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#161
I kinda dig this idea:

- masturbation and internet porn are part of my weekday morning routine, when my wife is home sick or has the day off it throws it out of order and i feel like my day is in utter disarray
- I feel like i could never afford to have kids
- Sometimes i wish Roy "Big Country" Nelson was a national icon so i could have a athlete role model with my general body type
- people think I'm funny IRL because I'm really good at ripping off observations of actual funny people and passing them off as my own
- I miss NHL hockey more than i miss most members of my family
- I feel like my younger brother is actually the worst human being i know, but i sort of like living vicariously through his irresponsibility.
- I feel like I'd never enjoy a threesome because I'm a terrible multi-tasker
- I've never done hard drugs because of my dad's drug problem ruined my family and I can't help but think that predisposition to addictions has to be genetic
- I love playing guitar but don't want to work to get really good at it.
- My job is empathetically help people, but i see everyone who calls in looking for help as a whiny douche incapable of dealing with their first world problems, I am decidedly part of the problem in taking the stigma out of mental illness
- I feel like I'm more like my mom than i care to be, in that i love to talk about and absolutely see what my problems are but never make any positive changes to correct them
- I'm nearly 30 and still play pokemon video games, its a source of secret shame
- I think Christian Bale is overrated, Bob's Burgers is underrated
- I don't really like the Beatles, i recognize they're massively influential, i just prefer all the bands they influenced over them
I used to be a goddamn saint. I said my prayers and handled snakes until the road introduced me to sin. I only shook hands with drink but he had friends with him
#164
Quote by OVER9000VIDEOS
I immediately think of having sex with 99% of the women I meet.

Your confession is that you have a penis?
In my heart I'm with you

every night
#166
Xiaoxi hates Chopin. And various other Polish composers I believe.
In my heart I'm with you

every night
#167
-I, too, have a horrendous diet: no fruits or vegetables, basically all junk food. However, blood work shows optimal levels of all lipids.

-I'm 21, I have no job, I don't go to school, and I live with my parents. Most of my time is used to watch TV, use the internet, and slowly work on poetry.

-I have no friends and no car, and the only time I get out of the house is to see my psychotherapist, which is twice a week.

-I see a therapist because I tried to kill myself and spent time in a psych ward, where I was diagnosed bipolar, based on past hypomanic episodes and crippling depressive episodes that I've had. Basically, feelings of overwhelming self-confidence and drive followed by the worst I've ever felt in my life.

-I still wish I had succeeded, and feel very stupid that I didn't.

-I used to bash pharmaceutical companies, and still do, but am on three different types of mood stabilizers and bipolar anti-depressants. They actually help quite a bit, and the fact that they help me get out of bed in the morning outweighs the fact that I think BigPharma is evil, and also validates that I have chemical imbalances in my brain.

-I still hate myself and feel like a burden on my family. Because of this, I don't rule out suicide and still research and plan it.

-My father and I have not had a full conversation in months, and I see him everyday. He blames himself for me trying to kill myself, and I feel bad that he does this, but at the same time I feel that, in the long run, he played a big role in ****ing up my development.

-The only people that know about this are my family, two people that I still keep in touch with, and now, The Pit (haha).

-King of the Hill is one of the best cartoons ever made, I'll tell ya what.

-I watch The Mentalist a lot. House, too.

-I go on poetry forums and read what others post as a confidence boost. That being said, I have very low opinions about internet-forum poetry.

-I enjoy most syndicated sitcoms: Everybody Love Raymond, King of Queens, Seinfeld, Friends (pretty much all of TBS's crappy line-up.)

-I used to play violent video games and loved to kill people. Now sometimes when I play Postal 2 I feel bad as people flee in fear.

-Racial humor is easy, so sometimes I use it, completely aware of how lame and disrespectful it is.

-When I was hypomanic, I would make record raps. ****ing stupid.

-I hope the stupid, Mayan prediction is true, even though I know it's a load of bullocks.

