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StewieSwan
Decent User
Join date: Feb 2009
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#2
I did this last time this thread popped up. She said "uh, because I live in Missouri?"


Is that an admission that she wants to sex me or no?
666atheist666
The Madcap
Classical Guitarist
Join date: May 2007
9,780 IQ
#6
Quote by StewieSwan
I did this last time this thread popped up. She said "uh, because I live in Missouri?"


Is that an admission that she wants to sex me or no?
If there was no "uh" and question mark, definitely.
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I don't have anbody to text.
You don't even have your parents number in your phone? If you do, there's no excuse for you not to participate.
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#7
"Because I'm blake1221 and I can do better."

Ouch. Some stones are best left unturned.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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blake1221
‭‭
Join date: Oct 2007
711 IQ
#8
element


ELEMENT


text yr roommate


for teh lulz

Quote by element4433
"Because I'm blake1221 and I can do better."

Ouch. Some stones are best left unturned.


screen caps plz
snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
1,554 IQ
#9
Quote by blake1221
"because you keep blowing me off "



Bahahaha, it's hard to have sex if you can't get past foreplay.

I have somebody I honestly would love to text that too, but I'm 1) Not drunk enough (yet!) and 2) I'm afraid her bf might see it...but not really that afraid (it just might spark the breakup I've hoped for).
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StewieSwan
Decent User
Join date: Feb 2009
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#10
ITT Blake comes out and nobody notices.
666atheist666
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Meh
Join date: Jun 2011
197 IQ
#11
I remember the last time this thread happened, somebody got a date with the girl.

I would do this myself, but I'm rather afraid of what would happen considering the girls I have on my contact list.
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#12
Quote by blake1221
element


ELEMENT


text yr roommate


for teh lulz


screen caps plz
I'll just ask her. Hold on.


She said "That's not funny."

I can think of somebody much better to ask but I'm not because A) she's probably asleep and B) it would be so bad.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
1,554 IQ
#13
Well I texted her. Not that, but...I could...but like I said, not drunk enough.
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whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
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#16
Quote by Telecaster7
This is my reason also.

same here.

I honestly can't think of a girl on my phone that that text would go over well with.
blake1221
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#17
Quote by neidnarb11890
honestly, who didn't already know?



we need that liplicking daisy back
brownshirt1
Registered User
Join date: Aug 2009
38 IQ
#18
I would, but I don't think they'd appreciate it, given the fact that I'm not single.

If I sent it to one of my guy friends they'd realise it's a joke but I'm not gonna do that.
Fuck that nazi guy.
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
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#20
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
I just got "fuck you"

that's your signal

go for it
chev311e
Will do moose stuff for $
Join date: Oct 2009
400 IQ
#21
There's one girl I could definitely text, but she's probably sleeping now and that's not something I'd want her to wake up to. Man, I would love to see what she says to it though. Maybe another time.
Weaponized
Creaky
Join date: Mar 2011
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#22
I do not have anybody in my phone who I want 2 fuck.
Quote by Neo Evil11 at #33611170
If she is poor then she is a fucking idiot despite being an atheist.


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due 07
haaan
Join date: Jun 2006
2,902 IQ
#23
Quote by neidnarb11890
ok yeah right I am totally going to do this because making one of the handful of people who like me think I am a complete creep for yr. entertainment is just what I need to do right now.

get real, ts.

^^
Quote by StewieSwan
ITT Blake comes out and nobody notices.

I've known for ages.
chev311e
Will do moose stuff for $
Join date: Oct 2009
400 IQ
#24
Quote by Weaponized
I do not have anybody in my phone who I want 2 fuck.


That's a problem
jakesmellspoo
turndiningbackintoeating
Join date: Jun 2007
2,165 IQ
#25
i've been avoiding contact with most people i know and the only way i'd work up the balls to go and do this is if i was drunk.

also to be honest, i'd have sex with probably every female friend i have given the opportunity.

does that make me a bad person?
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snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
1,554 IQ
#26
Quote by jakesmellspoo
i've been avoiding contact with most people i know and the only way i'd work up the balls to go and do this is if i was drunk.

also to be honest, i'd have sex with probably every female friend i have given the opportunity.

does that make me a bad person?

Nah, just means you have hot friends.
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jakesmellspoo
turndiningbackintoeating
Join date: Jun 2007
2,165 IQ
#27
Quote by neidnarb11890
whoah, let's not jump to conclusions.



yeah, i have fairly low standards.
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Weaponized
Creaky
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#28
Quote by chev311e
That's a problem

Do you wanna help me change that ?
Quote by Neo Evil11 at #33611170
If she is poor then she is a fucking idiot despite being an atheist.


last.fm
The Madcap
Classical Guitarist
Join date: May 2007
9,780 IQ
#29
Quote by jetfuel495
ohhhhh man last time i did this it ended in a trainwreck

funniest trainwreck of my life omg

i still chuckle
What happened?
food1010
Bassist
Join date: Jun 2007
1,660 IQ
#30
I'm intrigued by this but don't have the cojones to text someone who's worth asking this question.
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piratemetalhead
Registered User
Join date: May 2007
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#31
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
I just got "fuck you"


I hope you replied "I know you want to" or something equally as douchey
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#32
Quote by piratemetalhead
I hope you replied "I know you want to" or something equally as douchey
"In my mouth plz"
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#33
lets see: someone who's getting married to my best friend, multiple people that I've helped through some difficult times, a couple people I've asked out in the past, and a bunch of people I haven't texted in ages. oh, and a stalker that would certainly take me seriously.

let's not....
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#34
Quote by whywefight
lets see: someone who's getting married to my best friend, multiple people that I've helped through some difficult times, a couple people I've asked out in the past, and a bunch of people I haven't texted in ages. oh, and a stalker that would certainly take me seriously.

let's not....
Stalker sounds most fun.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
Horsedick.MPEG
Dot MPEG
Join date: Jan 2010
770 IQ
#35
Quote by piratemetalhead
I hope you replied "I know you want to" or something equally as douchey


Tbh I should have texted someone interesting instead of the last person I texted
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2012 #7 Uger

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don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



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whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#36
Quote by element4433
Stalker sounds most fun.

Except for the fact that she is totally oblivious to jokes, and is possibly the most gullible person I've ever met, and will basically fall for any guy that repeats any sort of cliche ever.

Goddamn, that sounds like a blast. I'd never do it though.
AnEvilWalrus
UG's Lone Fern
Join date: Jan 2007
556 IQ
#38
I haven't had any money in my cell for a few months and the only person online on facebook's cat just died a few hours or so ago. I'll come back to this thread tomorrow maybe if it's still alive haha
snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
1,554 IQ
#39
She hasn't responded yet
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