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The Madcap
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Join date: May 2007
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#1
Confess things in this thread, but don't hide behind anonymity like a man.

I'll confess to the following:

-I think Daniel Tosh is great.
-I sometimes enjoy watching Friends and George Lopez reruns.
-Working in clothing stores for much longer than I'd like to remember has made me stereotype more based on race.
-Avocado is the only green thing I eat.
-I think Community is an incredibly annoying show.
Xiaoxi
Registered Luser
Join date: Nov 2007
2,744 IQ
#2
I must confess that I fear TS will die at a relatively young age due to his apparently horrendous diet.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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StewieSwan
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#4
My 7 year old student had a bulge in his pants today and I stared at it way longer than I should have.
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Xiaoxi
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#5
Quote by StewieSwan
My 7 year old student had a bulge in his pants today and I stared at it way longer than I should have.

Not surprised at all.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
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#6
Last wedding reception I went to I traded my filet mignon to my 10 year old cousin for his chicken tenders and fries.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Xiaoxi
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#7
Quote by WCPhils
Last wedding reception I went to I traded my filet mignon to my 10 year old cousin for his chicken tenders and fries.

Jesus Christ, Marie.......

...modes and scales are still useless.


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bradulator
normcore
Join date: Jul 2007
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#8
Quote by WCPhils
Last wedding reception I went to I traded my filet mignon to my 10 year old cousin for his chicken tenders and fries.

How was the filet cooked and how big was it? Vital information in order to determine the value of the trade.
Saint78
julian wells
Join date: May 2009
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#9
Friends is an awful show.
you're a stone fox
The Madcap
Classical Guitarist
Join date: May 2007
9,780 IQ
#10
Quote by Xiaoxi
I must confess that I fear TS will die at a relatively young age due to his apparently horrendous diet.
I'm actually being honest here:

-I like a lot of music that can be described as modal. I sometimes think in terms of modes and scales (Ex. If I want to write something Eastern folk sounding, I'll use Pelog or various pentatonic scales).

-I enjoy the sound and texture of Chopin.
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My 7 year old student had a bulge in his pants today and I stared at it way longer than I should have.
Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
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#11
I'm the one who poo'd his pants in 3rd grade!
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WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
731 IQ
#12
Quote by bradulator
How was the filet cooked and how big was it? Vital information in order to determine the value of the trade.

I don't know really. Not well done by any means, but not bloody or anything, and there were like 6 six inch chicken nuggets + fries
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Xiaoxi
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#13
Quote by The Madcap
I'm actually being honest here:

-I like a lot of music that can be described as modal. I sometimes think in terms of modes and scales (Ex. If I want to write something Eastern folk sounding, I'll use Pelog or various pentatonic scales).

-I enjoy the sound and texture of Chopin.

Neither of those facts will save you from early death.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#14
I care about what you guys think of me way more than I should.
bradulator
normcore
Join date: Jul 2007
2,448 IQ
#15
Quote by WCPhils
I don't know really. Not well done by any means, but not bloody or anything, and there were like 6 six inch chicken nuggets + fries

I do not blame you then. Filet is not my favorite.
Mark Roxx
UG Dismember
Join date: Mar 2009
472 IQ
#16
I like some of Boys Like Girls songs and I'm 18.
That which does not kill us makes us cookies.
WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
731 IQ
#17
Quote by bradulator
I do not blame you then. Filet is not my favorite.

The chicken was great. I have no regrets.


