Poll: Omelettes?
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Yes, it is a food of greatness!
86 88%
No, I have no class or style...
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#1
Omelettes are a man's/woman's gift to him/herself. The ability to prepare, cook, and eat these delectable creations is a wonderful thing. I personally prefer mine with cheese, mushrooms, and sweet peppers with some salt and garlic pepper for flavor.

How do you like your omelettes, Pit?


inb4 I don't like omelettes. Gtfo if you dislike omelettes.
#3
Omelettes are just about as fun to make as they are to eat
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How do you like your omelettes, Pit?


I like em from eggs.
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#8
I had the best omelette I've ever eaten when I was in Bruges yesterday.
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#9
3 eggs with a splash of milk to fold it easily. Lots of cheese and anything that is in the fridge: ham, peppers, garlic, onions and a bit of hot sauce afterwards. Delish!
#10
some sort of cheese (I'm not picky), some sort of pig-based meat (ham, bacon, sausage...again not picky. hell I've used bbq pulled pork before), and frank's red hot or tabasco chipotle smothered all over it.

sometimes some mushroom, onion and peppers as well, depends on if I have them or not.
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#11
eggs and cheese always.

any kind of meat that's in the fridge, ham, chicken, whatevs.

tomatoes can go in there

don't forget potatoes! they're fantastic, or leftover chips.

fold, serve, smother in bbq
#12
Omelettes pretty much suck, TS.


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Omelettes pretty much suck, TS.

you know what

get out

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but fuck you

seriously

get out of my pit


edit: sorry
Last edited by whoomit at Dec 9, 2012,
#15
Cheese, sausage, ham, and hot sauce.
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#16
I like em with mushrooms, peppers, ham, bacon, and a SHITLOAD of cheese
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#17
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3 eggs with a splash of milk to fold it easily. Lots of cheese and anything that is in the fridge: ham, peppers, garlic, onions and a bit of hot sauce afterwards. Delish!



Pretty much this. As long as I have cheese in there, I'll chuck whatever is in the fridge into it. Although cheese and onion is normally a bare minimum
#18
They're lovely. With västerbottencheese, mushrooms and a bit of garlic.
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#19
scrambled eggs
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#20
ham, cheese, sausage, jalapenos
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#22
Four eggs, potatoes, salsa verde, onions, mushrooms, cheese, steak, bacon, salt and pepper. Biscuits and grits so no one has to die alone but me.
#23
omelettes are p meh

ill eat em, but then again i'd eat most edible things
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#24
A plain omelet with cheese and bacon because I'm uber lame like that.
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#25
I like your momlettes. Don't ever tell me to GTFO.

Real talk? All omelettes are great.
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#26
three eggs with a half brick of cheese, mushrooms and onions maybe peppers

mmmm omelette talk.. going to make one now
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#27
I just throw everything I'd put into an omelette and make scrambles instead.
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#28
I love my omelettes with cheese, bacon, more cheese, ham, more cheese, and more cheese
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#30
I eat plain omelettes. Sometimes cheese.


They're great cause they cook in about a minute.


EDIT: ^ it's pretty simple. You fold it with the pan when you serve it.
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#31
Cheese and bacon are involved in each of these.

ham w/ a little bit of peppers
ham and mushroom
ground sausage w/extra cheese

all of those are equally incredible. I'm a lousy cook so I can't do omelettes at all though.

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I'm a lousy cook so I can't do omelettes at all though.



I can manage in the kitchen, but I suck at making omelettes as well.
#33
Omelettes are pretty dead simple. I think the problem is people don't know how to properly make one so they turn out shit.
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#34
Good ol' cheese and ham, sprinkle the top with pepper and done.

I fancy one now. Bet there aren't any damn eggs.

EDIT: There aren't any damn eggs.
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#35
Most of my omelette making attempts just end with scrambled eggs mixed with a bunch of ham and cheese.
#36
You're probably cooking it too long or breaking the omelette while you cook it
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#37
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Most of my omelette making attempts just end with scrambled eggs mixed with a bunch of ham and cheese.

Same here, but that's good too, so idgaf
#39
I'm more of a scrambled eggs man, but at restaurants I get omlettes because they always **** up scrambled eggs. Always.
And i'm one of those whatever is in the fridge sorts of people. I hope for cheese, onions, peppers, and some sort of ham/bacon/sausage, but will work with whatever. Season with some pepper and garlic powder.
Hot sauce is weird though.
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#40
I just made an omlette, inspired by this thread.

Onions, green and red, and cheese. Side of ovenbaked home fries.
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