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ErikLensherr
MGTOW
Join date: Jul 2011
1,630 IQ
#1
If you're a girl or a gay guy and you're horny say "I'm in the mood for some dude." Just thought of it and you can keep that in your pocket for a rainy day.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Rossenrot
I was in NYC for all of about 5 minutes until I was called a cracker and called out to fight someone.
due 07
haaan
Join date: Jun 2006
2,902 IQ
#2
for big threads:

'this thread's got more posts than a retarded soccer field'
N_J_B_B
Nicko.
Join date: Jul 2006
1,326 IQ
#5
Being thrifty is pretty nifty.
Quote by SlackerBabbath
My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
Weaponized
Join date: Mar 2011
1,756 IQ
#6
Quote by N_J_B_B
Being thrifty is pretty nifty.

Does this mean your in the mood for some dude?
N_J_B_B
Nicko.
Join date: Jul 2006
1,326 IQ
#7
Quote by Weaponized
Does this mean your in the mood for some dude?

it would be rather rude if I was in the mood for some dude
Quote by SlackerBabbath
My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
purplexing
Rock n' Roll idealist
Join date: Mar 2011
610 IQ
#9
glarfing gincher
Quote by MDoggDX316
To quote Granddad, "I think ALL marriage should be illegal."


[quote="'-[NiL"]-'] I asked him what tuning he put it in and he replied, "seventh."

Seventh.
rockingamer2
Larmarky Remark
Join date: Nov 2006
408 IQ
#11
Goddamit! Mother****ers won't stop shitting in my lemonade.
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


MUSIC THEORY LINK
Bushinarin
UG Senior Member
Join date: Jan 2007
808 IQ
#12
I keep asking people to "rock me a tremendous" to mean "do me a favor/solid". I also, call my erection my "raging tremendous".

Tremendous is a good word, and it's way silly.

My friend's little sister called me "ballsy with palsy" to mean stupid and uncoordinated.

My other friend said "mom hold my boner" when he was excited about going into a store.
I've decided that my signature is terrible. I'm open to suggestions.


Click me, or I'll die.


# Un-nominated in UG Top 100,
Obsceneairwaves
UG Member
Join date: Sep 2011
1,001 IQ
#13
I'm in the... moodsy for some pussy
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
NothingRocks
( ͡͡ ° ͜ &
Join date: Jun 2009
454 IQ
#14
Shitting in (x)'s cereal - The act of revenge for a perceived wrong-doing, even if the act wasn't truly committed. However, it can be done for shits and giggles on occasion. Inversely, shit in my cereal works for acts of chaotic evil committed against the speaker.
Tag43
for the lulz
Join date: Mar 2008
571 IQ
#15
He's a man of many colors.

Means he is gay.

Many colors. Rainbow.

Gay.
N_J_B_B
Nicko.
Join date: Jul 2006
1,326 IQ
#16
Quote by NothingRocks
Shitting in (x)'s cereal - The act of revenge for a perceived wrong-doing, even if the act wasn't truly committed. However, it can be done for shits and giggles on occasion. Inversely, shit in my cereal works for acts of chaotic evil committed against the speaker.

What the fuck is wrong with you
Quote by SlackerBabbath
My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
N_J_B_B
Nicko.
Join date: Jul 2006
1,326 IQ
#18
2edgy4me
Quote by SlackerBabbath
My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
slash_GNR666
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
Join date: Jun 2009
374 IQ
#21
I'd wear her like a boxing glove
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,130 IQ
#23
I mentioned this in the NFL thread one time and I use it in real life occasionally with friends that like football, but I totally use "Plaxico Burress" as a noun meaning "to shoot oneself in the foot" or thigh as it were. It's pretty funny.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please.
T7E
All smiles :)
Join date: Jun 2009
844 IQ
#24
I always loved "As innocent as a nun squatting in a cucumber field"
cptcomet
Band
Join date: Feb 2008
648 IQ
#25
Two in the hand is worth one in the arse.
455 75 34 88


(´・ω・`)


Quote by strait jacket
Do you like being sigged or, like me do you feel strangely violated?
arnob_oblique
Internet Buddha
Join date: Jan 2008
368 IQ
#27
Quote by cptcomet
Two in the hand is worth one in the arse.