- I like to listen to the Burnout Paradise soundtrack and when Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne comes one, I usually turn it up.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
jakesmellspoo
turndiningbackintoeating
Join date: Jun 2007
2,165 IQ
#18
-stole money from a hippie once. he totally deserved it though.
-wiped my ass with a kid's pillow. also deserved it.
-currently owe my brother around $100. not planning to pay him back because he doesn't deserve it
-i enjoy The Cable Guy and watch it every time it's on TV
-i would totally pay for sex right now
-sometimes i wish i had dentures. real teeth suck.
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stepco12345
Banned
Join date: Jun 2005
269 IQ
#19
- I think The Big Bang Theory (the show) is utter pish.
- I've lost count at how many friends I have "platonically dumped."
- I once flirted with someone just because I was bored.
- I used to harass a bunch of kids in around 4th and 5th grade.
- I dislike 99.9999% of classical music.
- In a good year, I watch maybe 7 movies from start to finish.
The Madcap
Classical Guitarist
Join date: May 2007
9,780 IQ
#21
Quote by Xiaoxi
Neither of those facts will save you from early death.
Warning; These musical confessions might cause high levels of rage, high blood pressure, and in rare cases bleeding from the anus:

-I find some of Brahms stuff boring.
-I think Schubert and Schumann are the same shit.
-I hate Aaron Copland's music (don't know how you feel about him, though).
-I've never heard anything besides the Planets by Holst...and I think maybe Ave Maria.
-I actually think YES can be pretty good (prog band)
-I don't care for Itzhak Perlman.
-Virtuoso music can be pretty damn amazing no matter what Gould says.
bradulator
normcore
Join date: Jul 2007
2,448 IQ
#22
I love Taylor Swift

Whenever I pick my sister up from school I sometimes think to myself "she's gonna be hot some day" or "she's gonna turn out gay" or "she's gonna be a hoebag"

NOTE: i'm not thinking about my sister but the people at the school when i think those things
Last edited by bradulator at Dec 16, 2012,
The Madcap
Classical Guitarist
Join date: May 2007
9,780 IQ
#23
Quote by stepco12345
- I think The Big Bang Theory (the show) is utter pish.
Wow, you're very brave to say that here. Only 98% of The Pit hates that show.
AKnownHardman
Registered User
Join date: Jun 2011
99 IQ
#24
I was going to buy a cold coke from the fridge at the store today, but then I saw one on the shelf (which was warm) for cheaper. My inner jew kicked in and I bought the warm one.
Saint78
julian wells
Join date: May 2009
1,760 IQ
#25
I have a thing for redheads.
you're a stone fox
WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
731 IQ
#26
Quote by bradulator
I love Taylor Swift

Whenever I pick my sister up from school I sometimes think to myself "she's gonna be hot some day" or "she's gonna turn out gay" or "she's gonna be a hoebag"

NOTE: i'm not thinking about my sister but the people at the school when i think those things

I thought you meant your sister. I was like *wtf sloth*




- I actively try to get free train rides to school. Even if I have a pass I try to show old ones to see if I can get away with it. Sometimes I'll change seats mid trip if I saw they already checked one section. I will also pretend to be asleep so they don't bother to ask me. All of these are very successful. I payed for my train ticket probably less than half of my days to school last semester.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
jakesmellspoo
turndiningbackintoeating
Join date: Jun 2007
2,165 IQ
#27
Quote by bradulator
I love Taylor Swift

Whenever I pick my sister up from school I sometimes think to myself "she's gonna be hot some day" or "she's gonna turn out gay" or "she's gonna be a hoebag"

NOTE: i'm not thinking about my sister but the people at the school when i think those things

too late. the damage has been done.

i will forever remember you as the guy who thinks his sister will be hot some day.
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stepco12345
Banned
Join date: Jun 2005
269 IQ
#28
Quote by The Madcap
Wow, you're very brave to say that here. Only 98% of The Pit hates that show.


Members of the nerd community I frequently talk to love that show.
bradulator
normcore
Join date: Jul 2007
2,448 IQ
#29
you guys are FKING PERVERTS I BET YOU LIKE TO LOOK AT 7 YEAR OLD BOYS' BONERS TOO
jakesmellspoo
turndiningbackintoeating
Join date: Jun 2007
2,165 IQ
#30
Quote by bradulator
you guys are FKING PERVERTS I BET YOU LIKE TO LOOK AT 7 YEAR OLD BOYS' BONERS TOO

naw.

but i did enjoy showing people my 16 year old boner at one point in my life.

