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#41
Foo ****ers
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#42
Cumford and Sons
Quote by Trowzaa
I can't look at anything starting with BB and not thinking big busty.
Big Busty Queefing.
#44
A Perfect Circle Jerk
Quote by Fishyesque
Well, you might make her think otherwise.

You could just show her that you have a PS3 and BANG.

Heterosexual.


Quote by metal4all
A chainsaw can take a girl off her feet pretty nicely. Then there are less limbs to worry about while you rape her.
#46
Quote by BlueAltitudes
A Perfect Circle Jerk


My favourite.
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#50
Weird Al Wankyadick
Kid Cunny
The Beatholes
Justine's Beaver
Michael Jacksoff
Dick Cannon (Hahaha so dumb)
Bowl's Shitty (also dumb but deserved)
Mr. Bunghole
N'Stink + Backstreet Toys
Them Cooked Weiners (Haha couldn't resist)
Psycockdick (Psycroptic)
Lickmycrack (a message for Chad Kroeger)
Strap-ons Are Sad (More of a personal issue)
Master-Bates (At The Gates)
Whack and Stabbeth
Gape No More
HollowCocks
Nude-Ass Feast


And we should all pay respect to Anal ****
#52
Quote by NickStrick
Weird Al Wankyadick
Kid Cunny
The Beatholes
Justine's Beaver
Michael Jacksoff
Dick Cannon (Hahaha so dumb)
Bowl's Shitty (also dumb but deserved)
Mr. Bunghole
N'Stink + Backstreet Toys
Them Cooked Weiners (Haha couldn't resist)
Psycockdick (Psycroptic)
Lickmycrack (a message for Chad Kroeger)
Strap-ons Are Sad (More of a personal issue)
Master-Bates (At The Gates)
Whack and Stabbeth
Gape No More
HollowCocks
Nude-Ass Feast


And we should all pay respect to Anal ****

Lol some of these are stretchin but LolZ nonetheless
Quote by captainsnazz
That's some nice hair you've got there.


I'm watching you.


Quote by BottleOfSmoke
If I was a rich man in 17th century Britain, I'd totally adopt Alec and make him my heir.

People say I tan easily, but that's just my Bronze showing through.
#54
Quote by whywefight
What the

How do you get master-bates out of at the gates



It's all in the syllables.
#55
At the, master; it's all the same! And I'm drunk as your mother the afternoon o your conception.
#56
Hahahaha Nude-Ass Feast is the accomplishment of my lifetime.. I hope one other person enjoys it a fraction of what I do.
#57
Quote by BledGhostWhite
Fleshrod Apocalypse


"Could everyone please stop sounding like everyone else that's trying to sound like meshuggah?"

-Emil Werstler

Quote by damian_91
Kurt Cobain, the best guitarist to ever live.

#59
August Flows Red
Breaking in Benjamin

Dildo for my Valentine
A Gay to Remember
The Devil Wears Durex
I Rimmed a Drag Queen (I Killed the Prom Queen)
My Chemical Wankmance
New Found Glory Hole
RIP Tom Searle.
Last edited by MH400 at Dec 19, 2012,
#60
Jawbreaker
Jawbox
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#62
The black cocks
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#64
Sextones

This would've been funny, except, Deftones really are sex.

Someone do Smashing Pumpkins,please.

Smash 'N' Hump King
Smashing Pumpkin [Pumpkin being your childhood friend]
#67
Anti-Fag
The Beatoffs
Black Fag
Wank-182 (times)
****Barry
CumBuckethead
Cum back kid!
The Back Doors
Cream Theater
Eric's Johnson
Every Time I Cry (After Anal Sex)
Queer Factory
Headley (Hedley)
Janes Addiction (To Butt Sex)
Pillswitch...Impregnated
Porn (Korn)
Ham Of God
Limp Dick? Quit.
Kneel Young (kids)
Nine Inch Cocks

Lame I know, i tried though.
Last edited by wedy1414 at Dec 19, 2012,
#68
Quote by Andy1993
The Rolling Bones
Poundgarden
Smash her bum-kins
Bone Temple Pilots

Steel Panther


lol smash her bumpkins.
#69
Co-Breed and Came in Brianna.
****ing the Cadaver
Cattle Fortification
Frotting Christ
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#71
My Bloody Vagina
Quote by fearofthemark
at your avatar

Quote by due 07
Your avatar had me in stitches for a good two minutes.
#73
"Cream Theater"

Edit : Damn it!

and frankly, Symphony X and Tool are already pretty good porno names...

"Queenstrike"? (Queensryche)
"Perifurry"? (Periphery)
"Titserect"? (Tesseract)
Last edited by Jacques-Henri at Dec 19, 2012,
#76
Arcade Gangbang
**** Party
Broken Dildo Scene
The Gash
Deep Blue Anal
Horny Maiden
Jimmy Eat Pussy
Fellatio! At the Disco
Reel Big Dong
Smashing backdoors In
Thirty Seconds to orgasm
#77
Clit-stim Of A Down ( )

Black Shag
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#78
The Sex Pistols was a bad ass band name.

R.I.P Michael Jacksoff
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
Last edited by treborillusion at Dec 19, 2012,
#79
Quote by treborillusion

Michael Jacksoff feat 3 Years Down

Fixed.


That's terrible
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#80


Yes, yes it is.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.