-I think Marijuana does more harm than good, and I don't like that this generation has chosen it as something we're extremely passionate about.

-I don't want anything for Christmas except more black socks.
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#168
Quote by fishmunky

- I miss NHL hockey more than i miss most members of my family

;_;





#169
Quote by WCPhils
wtf


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#171
I have never seen LOTR or The Hobbit (though I did read The Hobbit in year 7, didn't finish it)
JUST ANOTHER ANNOYING BIG STATUS
#172
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
I know that feel bro.

Seriously though, how did you function not knowing that stuff. Doesn't seem possible.
___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#173
I watch famous atheists winning debates over Christians for a confidence boost. I guess it's similar to why people want to watch their favorite sports team win - but I don't know, I haven't ever watched sports really.
#174
The other night, someone made me a bet on a social network that I couldn't talk someone out of suicide. If I lost and he killed himself **** it, why not Zoidberg? If I won, I had to go to church. Just got out an hour ago. You ****ing ******s are on your own. Never again.
#175
Quote by WCPhils
Seriously though, how did you function not knowing that stuff. Doesn't seem possible.


If you mean my time thing, I basically can't maintain plans and can't stand having things to do in the future. Its the one significant way that ADD hits me pretty hard; it doesn't affect planning in everyone with ADD as hard, but it does with me. Not in a life changing way but i'd rather just shut down and do nothing if my week is preplanned and full. I don't think in terms of what I have to do Monday, then Tuesday, etc... I can maintain a work schedule out of habit but I prefer a set one so I don't have to think about it at all. When I wake up, I know what day it is and what I have to do, but don't care. I prefer all my days open with no obligations. It gives me a sense of total freedom and peace. Time is a constraint that I try and ignore completely.

For instance, one thing I hate to do is have Dr. appointments. I rarely keep or remember them. I hate knowing I have one a month from now and get slight resentments for being obligated to do it.

If you tell me there's a party on Friday, i'll remember and would probably go but I wouldn't make plans to definately be there and it would bug me all week that I have some obligation like that, even if it is fun. I'd rather just be told on Friday and do it if I want to.



It drives my family, friends, and gf nuts but whadyagonnado. Its how I am.
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#176
hmm, that's interesting.

Wasn't hating or anything with my other post. Just never heard of someone doing that before.
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#177
This time of year I am so emotionally, physically, and mentally drained from school and other stress that on the weekends or after class I will just lay in bed and do nothing all day unless I work.
e-married to Jack (bladez)
#178
Quote by WCPhils
hmm, that's interesting.

Wasn't hating or anything with my other post. Just never heard of someone doing that before.


Prefrontal lobe is a lot about planning (and sometimes contemplating consequences). When I was eleven, I jumped on a train, not even thinking about how the hell I was going to get off. I ended up three towns over and had to walk all the way back.

I'm not offended WC , I enjoy talking about it because its pretty interesting. I wouldn't have it any other way. And if you think about it, while it has drawbacks in everyday life, time just flows around me, not backward or forward, and there are no chains, its liberating.

Its like having total freedom.
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#179
See, this is the disadvantage to stealing internet from poor people. I can't even post this to /B/.

"My name is Sean Rose, and I'm from Richwood, WV. I've been in a steady decline since 2010 and I'm now ready for my 20th an hero attempt. Posting ending in 68 picks the method, because that was my semi-pro jersey number, lol. 00 for extra lulz though. I'm gonna buy 4 cartons of cigarettes off of my mom's credit card while you ******s do this. You have until 3:26 EST."

I leave this task to one of you gentlemen, unless you fulfill the desired task when I return.
#180
I've been a hardcore Sum41 fan since I was 5.
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That's it, you're all banned.

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If I wanted to listen to something slow, I'd play some hippie music.
#181
I wish i was virgin again.
Not having for alot of time is so much harder (dat pun) than not having sex as a virgin.