Good one!



ali.guitarkid7
Gets Easier
Join date: Oct 2009
2,302 IQ
#28
Quote by Diamond Dave
been there, coined that.

this thread is streets behind.

This man is streets ahead.
Quote by Aeolian Harmony
Ali priori / Ali posteriori
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Jesus christ Ali is a nutcase

I actually feel sorry for him, like seriously, get help
Jacques-Henri
Registered User
Join date: Aug 2012
55 IQ
#29
This actually a favorite game of my family's

- Melt the Egret
- Paint the stop sign yellow
- Riding the carousel to Dover

Rhyming ones
Achin' for some bacon
Cravin' some shavin'

Sex one
I've got itches for some bitches
Last edited by Jacques-Henri at Dec 11, 2012,
Jonny92
I am the afro man.
Join date: Feb 2006
566 IQ
#30
I'm in the mood for a tremendous.



"Ein Herz von flimmernden Hirngespinsten,
Ohne Halt und ohne Boden.
Feuer des Winters,
Herr der Träume,
Vater aller Türen: Öffne!"
Paysage d'Hiver - Ich schreite
Wolfinator-x
Teeth
Join date: Apr 2007
1,337 IQ
#31
Look at the personality on that girl
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.
Artists I'm listening to a lot lately:
Stray Cats, Gustav Holst

Mah Youtube vids.
if you truly loved me, you'd watch them (psst; it's not just glam stuff)

Mah Soundcloud
Dempsey68
ihavenoideawhatimdoing
Join date: Nov 2008
3,329 IQ
#32
when you have to leave your bro's and go home to the gf/wife knowing full well that you're going to get moaned at:

i'm gaggin' for a naggin'
Belief is a beautiful armour but makes for the heaviest sword.
Johnny_Ibanez
ʎuuɥoſ
Join date: Mar 2009
1,251 IQ
#33
When I'm feeling the physical effects after a heavy night of filthy man-love in a public toilet.

BRUISIN' FROM A CRUISIN'.


When somebody has an innate ability to ascertain where people meet random strangers for sex.

HE'S GOT A NOGGIN FOR DOGGIN'.


When a lady likes to give to give pleasure as well as pain.

SHE'S A 'KISSED-HIM-AND-FIST-HIM' KINDA GAL.
Last edited by Johnny_Ibanez at Dec 11, 2012,
jakesmellspoo
turndiningbackintoeating
Join date: Jun 2007
2,165 IQ
#35
when you've finished a particularly painful bout of diarrhea:

"Oh man, i'm bageling so bad right now."
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JustRooster
Internet Bully
Join date: Jan 2005
7,164 IQ
#36
My girlfriend once said, "I'm so happy I could just shit all over." All my friends use it now.

Quote by EyeNon15
Thats too bad, I was under the impression I was arguing something profound

theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,130 IQ
#37
Quote by JustRooster
My girlfriend once said, "I'm so happy I could just shit all over." All my friends use it now.


Does your girlfriend like scat?
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please.
cptcomet
Band
Join date: Feb 2008
648 IQ
#38
Quote by jakesmellspoo
when you've finished a particularly painful bout of diarrhea:

"Oh man, i'm bageling so bad right now."


Alteranitevely when you feel it coming on you can say 'I need to splutter my guts.'
455 75 34 88


(´・ω・`)


Quote by strait jacket
Do you like being sigged or, like me do you feel strangely violated?
N_J_B_B
Nicko.
Join date: Jul 2006
1,326 IQ
#39
"It's cackamarela"

i.e. gross. My mum used to say it all the time.
Quote by SlackerBabbath
My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
loose bowels
You left me...
Join date: Jan 2007
187 IQ
#40
"X is a bag of wank". People may already be using it but I'd like to see it used more.
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