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slash_GNR666
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#2
Should have stayed in the kitchen

EDIT:

Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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Last edited by slash_GNR666 at Dec 12, 2012,
slash_GNR666
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#4
Quote by blake1221
Shut up.


Is she related to you?
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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Nameless742
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#6
Quote by blake1221
Shut up.


This. Kitchen joke is so old all the comedic value has gone and all that's left is the offensive side. And there's no point being offensive for no reason.

OT: I would have agreed to pay then fined her $305,000 dollars. haha
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slash_GNR666
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#7
Lol when the **** did the pit grow a vagina
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#9
Quote by slash_GNR666
Lol when the **** did the pit grow a vagina

"Guys my humor from 2008 doesn't work"
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#10
Quote by DimebagLivesOn
"Guys my humor from 2008 doesn't work"


Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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slash_GNR666
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#12
Quote by DimebagLivesOn
gud 1 xD


I really don't know why you got all hot and bothered about a comment on a forum though...
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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slash_GNR666
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#15
Quote by jetfuel495
Some of us look down on misogyny.




Sorry but he must know what this place is like and must know that I post shit most of the time.

Anyway, updated my original post
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#17
Quote by slash_GNR666
Should have stayed in the kitchen

EDIT:




It just isn't funny really.. its as unfunny as what those Epic Movie writers do: randomly pointing out the existence of things. 'LOOK AT MY HAT, ITS OUT OF THIS TIME ZONE AND TILTED ODDLY! LAUGH DAMN YOU!' Aw and ya got the 2008 standard sarcastic butthurt form too:

o()o

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#18
These guys call me out on having shit humor, I'll say they're butthurt now DDD

10/10 bretty good post ya DDDD
slash_GNR666
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#19
I don't ever remember saying that it was funny.......

So what was this thread about.....oh yeah a woman driving....

Anyway i'm outta here fellas, got a pathetic warning for a (admittedly pathetic) post however there has been far worse posted in this forum and not just by me.

Catch y'all later ya cunts
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#21
thats retarded
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#22
Quote by slash_GNR666


Sorry but he must know what this place is like and must know that I post shit most of the time.

Anyway, updated my original post

Yeeeeah I really don't let that type of stuff slide. I dunno how UG is during UK hours but I usually warn for what I see as I see it. Blaming the environment isn't an excuse for making a stupid spam post.
Quote by slash_GNR666
I don't ever remember saying that it was funny.......

So what was this thread about.....oh yeah a woman driving....

Anyway i'm outta here fellas, got a pathetic warning for a (admittedly pathetic) post however there has been far worse posted in this forum and not just by me.

Catch y'all later ya cunts

First we have vaginas and now we're cunts. All this sexism. I'm even included this time
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#23
So yeah... That`s a crazy story TS.
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#24
Quote by jetfuel495
Yeeeeah I really don't let that type of stuff slide. I dunno how UG is during UK hours but I usually warn for what I see as I see it. Blaming the environment isn't an excuse for making a stupid spam post.
First we have vaginas and now we're cunts. All this sexism. I'm even included this time


I'm on at the same time most days and quite certain I have posted stuff like this in threads with you there.......Ah well nevermind let's see if I make it through the warning then Challenge accepted!
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#25
There number of white knights in this thread is too damn high!
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#26
Quote by slash_GNR666
Should have stayed in the kitchen

EDIT:



Don't worry bro, I lol'd. **** the haters.
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#27
Oh my god this woman. She sounds like an absolute ****ing bitch. I hope she gets jail time, something around 400 years should do the trick.
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slash_GNR666
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#28
Quote by macaroni
Don't worry bro, I lol'd. **** the haters.

Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#30
Quote by slash_GNR666
Lol when the **** did the pit grow a vagina


who says that women have to have vaginas
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Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


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#31
Quote by Todd Hart
There number of white knights in this thread is too damn high!


Yeah, that was quite gay.
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#32
Quote by macaroni
Don't worry bro, I lol'd. **** the haters.

Yea

The joke was so expected that I lol'd

It's noy like he was being serious


christ people
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
slash_GNR666
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#33
Quote by WCPhils
Yea

The joke was so expected that I lol'd

It's noy like he was being serious


christ people


Apparently it is was serious.....my poor daughter and wife....... I hope there tears dont fall in my sandwich

Think I may get banned soon........ AVENGE ME!!!!
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#34
Quote by WCPhils
Yea

The joke was so expected that I lol'd

It's noy like he was being serious


christ people



Jetfuel was probably on the rag yesterday.
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my mom and i went to a furry con and on the second day she said she didn't come and pay money to go see dumb shit.


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#35
Wow, this thread is full of assholes. If you didn't like his joke, then leave it alone.

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#36
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Yeah, that was quite gay.

shh, don't say that word


Seriously, don't say "quite"
It's sounds kinda gay
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
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#37
Quote by WCPhils
shh, don't say that word


Seriously, don't say "quite"
It's sounds kinda gay
lololol


Sowwy! Pwease don't give me a warn Jetphils I'll even pretend that hentai isn't creepy.
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#38
She really should have stayed home at least. A chick demands 300k to stop running from the cops being a complete douche bag the entire time and somehow a joke aimed at her is wrong?

She deserves to be joked at probably harder than she did. Dumbass. Who the **** goes on a high speed chase and then demands money to stop? One ignorant **** thats who.

When i saw the thread title i though a lady was saying she would intervene in a highspeed chase and help the cops for 300k.Not that she was the moron going high speed putting others at risk talking on a cell phone while doing so. She's a dumbass to the fullest and if a male i would rip into said person just as hard.

Had she stayed in the kitchen guess what? This doesnt happen. I lol'ed at the butthurt report too.
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slash_GNR666
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#39
Where were all you bastards to defend me before!
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#40
Quote by slash_GNR666
Where were all you bastards to defend me before!


Trying to sleep off a drunken stupor
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my mom and i went to a furry con and on the second day she said she didn't come and pay money to go see dumb shit.


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