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T00DEEPBLUE
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#1
This thread hasn't been done for a long time so it's time to revive it.


If you watch Saving Private Ryan backwards, its about a bunch of soldiers wondering through Europe and then going to the beach.

If you watch college backwards, its about losing weight, kicking a drinking habit and becoming smarter.

If you watch the Exorcist backwards, its about a girl who is very sick until she has some pea soup and feels much better.

If you watch Die Hard backwards, it’s about a bunch of terrorists helping to repair a sky scraper just in time for a Christmas party.

If you watch Rambo backwards, it’s about Sylvester Stallone healing people with his magical bullet vacuum.

If you watch Titanic backwards, it's about a bunch of castaways that are saved by an unskinkable ship and they're sent back home.

Your turn.

inb4 if you frequent the pit backwards, it gets more funny by this thread no longer existing.
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slash_GNR666
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#2
If you watch the movie Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach, not to mention the shark saves a sinking boat by putting it back together with its mouth and saves a naked woman from drowning.

If you watch King Kong backwards, it's about a giant monkey that runs around fixing buildings and planes until they capture him and sends him off to an island full of dinosaurs.

If you watch "Memento" backwards its just about the same.
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Joshua Garcia
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#3
If you watch any Saw movie backwards, it's about using devices to put dismembered bodies back to life.
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JackalUK
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#4
If you watch Spinal Tap backwards it's a film about a group of semi-successful musicians who have a crisis and then come out the end better but still only semi-successful....wait...
T00DEEPBLUE
Boba FRETT
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#5
If you watch Gone In 60 Seconds backwards, its about a group of nice people giving cars back to their owners.
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ErikLensherr
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#6
If you watch Fight Club backwards, it's about Brad Pitt possessing Edward Norton and using him to rehabilitate members of a violent cult back into productive members of society before leaving, his work on this world done.
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JOHNNY STOCK
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#7
I was about to make one and then I realized it would be really disgusting.

Soooo...

If you watch Tsuritama backwards it's about a guy who throws fish into the water while becoming increasingly socially inept until he leaves town.

No one's gonna get that, but I laughed.

If you watch Law and Order backwards it's about a bunch of people shouting until someone comes back to life.

If you watch House backwards it's about an asshole who makes people sick.
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#8
If you watch the Woodstock documentary backwards, it's about a farmland that's littered with garbage where Jimi Hendrix goes on stage to bring the youth to clean it up. Oh, they all get wasted while on a long ass break too.
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Draken
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#9
If you watch Back to the Future backwards it's about a douchebag who goes back in time to sabotage his own father.
Obsceneairwaves
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#10
If you listen to pink floyds ' dark side of the moon ' backwards, It syncs up with the wizard of oz being played backwards.
It's over simplified, So what!

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#11
If you read Exodus backwards, it's about a man that gives people jobs. God tries to kill them and fails.
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FireFromTheVoid
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#12
If you watch loveless backwards, it`s about a kid cutting ties with a pedophile and becoming a loner.
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#14
If you watch a porno backwards, its about a guy having cum shot back up his dick then two people putting their clothes back on

Depending on the porn of course
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T00DEEPBLUE
Boba FRETT
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#15
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If you watch a porno backwards, its about a guy having cum shot back up his dick then two people putting their clothes back on

Depending on the porn of course

If you watch childbirth backwards, it is extreme porn.
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ErikLensherr
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#17
If you watch German porn, it's about people cleaning poop off each other.

If you watch Japanese porn, it's about a girl shaped squeak toy gaining sentience and becoming a real person.
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Boba FRETT
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#18
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My original one that I decided against was "if you watch birth backwards it's vore"



If you watch 7 Pounds backwards, it's about a group of surgeons that rip organs out of people to create Will Smith.
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#19
If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a giant dinosaur who repairs a city and moonwalks into the ocean
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#20
if you watch 127 hours backwards its an uplifting tale of how an amputie finds an arm in the desert and hangs out with two girls before going back home to his family
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Obsceneairwaves
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#22
If you watch any of the oceans movies backwards, They're about a group of people who walk into vaults and leave money there, then sneak out.
It's over simplified, So what!

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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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T00DEEPBLUE
Boba FRETT
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#23
If you watch a Yosemite Sam cartoon backwards, its about a pirate that recieves anger management from a rabbit.
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Joshua Garcia
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#24
If you watch Limitless backwards, its about a guy who throws up pills, making his life worse.

If you watch Looper backwards, it's about a... Woah, wait. That one is too complex to comprehend.
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#25
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If you watch childbirth backwards, it is extreme porn.


I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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#26
If you watch Lord of War backwards, it's about Nicholas Cage disarming violent groups in Africa and the Middle-East, then retiring to work in his parent's Ukranian restaurant.

If you watch District 9 backwards, it's about an alien who turns into a man and comfortably assimilates into human society with a job and family.
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#27
If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, you can see that mankind killed all of the dinosaurs. So sad
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#28
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If you watch "Memento" backwards its just about the same.


+1 for relevance
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#29
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.

Old, but gold.
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homeless-john
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#30
If you watch Starship Troopers backwards, it's about humans reviving hundreds of insectoid aliens who then repay us by stealing a giant rock from Earth.
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#31
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If you watch childbirth backwards, it is extreme porn.


This gets the prize.
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#32
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If you watch "Memento" backwards its just about the same.


DAMMIT I came here to post that
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#33
If you watch Alien backwards, it's about an alien flying through space that rescues Ellen Ripley and returns her to the mother ship where it brings the rest of the crew back to life.
If you watch A K I R A backwards it's about a monster being deposited into Tokyo from another dimension and turning into a boy.
If you watch Kill Bill backwards, it's a heart-warming family tale.
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#34
If you watch Twilight backwards it's still shit.
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#35
If you watch Friday the 13th backwards, it's about a kind man who revives dead teenagers with this magical machete so they can smoke pot and have sex in the woods.

If you watch Scarface backwards, it's about a fountain-dwelling corpse which springs to life, kicks his nasty cocaine addiction and gets out of the criminal underworld to live out his dream of working at a food stand.
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#36
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If you watch Twilight backwards it's still shit.


hahah so true
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#37
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If you watch Friday the 13th backwards, it's about a kind man who revives dead teenagers with this magical machete so they can smoke pot and have sex in the woods.

Jason isn't the killer in the first movie
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If you watch Scarface backwards, it's about a fountain-dwelling corpse which springs to life, kicks his nasty cocaine addiction and gets out of the criminal underworld to live out his dream of working at a food stand.

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#38
If you watch Final Destination 1 backwards, it's about freak miracles saving peoples lives and boarding a previously ruined airplane, which they seem to have repaired.
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#39
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a giant lizard that wakes up due to aweapon of mass destruction, rebuilds a broken city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
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#40
If you watch Inception backwards then you still have no idea whats going on.