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jjfeu662
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Join date: Jun 2012
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#1
Can anyone else come up with ways celebrities can change their names to make hem funny?
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
JustRooster
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#3
oh you.jpg

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Thats too bad, I was under the impression I was arguing something profound

Dreadnought
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#4
Morgan AndPeopleWithTheSameSkinColorSomewhatRecentlyBecameA Freeman
But we little know until tried how much of the uncontrollable there is in us, urging across glaciers and torrents, and up dangerous heights, let the judgment forbid as it may.
Last edited by Dreadnought at Dec 17, 2012,
MrDo0m
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Join date: Jun 2011
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#5
Bahaha, these are great. I think the "Courtney Loves Cox" is worthy of a thread in itself.

I'll come back when I think of something.
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
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#6
Still doesn't love as much **** as the previous Courtney Love
Last edited by whywefight at Dec 17, 2012,
Skullivan
EG Fan aka Bandwagoner
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#8
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Wolfinator-x
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#9
I think I should change my middle name to " Motherfuckin' ".
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Oceanic Mountainman
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#10
Quote by Skullivan
Adam MakesSandalsThereforeHeShouldBeReferredToAsThe Sandler
Bobby RanToTheTopOfThe Hill
Barry Isn't White
Harry IsA Truman


I like your style
But we little know until tried how much of the uncontrollable there is in us, urging across glaciers and torrents, and up dangerous heights, let the judgment forbid as it may.
Redsectoreh
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#11
Its so funny that I forgot to laugh. Do you write all of your own material?
JustRooster
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#12
Thomas NSFW Jefferson.

Quote by EyeNon15
Thats too bad, I was under the impression I was arguing something profound

Skullivan
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#14
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I think I should change my middle name to " Motherfuckin' ".

You wanna know how I got the name Mother****er?

"When I was a kid I snuck into my mother's bedroom. She was laying there, naked. She'd been drinking all night. And I snuck up behind her. And I slipped my fingers...into her purse. And I took her money. The whole weeks pay. I really ****ed her over and that's how I got the name, Mother****er."
adamgur96
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#16
Paul I'mBetterAtGuitarThanYou Gilbert


Totally stole that.
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jjfeu662
Celestia
Join date: Jun 2012
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#17
Quote by Redsectoreh
Its so funny that I forgot to laugh. Do you write all of your own material?

Yeah, thanks for asking.
I just saw a Cougar Town commercial and has to crack that joke. I honestly didn't think it was that funny, though.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
Wolfinator-x
Teeth
Join date: Apr 2007
1,337 IQ
#18
Quote by adamgur96
Paul I'mBetterAtGuitarThanYou Gilbert


Totally stole that.
Accurate.

Nuno I'dSleepWithHimAndI'mNotEvenGay Bettencourt is similar.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.
Artists I'm listening to a lot lately:
Stray Cats, Gustav Holst

Mah Youtube vids.
if you truly loved me, you'd watch them (psst; it's not just glam stuff)

Mah Soundcloud
Wolfinator-x
Teeth
Join date: Apr 2007
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#20
Steve Bugeyes Buscemi
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.
Artists I'm listening to a lot lately:
Stray Cats, Gustav Holst

Mah Youtube vids.
if you truly loved me, you'd watch them (psst; it's not just glam stuff)

Mah Soundcloud
jjfeu662
Celestia
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#21
Lady Hasgonecompletely Gaga
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
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#22
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
Honestly lold
Is that how you discovered that you're retarded?
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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MrDo0m
Blessed Sisyphus
Join date: Jun 2011
772 IQ
#23
David 'Ack-You-Up-With-A Bowie [knife]

Jim Too-Weak-To Carrey

Jason Flies-like-a Seagel.

Unrelated, but I always thought it would have been great if a guy with the last name of Edwin or something decided to teach at school, and insist that his students call him Mr. E.
Johnny_Ibanez
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#24
Ian "Burger-Murderer" McKillin*


* Yes, I know, McKellen. Artistic licence, bitch.
MrDo0m
Blessed Sisyphus
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772 IQ
#27
Stevie Really-Makes-You Wonder (I admit, this is kind of cheating because his last name isn't really Wonder, so it kind of sets itself up)

Robert Waters-His Plant

Roger Drinks-The Waters

John Prefers-Satin-To Lennon
jjfeu662
Celestia
Join date: Jun 2012
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#28
Drew Usedtohavealotofweightto Carrey.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
jjfeu662
Celestia
Join date: Jun 2012
1,996 IQ
#30
Ben Needstostopmakingcrappymoviesandbecomeamoonshinedi Stiller.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
Skullivan
EG Fan aka Bandwagoner
Join date: Jun 2010
1,556 IQ
#31
Quote by jjfeu662
Lady Hasgonecompletely Gaga

That's not her name.
0/10 Would not Paparazzi again.

