether people are entertained before thinking about paychecks and i think its very admirable.
#76
I often wish I was a celebrity so I could read what people on the internet are saying about me. /narcissism

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Tim Allen comes off to me like he'd be a pretty big dickhole


I was thinking this.

I imagine Britney Spears is a bit arrogant, and I've heard she is. I hate posting this though since I haven't met any of these people and I'm saying bad things.
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#77
I'd say all late-night show hosts.
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#79
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EDIT: Mr. Blobby too.


Mr Blobby can go **** himself. I had infinite nightmares because of that pink spotted ****. ****ING MEMEHKEKENHMEEME. That's all the bastard ever said. I hope one day he goes to Hell where he is surrounded by nothing but mirrors and audio tapes of him going on and on for eternity. No man deserves that sort of punishment but God ****ing damn it, that thing isn't a man. It's an abomination.
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#80
Apparently the sing for The Beautiful Girls is a total ****. They were playing at the uni bar and one of my mates was in there alone while they were setting up, thinking they were just a local uni band. He asked the guy if he was playing that night and offered to buy him a beer and have a chat and the bloke just told him to **** off.