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#41
*thread about anonymous secrets*

*WCPhils is moses*
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#42
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Let's keep it in line in here.babby still mad? did he take the internet so seriously he has to bring it up in another thread?

Yes
#43
Quote by Nelsean
*thread about anonymous secrets*

*WCPhils is moses*



I didn't even know
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Last edited by WCPhils at Dec 12, 2012,
#44
Thank you Jay. :3

I have girlfriend problems too


i sometimes think some of my behavior toward one of my exes was abusive
never physically or violently, but emotionally

it doesn't bother me as much nowbut only because i've accepted that there's nothing to do about it now

what am i gonna do, write her a check for damages?
stressing out about, literally losing sleep over it doesn't get anybody anywhere

but that doesn't make the self-loathing and guilt any easier to overcome, or make it any easier to forgive yourself so you can move on


I think I've been depressed for a few years now. Most mornings are a disappointment because I always wake up without dying in my sleep. A few times I have actually been suicidal. I've gone to therapy for a while but I ended up feeling like crap anyway since I knew that none of my problems were being solved.

The only reason I keep waking up and getting out of bed is that there are people counting on me. When I'm stable this is a statement of thanks. When I'm not, it's a complaint.

Also. I shoplifted a pokemon keychain when I was in third grade. And I've stolen video games before.

I also feel somewhat responsible for having a significant negative impact on the lives of at least two people who both meant a lot to me.


I will be 24 years old in a few days and I have never had a girlfriend. Never been kissed, never even held hands.
#45
I feel like that website can be used to do some really shitty stuff. But also really hilarious stuff.
#47
There's a notification with each e-mail saying that it's fake, fortunately. Ruins the pranking possibilities but I think the potential bad stuff outweighs the potential good stuff.

I dream of holding someone's hand.


Sometimes I want to sabotage my school work so my full scholarship that I got to a great school gets taken away and I won't have to go there anymore. Then I realize how ****ing stupid that is and I feel like a gigantic **** because I have this huge opportunity that many people couldn't even imagine having and I'm just a dick for even thinking about throwing it away so stupidly. **** me


I've been on 3 dates with this chick but I still don't even know if she's my girlfriend or just a friend and we haven't held hands or kissed (yet?). I'm thinking about asking her ice skating or bowling but I don't know if I should because we just went to a movie last week and I don't know how long I should wait but I probably won't be able to do anything with her over winter break so I really want to do something to cure my loneliness.
#48
Damn, Pitmonkeys are like the flotsam and jetsam that wash up on Lonely Beach on the shores of the Sea of Love [/realdeepbro]
#51
Quote by Elderer
I pee in a sink

WHICH ONE!?!?
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#52
Quote by WCPhils
WHICH ONE!?!?



All of them. Kitchen sink mostly. But I live alone.
#53
Some of these got stuck in the Junk folder.

I stuck something up my butt a few weeks ago and it almost got stuck. Getting it out was one of the most painful things I've experienced.

I'm so gay it hurts.


I voted Romney.


I am a few months short of 21, and I have a huge crush on a 16-year-old. I have not (and will not) act on it, but I still feel disgusted with myself for even going there mentally.
#61
I like this thread.
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Shooting your friends with a real gun is a definite faux pas.

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Professor Plum in the Studio with a new Amp

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If only I were the only one at home right now. I don't need my parents asking who Mr. Wiggles is.
#62
Quote by WCPhils
Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.


Perfection.
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when I die of a brain aneurysm I want it on record that its the film threads fault

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Movies are all bad every last one of them

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Fungus has a right to exist. It's a valid life form.
#63
When I was like, 7 or something, I stole a toy mouse thing at a pet store. Not for my cat but for myself. Yeah I'm weird.


Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

Quote by Burgery
you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
#64
Quote by kimberlydawn
When I was like, 7 or something, I stole a toy mouse thing at a pet store. Not for my cat but for myself. Yeah I'm weird.


Well with that avatar, this certainly makes sense.
#65
Quote by blake1221
Well with that avatar, this certainly makes sense.



Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

Quote by Burgery
you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
#66
Thanks a bunch to those of you harassing me personally via the anon e-mail. I sure do appreciate it.

I love Nelsean for his sense of humor


Not only have I never had a girlfriend, or even gotten as far as holding hands with a girl, I haven't really had any prolonged face to face social interaction outside of my immediate family for three or four years now. A combination of extreme anxiety and depression pretty much prevents me from going out and making new friends and all my old friends have gone off to uni and stopped caring about me. I think the worst part is I still haven't plucked up the courage to talk to my parents about it even though I've been living off their generosity for so long.

