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#161
Quote by willT08
I'd say PM me as well but I'm about to go to sleep. PM SteveHouse.

Really hope that's not real.

Dude if I came across someone saying that at work where I deal with people with mental illness for money I would be required by protocol (and the Law) to go get someone with more experience than I have. And for good reason. It's out of my league. I can offer support the same way anyone else who cares can, but there's really nothing special about that.

Whoever sent that in, I hope you're not joking, because fuck you if you thought that would be funny. I hope by getting those words out there, you got enough of a release that you can hop on Netflix, watch two of your favorite movies (the second is required to be funny), and call a friend, family member, or professional in the morning. Otherwise, if you're in America, contact a suicide help line like 1-800-273-TALK. The way you feel is not permanent, and they know who can help you feel better. And don't fucking drink. That shit don't fly ma, you make decisions you regret while drunk even if you're in a decent mental state to start with.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#162
Quote by Samdroid
Okay, this one has me actually worried.

If you sent this to me and it wasn't a prank, I beg you to send me a PM. Let me help if I can.


My inbox is also open as well. Please, please don't do it
#163
See, this thread alone has many supportive people. You're not beyond help, anon.

I have thoughts about killing my own father quite frequently. But, it's not like it's not with out "good reason". When I was growing up, I watched him come home drunk from work all the time, get addicted to a TON of drugs (alcohol, heroin, crack, cocaine, meth, prescription drugs), and beat my family up constantly. Hell, I even saw him pull a gun on my mom. I finally moved out after he barricaded our apartment with his weights (I was only in 5th grade so I couldn't move them), mixed pills and alcohol, and forced me to watch him attempt to commit suicide while asking "Is this what you want you little prick? I hope you're happy now". There is a lot more but I don't particularly feel like typing my entire life story.

It has now been eight years since all of that happened, and I'm more or less okay. I haven't talked to him since, but my sisters have (well, until he recently threatened to come down to my Mom's house and kill everyone). Even though everything is fine. I can't shake the feeling that I'll only be 100% happy once I know he is dead. Preferably by my hand.


At least once a week I will full on jizz in my pants while I am asleep.


When I was young I made my dog lick my dick for some reason. A couple of months later, and my dog had had two abortions and she's been ****ed by dogs six times. I believe that what made her such a slut was because I made her lick my dick in the first place.

I have also pissed in the sink, a glass, and a bowl for no reason.


I believed in Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny and such until I was 12. The only reason I found out was because my local news anchor said something about making sure all your kid's presents are under the tree this year or something.

I blame this on why I have a hard time trusting people. It's not so bad anymore (I'm 21 now) but I never trusted anyone until I started college. Even now though, I'm a hell of a skeptic and need to see some sort of proof before I believe anything.


My username is Wolfinator-x.


That last one is particularly shocking.
#165
When I was young I made my dog lick my dick for some reason. A couple of months later, and my dog had had two abortions and she's been ****ed by dogs six times. I believe that what made her such a slut was because I made her lick my dick in the first place.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#166
I have to give out my personal email address in order to send my confession?
#167
I have thoughts about killing my own father quite frequently. But, it's not like it's not with out "good reason". When I was growing up, I watched him come home drunk from work all the time, get addicted to a TON of drugs (alcohol, heroin, crack, cocaine, meth, prescription drugs), and beat my family up constantly. Hell, I even saw him pull a gun on my mom. I finally moved out after he barricaded our apartment with his weights (I was only in 5th grade so I couldn't move them), mixed pills and alcohol, and forced me to watch him attempt to commit suicide while asking "Is this what you want you little prick? I hope you're happy now". There is a lot more but I don't particularly feel like typing my entire life story.

It has now been eight years since all of that happened, and I'm more or less okay. I haven't talked to him since, but my sisters have (well, until he recently threatened to come down to my Mom's house and kill everyone). Even though everything is fine. I can't shake the feeling that I'll only be 100% happy once I know he is dead. Preferably by my hand.

I know that feel. My experience probably wasn't as bad as that, but I know what you're feeling bro.
-The Crimson Fucker, aka PonyFan #376121
#168
Quote by MrDo0m
I have to give out my personal email address in order to send my confession?

No, you put in a fake one (like mrbigdicks@youtube.com) and send it.
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#169
Quote by MrDo0m
I have to give out my personal email address in order to send my confession?


Nah, you can make up the "from" email as long as the domain is legit. suckmydick@yahoo.com is fine
#170
Quote by Shotgunmerc
Nah, you can make up the "from" email as long as the domain is legit. suckmydick@yahoo.com is fine

Hey wtf man how'd you get my email???

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
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But our Band is Listana
#171
Those are both fantastic examples.

I have some sort of small skin growth on one of my ass cheeks, more towards my butthole. It's only like an eighth of an inch long.

It's been there forever and sometimes I mess with it with my finger.


People think I'm a genius, but I even don't know how to make friends or use an ATM.


I want to tell you you're perfect but I don't want to sound like a creep.