I once saw my friend's mom naked and described it to him everytime i saw him for a year.
I stopped when he wanted to move in with his dad because he couldn't look at his mom anymore.
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#182
I was out shoveling my driveway this morning and an autistic kid that lives across the street came and threw a snowball at me. Not to be outdone, I returned fire until he ran home. :<
#184
Quote by due 07
I was out shoveling my driveway this morning and an autistic kid that lives across the street came and threw a snowball at me. Not to be outdone, I returned fire until he ran home. :<



there was a mentally handicapped kid at my middle school that tended to follow me to lunch and get too close to my face when he talked and had bad breath.

so, i'd challenge him to a race to the lunch room and just let him run off ahead of me.

a teacher saw me do this once and got the wrong idea about why i was doing it.
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#185
In 7th grade a mentally challenged girl had a crush on me. She used to sit in our class before the bell rang and everyday she'd whisper my name across the room. My class thought it was hilarious and I just ignored her
#186
- I've never had vaginal sex, but quite a lot of anal sex. I've fingered them, and inserted my guitar into them but never really ****ed them.
- i was very insecure about my penis size until people started complementing it.
- I said, "My sister is fit" as a slip of the tongue once and i was bullied for it.
Quote by TheSennaj
And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#187
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
- I've never had vaginal sex, but quite a lot of anal sex. I've fingered them, and inserted my guitar into them but never really ****ed them.
And spanke them with swords...
#188
Quote by lncognito
And spanke them with swords...

She was doing that to me, not the other way around.
Quote by TheSennaj
And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#189
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
- I've never had vaginal sex, but quite a lot of anal sex. I've fingered them, and inserted my guitar into them but never really ****ed them.


You let a chick use your guitar as a dildo?
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#190
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
She was doing that to me, not the other way around.
Okay, okay. "Gotten spanked with swords by them."
Happy now?
Quote by adamgur96
You let a chick use your guitar as a dildo?
Nah, that's just what he calls his ****
#191
Quote by lncognito
Nah, that's just what he calls his ****


Why the fuck is cock censored?

I mean, saying "I have a huge cock" for example, can mean this:

I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#192
Quote by adamgur96
You let a chick use your guitar as a dildo?

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30324804&postcount=846

Great thread.
Quote by lncognito
Okay, okay. "Gotten spanked with swords by them."
Happy now?

Whatever makes you happy.
Quote by TheSennaj
And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#193
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Whatever makes you happy.
I'm not sure if getting spanked by swords is on that list...


...I'll have to find out somehow
#195
Quote by lncognito
I'm not sure if getting spanked by swords is on that list...


...I'll have to find out somehow

Make a thread about it when you're done, K?
Quote by TheSennaj
And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#196
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE




You deserve a medal.
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#197
Quote by adamgur96


You deserve a medal.
Indeed

Blue, do you play gigs with that guitar? Just think of how awesome it would be to refer that story during gigs

(I imagine it with a sexy Mikael Åkerfeldt voice, so if it ever happens you need to accommodate this)
#198
I think Incognito should come back and play mafia
In my heart I'm with you

every night
#199
Quote by fishmunky
- masturbation and internet porn are part of my weekday morning routine, when my wife is home sick or has the day off it throws it out of order and i feel like my day is in utter disarray
Quote by fishmunky
- I'm nearly 30 and still play pokemon video games, its a source of secret shame
-I'm 22 and still love to watch Dragon Ball Z (and Dragon Ball for that matter).Pokemon ain't that bad. I'll still play games every now and then.
#200
Quote by palm mute
I think Incognito should come back and play mafia
Dude, my current procrastination-levels without mafia are already severe enough. If I threw Mafia on top of it, I'd get thrown out of school

There's also the fact that I seem to verbally abuse Ali in every single game - which, although never meant badly and mostly for the joy of mindfucking him, still makes me feel bad.

I miss you guys, though.
Especially a few of the players who were just starting when in my last games, and who had a lot of potential. Maybe they've surpassed me by now...