It almost feels like time stopped for me when I reached the age of 16 and since then I've been trapped in my own little pocket of the world while everything else kept going around me. It's made doubly worse by the fact that I actually excelled in most subjects during secondary school. I feel like I've failed everyone around me, and worst of all I've failed myself by squandering my potential and freezing myself mentally as a mid-teenage boy rather than growing into a young man.

Just to add something to this to make this more than just me venting, I'm pretty sure most of my problems started when I started being bullied in primary school (which continued well into secondary school). I have no doubt that's what's making me so afraid of talking to people (I keep imagining they're playing games with me and trying to hurt me in the same way the kids that tormented me did). Bullying is serious, if you see someone being bullied help them, if you're bullying someone, stop right now and do everything you can to make things right with the victim, if you're being bullied seek help immediately from parents or teachers.


This secret has been a huge burden on me since the '90s.


I let the dogs out.


Five years ago, I stripped completely naked, revealing all, for a UGer. The majority of me regrets it.


I really, really want to impersonate users in one of these posts, making very awkward/cruel disclosures while making the "identity" of the quoted obvious. For instance I was borderline preparing a mail about how I'm ashamed of growing rape-fantasies, and handle this by overractive white-knighting against everything remotely related to rape...


I am in my early twenties and I only have a beginner's drivers license.


I am a fecalphiliac poop monger. But the worst part is that I prefer dudespoop to chickspoop.


Every relationship I've ever been in is founded on so many lies I don't feel like I have ever truly been close to anyone. But I think that I want it that way. I use it to protect myself because if they reject me they aren't really rejecting the real me. And I think I get some sort of mental stimulation out of keeping the lies up. The harder they are to pull off the bigger challenge is.

In much the same way I never give anything my all. I never tried in school and I resign myself to being a slacker even though I know I am capable of more. It is all anyone has ever told me. But deep inside I think I fear when my all still won't be good enough.

I masturbate daily. It has gotten to the point where it can legitimately be called an addiction. I cannot even remember the last time I made it a full week without wanking. I think it is the only thing that allows me to accept my current life and not go crazy. Or worse actually have to work to make my life better.

I am capable of empathy and many think of me as a very caring person but I think it is all stemmed from my own ego and obsession with myself.

I think I might be bisexual.
#67
Is it bad I laugh at the sheer quantity of forever alone responses this has gotten?
Quote by Samdroid
This secret has been a huge burden on me since the '90s.


I let the dogs out.

I really, really want to impersonate users in one of these posts, making very awkward/cruel disclosures while making the "identity" of the quoted obvious. For instance I was borderline preparing a mail about how I'm ashamed of growing rape-fantasies, and handle this by overractive white-knighting against everything remotely related to rape...

In my heart I'm with you

every night
#69
Quote by palm mute
Is it bad I laugh at the sheer quantity of forever alone responses this has gotten?

LMAO

those are so good

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#71
Hella confessions up in here.

sometimes i think i create my own problems just so i can have something to feel sorry about and justify being sad


For the last few weeks, I have been hitting on and flirting with the girlfriend of some guy that I used to be friends with. I am not even remotely interested in dating her, seeing as she has lots of family problems. All I plan to do is have sex with her and kick her to the curb. I know it will hurt both of them, but I can't seem to care.


I'm actually a multi and I haven't been caught yet.

The temptation to out myself every time some ****ing '09er starts talking shit is so great I don't know how I've managed this long.


I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

So please stop beating mom.
#76
I like to jack off.
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


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Isis is amazing
#78

I really, really want to impersonate users in one of these posts, making very awkward/cruel disclosures while making the "identity" of the quoted obvious. For instance I was borderline preparing a mail about how I'm ashamed of growing rape-fantasies, and handle this by overractive white-knighting against everything remotely related to rape...

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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#79
Quote by whywefight
wrong opinion too




The Great Misdirect is awesome, Colors has some cool moments, but honestly I think they get far too much hype. It's basically just Waggoner jamming, and the other guys are like "oh hey, we should just throw in a banjo solo here, that'd be cool right?"

Oh and the drummer is cool too I guess
#80
I really, really want to impersonate users in one of these posts, making very awkward/cruel disclosures while making the "identity" of the quoted obvious. For instance I was borderline preparing a mail about how I'm ashamed of growing rape-fantasies, and handle this by overractive white-knighting against everything remotely related to rape...


Clearly this is about me. >:[

Real talk though, I've wondered if my feminist worldview isn't a reactive mechanism my conscious uses to repress a pro-rape worldview in my unconscious [via Freud]. I mean probably not, but what if you know? I'd be so bummed out lol.