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#1
I'm watching this movie "Wild Bill" and I don't know what's going on. I can't understand a word they're saying.
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#3
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I dunno, bro. They need to spit out their chewing gum before they talk. We don't have accents in America.

Not talking about the accents, talking about the words.
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#5
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they have a different vocabulary than us?


I think it has something to do with vocalizing only 40% of the letters in any given word.
#6
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#7
British lingo is actually gibberish. Their real communication takes place via hand gestures and facial expressions, a la Mr. Bean.
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#8
u fukin wot m8
who d u tink u r dissin mah kuntree
bang u out bruv
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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#10
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u fukin wot m8
who d u tink u r dissin mah kuntree
bang u out bruv



fuk u u fukin wanka ill fukin smash ur 'ed in ya prick
#11
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fuk u u fukin wanka ill fukin smash ur 'ed in ya prick

'mon then ye wee cunt sqaure go like
#12
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'mon then ye wee cunt sqaure go like

Ya ssshshhhchchciiiinky
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#13
How about this women’s sweater
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#14
Seriously, this typed quasi British slang doesn't even come closed to the seeming dribble that we hear when you guys speak. I had a Scottish roommate in college. Couldn't understand a thing he said the first time.
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#15
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fuk u u fukin wanka ill fukin smash ur 'ed in ya prick

do 1 u tit or bring ur m8s round n il knock u puffs out innit mess with me yeh nd ul knw m8 ul knw...
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#17
I think British people would be very fond of that women's sweater.
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#18
How many times do you think they had to redo every scene in Harry Potter so Americans could understand them?
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#21
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How many times do you think they had to redo every scene in Harry Potter so Americans could understand them?


"'ere, 'Arry - yer a fakkin' wizzard ya little prick!"
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#22
I am Norwegian and understand most of the dialects here, but that might be because my own language also has quite a few "interesting" dialects.

But then again, I wouldn't be surprised if you Americans even struggled with your own language...
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#23
Just watch interviews after an NFL or NBA game and you'll see that America isn't all that better.
#24
"How do you Brits understand the language you speak and the vocabulary that has surrounded you since birth?"

Hmmm... I dunno let's see now...
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#25
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"'ere, 'Arry - yer a fakkin' wizzard ya little prick!"


MOAN THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY C*** SQUARE GO LIKE

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I dunno, bro. They need to spit out their chewing gum before they talk. We don't have accents in America.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wroj0FLvzs

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#26
Lol go down to Tennesee whEAr dey bi wrestlin' bears and then to Miami $hmoney y0 bro A 'int gunna do da shiet...
#27
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Seriously, this typed quasi British slang doesn't even come closed to the seeming dribble that we hear when you guys speak. I had a Scottish roommate in college. Couldn't understand a thing he said the first time.


That's fine, no one outside Scotland can understand the Scottish when they get talking...
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#28
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I'm watching this movie "Wild Bill" and I don't know what's going on. I can't understand a word they're saying.

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#29
I feel like this is very apt. Excuse the shitty player, NBC took it down everywhere else, and their player sucks.
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#30
What words do you not understand?

Also just watched the trailer, film doesn't look too bad.
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#31
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What words do you not understand?

Also just watched the trailer, film doesn't look too bad.

I actually just finished it an hour ago, it is pretty good, I'd recommend it. Like I said though, there are some scenes where you are just like "wtf did they just say". That is, if you're North American.

I should also note, it has one of the best fight scenes I've seen in a long ass time. It's not an action movie, and it is pretty much the only fight scene in the whole movie, but it's ****ing good. The reason is because it doesn't seem "Hollywood", it feels like a real fight. Kind of like the one in "They Live" when he tries to get the other guy to put on the glasses.
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#32
I can't understand scousers....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu7aj1SCE8k

Classic bit of the british language in use here.
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#33
how to americans all fit on busses? do you have a bus each?

anyway i hate all those stupid cockney gangster films. cockneys are pussys.
#34
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I am Norwegian and understand most of the dialects here, but that might be because my own language also has quite a few "interesting" dialects.

But then again, I wouldn't be surprised if you Americans even struggled with your own language...

I actually have problems understanding Norwegians from bergen, and the area around there ...

It just doesn't make sense.
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how to americans all fit on busses?.


Go home Shred, you're drunk
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#36
I met a man from Newcastle in a pub a few days ago and my French mate understood him better than me.
I think he came over just to tell us he didn't want a fight Representing our country well.

In other news, TS u fukin batty boy u wan be banged out blud wot u spitin bowt ma hood? fukin bellend
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#38
Speaking as a born and bred Geordie, I'm rather offended by the question. I'm able to enunciate when needed. That being said:
"Ya wanna fuken gan lyk m8? Ya cunthole."
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#39
We do have a massive array of dialects relative to the size of the island...

I have to put up with this all day - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norfolk_dialect where I live.

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#40
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I actually have problems understanding Norwegians from bergen, and the area around there ...

It just doesn't make sense.

Bergen, really? They got like the most understandable Western dialect there is. If you want a challenge, go to Kristiansund or some hicktown close to Hamar. Must admit that the Halsnøy dialect was a pain in the arse to understand...
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