This one time I went to the school bathroom and there was this guy constantly shitting. I went in again a couple of days after and was welcomed to the same thing. After 5 times of hearing this I asked across the stall, "You okay in there?"

There was no answer and the shitting stopped.

Forever.


In Grade 1 I had a pretend girlfriend

In Grade 3 I would bike race myself and always win. I would picture an audience cheering for me and a girl falling for me. One time I shit my pants whilst doing just that.

In Grade 5 a girl asked me out. I would later ask her out in Grade 7 and Grade 9, to no avail.

In Grade 2 I pulled down my pants at the urinal leaving the higher grades nothing but my ass to look at.

In Grade 4 I got locked in the classroom with a girl who was changing into her gym clothes.

I also have been looking at porn since I was 9 and fapping since I was 11.

I've never held hands with, kissed, or got laid with a girl. I just **** up every time I have a chance. Or someone else ****s it up for me.
#172
Wow this will not let me send the email. About 8 tries and I keep getting "Sorry, there was a problem sending that mail. Please wait a few moments, and try again!"
#174
Oh Christ. Fasten your seatbelts, everyone.

First, if I offend, sorry.

I really dislike blake1221, I also really dislike due 07, genghisgandhi, theogonia777, RU Experienced, TheReverend, Saint78/mosca, whoomit, ali.guitarkid7, and sometimes Jetfuel.

I find most of these users to be very pretentious and obnoxious, those mainly being blake, due, genghis, TheRev, Saint/mosca, theog, and RU Experienced. Whoomit and ali are just obnoxious.

Blake: Your band is average at best, I fail to see what is so great about it. You reek of pretentiousness; but not as much as due. It seems like you are allowed to be annoying in The Pit because your friends mod there, and we all know they're deeply in love with you; and they will caress your genitals at a moment's notice. Your music sense isn't what makes me dislike you. It's the way you see other people's music that annoys me. So you don't like it, no need to be a ****ing pretentious dick about it.


Due: You are the most annoying member on the site at the moment. You were somewhat tolerable; but now you're just completely ****ing annoying beyond all relief. You're not funny, first of all. The majority of people hate you, they dislike everything about you. You hate rock, that's cool, we all don't like a certain genre; but don't act like it's the worse thing since Bush being elected President; or as you would say, Prez. I'm not mad at you because you hate rock music, I just find it completely annoying. I mean, have you listened to some of the music that you recommend? Lo-fi quality shit, that's what it is, shit. Stop with that fail trolling posts too, we all know you troll. Got to hand it to you, though; I'm surprised you're allowed to troll so blatantly and obnoxiously with every single ****ing post that you've been making. Hey, I guess that is the bonus of having your buddies being mods. And that half-assed spelling that you make of words, you know what I'm talking about? That isn't funny. Stop that shit, you little twat. I mean, dick, I didn't want to offend you by mistaking your gender and calling you a girl; because that would have been terrible of me.


Genghis: I like you, sort of. You used to be like the aforementioned; but you have seemed to calmed down. I only find you to be like the rest when the main topic of discussion is music.

TheRev: I like you, you're like genghis. In the sense that you only get somewhat annoying when a certain topic is being discussed. You have a little green thing over your name; so I guess you're allowed to be more vocal than others. When's the new bansheebeat coming out?


Saint/mosca: Make your mindless-following of the herd less obvious, you know what I'm talking about. That whole "pleb music" shit is annoying, someone liking a certain artist doesn't make them a pleb, it makes you a pleb, please stop that. Leave that shit, on /mu; or the other shit stains of the internet. You can probably figure out why I see you as one.

Theog: Your sarcastic posts used to be funny, now they're just an obnoxious excuse to be a ****ing dick every single time. Take it down-a-notch, buddy. Same thing can be said for RU Experienced. Mindless dickery postings. <3
But seriously, take it down-a-notch.

Whoomit: i no u drunk butt pls stp acting lke ur so fking stupid. itz getin 2 be obnozious n they were nvr funny. ur not guitarxo so stp acting lik u r. u aint cute ur just obnoxious.

Ali: You can sometimes be an insensitive dick about certain issues, I feel like you're just using your government trying to kill you as an excuse. I'd be annoyed too if that were happening to me; but c'mon, you should see when you've crossed the line.

Jetfuel: Jetfuel is jetfuel; or is he? I don't know. You're a funny mod, you're just a funny, for the most part, user in general. But I feel like you "protect", your friends and allow them to be total dicks in their posts, when others do something like that, you warn them, why not warn your friends?

Phils: When you debate with people about religion; or certain topics, you just say no and that they're wrong, or agree when someone else posts something to that person, you never really debate, you just try to prolong it. You know it's true; so don't say that you don't. You also act a certain way; but quickly pretend to be the opposite when more users start to act like that, for example Jay Seeney/Forever Road. You were making fun of the guy, hard, like everyone else; but when people were saying that it's going too far, you shifted to saying that you've never made fun of the guy. You know it's true; so don't say that you didn't. Also Protest the Hero isn't that great.