/realtalk
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MakinLattes
fully retractable
Join date: Mar 2007
1,097 IQ
#31
I make origami animals at work and leave them scattered around for people to find.
slipknot5678
UG Monkey
Join date: Jul 2009
670 IQ
#32
I feel guilty about a lot of things but I can somehow only think of boring things at the moment. I've talked about some of these on UG before anyway.

- I'm a vegetarian, but in July I was peer pressured into eating a chicken broth based meal.
- I once 'door bell ditched' an old, obese woman who needed help just to move around. I didn't know this until after but still.
-I collected stuffed animals until I was almost twelve.
-Earlier this school year I was attracted to a fourteen year old without realising it. Now I do the honourable thing and don't do anything about it but she still sometimes flirts with me and I don't stop her.
-I don't do it any more but there were numerous instances in junior high school that involved me lying to teachers to get a better grade (for example, telling forgiving teachers that I forgot my work when I really just didn't do it). I was a stupid kid back then.
Mr.-Bungle
Mr. Bungle
Join date: Jun 2008
242 IQ
#33
Quote by jakesmellspoo

-i enjoy The Cable Guy and watch it every time it's on TV
-i would totally pay for sex right now

The cable guy is awesome. I still don't get why it didn't recieve well. The part where ferris bueller is dreaming and Jim is all demonic like in the hallway freaks me out to this day still. But the movie is still awesome.
Nothin' wrong with hookers.

I'll say a dog one
- I "fell" for my best friends girlfriend. Nothing serious happened at all. I cant stand thinking that I let him down like that, the guilt will always be there for me but, I must reconcile with him (best friend) soon. It's a new years resolution even if he doesn't want to my friendship anymore.
Last edited by Mr.-Bungle at Dec 16, 2012,
The Madcap
Classical Guitarist
Join date: May 2007
9,780 IQ
#34
I too look at bradulator's sister and think the same shit. Just in present tense, not future tense.
Saint78
julian wells
Join date: May 2009
1,760 IQ
#35
Quote by The Madcap
I too look at bradulator's sister and think the same shit. Just in present tense, not future tense.


This seems wrong to say.
you're a stone fox
bradulator
normcore
Join date: Jul 2007
2,448 IQ
#36
Quote by The Madcap
I too look at bradulator's sister and think the same shit. Just in present tense, not future tense.

She doesn't date Mexicans for obvious reasons.
Xiaoxi
Registered Luser
Join date: Nov 2007
2,744 IQ
#37
Quote by The Madcap

-I find some of Brahms stuff boring.
-I think Schubert and Schumann are the same shit.
-I hate Aaron Copland's music (don't know how you feel about him, though).
-I've never heard anything besides the Planets by Holst...and I think maybe Ave Maria.
-I actually think YES can be pretty good (prog band)
-I don't care for Itzhak Perlman.
-Virtuoso music can be pretty damn amazing no matter what Gould says.

-Brahms is not the kind of music that has a hook or instant appeal. The Hungarian Dances don't count because they're inherently simple folk music (ie, boring). With that exception, most of his music gets more compelling and powerful with each listen. For example, I couldn't make out the melodies to his 3rd violin sonata upon first listen. It was very "snakey" and all over the place. But after repeated listening, I'm in awe of every nook and cranny in those details.
-I don't really care for Schubert or Schumann either. Schubert's songs are ok but I'm not really interested in songs. Schumann, on the other hand, just didn't hone his craft to the highest level, so his music is often flawed.
-Copland in small doses is very good. Americana in small doses is very good.
-Holst didn't write that much music
-gay
-Why not? He's not ideal for everything but certainly damn good all-around player.
-yawn

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Horsedick.MPEG
Dot MPEG
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#38
Last night, me and Pagan were totally sharing porn links on TC and laughing at a girl getting raped by zombies and an alien, and another girl having a jawbreaker inserted in her ass and another girl licking the jawbreaker while it was still inside her ass.
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Join date: Aug 2008
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#40
I'm more of a ****up than Jay erroneously believes himself to be.
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