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Tony YouDon'tOweMe, Iommi
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Sam Tater Totman
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Palm IsA Mute
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Sleestak Isn'tA Bro
Steve NukedMy House
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jjfeu662
Celestia
Join date: Jun 2012
1,996 IQ
#32
Quote by Skullivan
That's not her name.
0/10 Would not Paparazzi again.

Cam EatsFig Newton
Tony YouDon'tOweMe, Iommi
Keith Isn't Urban
Brian Just May
John The Deacon
Roger The Taylor
Steve Creates Jobs
Austin HasThe Powers
Harry The Potter
Tony i MacAlpine
Bill Opens Gates
Sam Tater Totman
Stevie HatesTheNY Nicks
George Can'tGetA Handel
Franz Been Haydn


Some UGers:
Xiaoxi Tai Wan (cause he's Asian lololololol)
Forrest Commits Larson
Palm IsA Mute
Pagan Hates Poetry
Sleestak Isn'tA Bro
Steve NukedMy House
Just ChokingThe Rooster
Dread HadBetter Nought (cwatididthur?)


So I'm not a pro in this game.

Jack Isnot Black
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
Last edited by jjfeu662 at Dec 17, 2012,
MrDo0m
Blessed Sisyphus
Join date: Jun 2011
772 IQ
#33
Quote by Skullivan
That's not her name.
0/10 Would not Paparazzi again.

Cam EatsFig Newton
Tony YouDon'tOweMe, Iommi
Keith Isn't Urban
Brian Just May
John The Deacon
Roger The Taylor
Steve Creates Jobs
Austin HasThe Powers
Harry The Potter
Tony i MacAlpine
Bill Opens Gates
Sam Tater Totman
Stevie HatesTheNY Nicks
George Can'tGetA Handel
Franz Been Haydn


Some UGers:
Xiaoxi Tai Wan (cause he's Asian lololololol)
Forrest Commits Larson
Palm IsA Mute
Pagan Hates Poetry
Sleestak Isn'tA Bro
Steve NukedMy House
Just ChokingThe Rooster
Dread HadBetter Nought (cwatididthur?)


Dude, you're really good at this.

Freddie Is-From-Planet Mercury

Isaac Also-Eats-Fig Newton
jjfeu662
Celestia
Join date: Jun 2012
1,996 IQ
#35
Brian Isadognota Griffin
Peter Istoofattoridea Griffin
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
Skullivan
EG Fan aka Bandwagoner
Join date: Jun 2010
1,556 IQ
#36
Quote by MrDo0m
Dude, you're really good at this.

Freddie Is-From-Planet Mercury

Isaac Also-Eats-Fig Newton

Why thank you, I think I've basically broken the rules by adding 4+words in but whatevs.

Also, I didn't include Freddie because is real name is Farrokh Bulsara or something like that.
Wolfinator-x
Teeth
Join date: Apr 2007
1,337 IQ
#37
Colin Is-much-subject-to Mochrie
Dave Mustaine From-Sex-Until-Marriage
Kate Doesn't-Shave-Her Bush
Billy Cristal Ball
Steve Gave-Us Jobs
Ringo Northern Starr
Nikki Onetwothreefourfive Sixx
Kevin Loves Bacon
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.
Artists I'm listening to a lot lately:
Stray Cats, Gustav Holst

Mah Youtube vids.
if you truly loved me, you'd watch them (psst; it's not just glam stuff)

Mah Soundcloud
Last edited by Wolfinator-x at Dec 17, 2012,
Skullivan
EG Fan aka Bandwagoner
Join date: Jun 2010
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#39
Quote by Wolfinator-x

Nikki Onetwothreefourfive Sixx

I lol'd
primusfan
Conspiracy Music Theorist
Join date: Mar 2004
5,337 IQ
#40
this just made me think. I wish I had a picture of Jake Locker's locker in the locker room. It probably just says "Locker" and I'm like ... I know you are. But what am I?
#DTWD