I know someone is gonna say, "lel, butthurt", or quote something about themselves and put it on their sig, trying to be all funny and what not; but no. I just wanted to get it off my chest. I didn't mean to come across as a dick. I just had no other way of saying it without typing it like this. I don't hold this super grudge and want to kill you all; **** that. Why did I go to all this length to sound like a "whiny baby"? It's morning and I've drinking. Also a feeling of having to say it to pretend that it'll make me feel better. Again, if I offend, sorry.


Oh, and Xiaoxi, **** him.
#175
...Thrash??
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Last edited by WCPhils at Dec 13, 2012,
#177
Oh mah god. I was so scared I wasn't gonna make the list.

Imagine my relief when...

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#179
Quote by Shotgunmerc

I doubt it; after the hype thread he probably would have included me and/or nec in this

Yea, but Thrash has actually said something similar to me before.

Though it could be Will I guess.


Also, he was right about me. I've actually been trying to change that and defend my opinions instead of being so flakey.
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Last edited by WCPhils at Dec 13, 2012,
#180
"First, if I offend, sorry."

Pretty much everything you said about due seems offensive. Especially that "Stop that shit, you little twat."

Which I find hilarious.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#181
Hey, why wasn't I mentioned? Oh that's right I have no actual friends on UG.


Last edited by MrDo0m at Dec 13, 2012,
#182

Blake: Your music sense isn't what makes me dislike you. It's the way you see other people's music that annoys me. So you don't like it, no need to be a ****ing pretentious dick about it.


Due: I mean, have you listened to some of the music that you recommend? Lo-fi quality shit, that's what it is, shit

dohoho

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#183
Out of curiosity, what mod changed my fake e-mail address? >_>
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#185
I thought thrash would be more upfront about this but maybe I'm giving him way too much credit.

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#186
I was gonna post it in the Chat Thread, but that would be needlessly inflammatory. And probably hilarious.

I think The Madcap should stop making so many threads and get a life. Also, it kind of feels like he thinks he knows it all, which is dumb.


I killed Kurt Cobain.


I just got out of the shower and forgot to dry my back.

So. Much. Shame.


I frequently masturbated to the thought of my cousin when I was younger. Not much younger either.


I had sex with my ex for the first time (she was a virgin) while she was on her period. Also, my mom was cleaning the bathroom in the next room over. All I can do is laugh about it now, but I felt awful for awhile.
#187
LMAO

Goddamn I feel so bad for madcap. He's been nothin but a nice guy but everyone rips the shit outta him. Oh man. Good stuff.

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#189
Quote by Xiaoxi
LMAO

Goddamn I feel so bad for madcap. He's been nothin but a nice guy but everyone rips the shit outta him. Oh man. Good stuff.

He used to make clever and thought provoking threads. He ran out of ideas a year ago though.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#191
**** madcap.

Just kidding. I don't even know him and I haven't seen him post something that would piss me off.
#192
Flattered


But seriously, anon confessions like that are hella lame. Just come out and say it and be less of a twat about it.


Srs.
#193
Quote by Samdroid
I like Madcap. And most of the people in that big post, now that I think about it.

I like them all, actually.
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it's like I make threads knowing they're gonna be shit but I make them anyway


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Wire his sack to the electrical socket the next time, little fucker will be shootin lightening bolts all over the house.
#194
Quote by jetfuel495
I did, putting a url like that in a post probably isn't the best idea.

Thanks for being a bro then.

Also.....
I killed Kurt Cobain.

It's OK man. I killed Tupac
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#196
Quote by blake1221
Flattered


But seriously, anon confessions like that are hella lame. Just come out and say it and be less of a twat about it.


Srs.

I thought about that too. Like, why can't you just tell them directly? Are they afraid of getting their reputation ruined or something? Who cares? It's the freaking internet. In fact, that kind of stuff should have just been said in a thread like this.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#197
I like everyone in that post. They are some of the better users on the site imo

Especially one
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#198
I really hope this doesn't become a trend in here.

I agree with the guy who said stuff about UGers

blake acts all open minded but hates on any music that isn't emo or screamo. I see other people talk shit about other bands on the site but he seems to actually believe his taste in music is far superior. It's just pretentious

due is extremely annoying 99% of the time. I can't believe he gets to troll so much and start shit throwing fests out of any thread.

He has no sense of humor and thinks he is morally superior to everyone else.


So this one time I was raping this chick and she's was all "Please, think of my children"

And I'm like "Damn, you one kinky bitch!"


That was for you Due
#199
Of course it's going to be a trend. It was a matter of time before this shit started happening.

And no, you anon idiots, when I talk shit about bands, it's not that I actually think my taste is superior. Obviously, shit is all subjective. It's just fun to roll with it. Why have an opinion if you're not going to back it?

And I was not aware that this was emo or screamo

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No clue.
Last edited by blake1221 at Dec 13, 2012,