mikeYekim
Curses & Cranberries!!
Join date: Aug 2009
414 IQ
#1
I was taking a nap, and out of nowhere I was "pulled" awake, it felt like my entire body was in a light shock, I couldn't breathe, and I couldn't move anything. All I could think was "wtf??" and then it stopped. Scared the living shit out of me.

what the hell happened to me??
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theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,163 IQ
#2
night terror?
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JackalUK
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Join date: Aug 2006
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#3
That would be a nocturnal panic attack most likely. Worth speaking to a doctor over if it happens again or frequently.
Ninja#117
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#6
A spirit rustled you out of fun.
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slash_GNR666
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#7
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Now then, now then!
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JackalUK
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#8
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mikeYekim
Curses & Cranberries!!
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#9
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
The Ghost Of Savile.



"Any statement beginning with the words 'In truth' is almost always a lie."

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Timqwe
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2012
23 IQ
#11
Sleep Paralysis, it's completely normal. Next time it happens, don't move any big parts of your body, but just try to move you fingers or toes to snap out of it. Although, if you really want to have fun with it, you can use it to get into a lucid dream
TheTee56
UG'S Banana Saviour
Join date: Feb 2011
785 IQ
#13
You drank/ate too much before you went to sleep.
It happens to my dad on a biyearly basis.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

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mikeYekim
Curses & Cranberries!!
Join date: Aug 2009
414 IQ
#14
Quote by vitorlp
sleep paralysis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis


I have it sometimes and I like it, you can get from the paralysis to lucid dreaming.

There are also ways to induce it.



That described it down to the last detail. Damn.
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soundgarden1986
vaporwave queen
Join date: Jun 2006
1,340 IQ
#17
I've had a couple... Happenings too. Something happened to me when I was driving home last Thursday. I had a couple of miles to go, and I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very irregularly... Suddenly, there was intense light all around me. When I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me?
FrauVfromPoB
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Join date: Jun 2010
662 IQ
#18
Quote by mikeYekim
I was taking a nap, and out of nowhere I was "pulled" awake, it felt like my entire body was in a light shock, I couldn't breathe, and I couldn't move anything. All I could think was "wtf??" and then it stopped. Scared the living shit out of me.

what the hell happened to me??


How did you get this far into life without this happening before? It's called hypnic jerking, and as dirty as it sounds, it's very common. It happens to me damn near every night before I fall asleep for real.

EDIT: I didn't read the whole OP. It's sleep paralysis.
Last edited by FrauVfromPoB at Dec 18, 2012,
strat0blaster
growing out of the snake
Join date: Feb 2008
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#19
Sounds like you woke up abruptly.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


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kertets
Banned
Join date: Jan 2012
80 IQ
#24
Quote by soundgarden1986
I've had a couple... Happenings too. Something happened to me when I was driving home last Thursday. I had a couple of miles to go, and I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very irregularly... Suddenly, there was intense light all around me. When I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me?



We call those dreams.
mikeYekim
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#27
Aliens are out there, man.
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kertets
Banned
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80 IQ
#28
Quote by mikeYekim
Aliens are out there, man.


I think half the people in the pit are aliens.
Ah no, but if they are out there I hope for their sake they never meet us. We´d mess their heads up so bad.
Ninja#117
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#30
Quote by kertets
I think half the people in the pit are aliens.Ah no, but if they are out there I hope for their sake they never meet us. We´d mess their heads up so bad.



In all seriousness a few of the posters use the word humans a little too much instead of people or saying us .

"Its always been that way with humans"

"What do you expect from humans?"

"As humans you will always do X"

All taken from posts today in various threads. Somethings up...........
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Skullivan
EG Fan aka Bandwagoner
Join date: Jun 2010
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#31
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The Ghost Barber Of Savile Seville.

Fix'd