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#2
I did this last time this thread popped up. She said "uh, because I live in Missouri?"


Is that an admission that she wants to sex me or no?
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#3
I don't have anbody to text.
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#6
Quote by StewieSwan
I did this last time this thread popped up. She said "uh, because I live in Missouri?"


Is that an admission that she wants to sex me or no?
If there was no "uh" and question mark, definitely.
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I don't have anbody to text.
You don't even have your parents number in your phone? If you do, there's no excuse for you not to participate.
#7
"Because I'm blake1221 and I can do better."

Ouch. Some stones are best left unturned.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#8
element


ELEMENT


text yr roommate


for teh lulz

Quote by element4433
"Because I'm blake1221 and I can do better."

Ouch. Some stones are best left unturned.


screen caps plz
#9
Quote by blake1221
"because you keep blowing me off "



Bahahaha, it's hard to have sex if you can't get past foreplay.

I have somebody I honestly would love to text that too, but I'm 1) Not drunk enough (yet!) and 2) I'm afraid her bf might see it...but not really that afraid (it just might spark the breakup I've hoped for).
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#11
I remember the last time this thread happened, somebody got a date with the girl.

I would do this myself, but I'm rather afraid of what would happen considering the girls I have on my contact list.
#12
Quote by blake1221
element


ELEMENT


text yr roommate


for teh lulz


screen caps plz
I'll just ask her. Hold on.


She said "That's not funny."

I can think of somebody much better to ask but I'm not because A) she's probably asleep and B) it would be so bad.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#13
Well I texted her. Not that, but...I could...but like I said, not drunk enough.
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#17
Quote by neidnarb11890
honestly, who didn't already know?



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#18
I would, but I don't think they'd appreciate it, given the fact that I'm not single.

If I sent it to one of my guy friends they'd realise it's a joke but I'm not gonna do that.
Fuck that nazi guy.
#21
There's one girl I could definitely text, but she's probably sleeping now and that's not something I'd want her to wake up to. Man, I would love to see what she says to it though. Maybe another time.
#23
Quote by neidnarb11890
ok yeah right I am totally going to do this because making one of the handful of people who like me think I am a complete creep for yr. entertainment is just what I need to do right now.

get real, ts.

^^
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ITT Blake comes out and nobody notices.

I've known for ages.
#24
Quote by Weaponized
I do not have anybody in my phone who I want 2 fuck.


That's a problem
#25
i've been avoiding contact with most people i know and the only way i'd work up the balls to go and do this is if i was drunk.

also to be honest, i'd have sex with probably every female friend i have given the opportunity.

does that make me a bad person?
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#26
Quote by jakesmellspoo
i've been avoiding contact with most people i know and the only way i'd work up the balls to go and do this is if i was drunk.

also to be honest, i'd have sex with probably every female friend i have given the opportunity.

does that make me a bad person?

Nah, just means you have hot friends.
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#27
Quote by neidnarb11890
whoah, let's not jump to conclusions.



yeah, i have fairly low standards.
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#29
Quote by jetfuel495
ohhhhh man last time i did this it ended in a trainwreck

funniest trainwreck of my life omg

i still chuckle
What happened?
#30
I'm intrigued by this but don't have the cojones to text someone who's worth asking this question.
Only play what you hear. If you don’t hear anything, don’t play anything.
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#31
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
I just got "fuck you"


I hope you replied "I know you want to" or something equally as douchey
#32
Quote by piratemetalhead
I hope you replied "I know you want to" or something equally as douchey
"In my mouth plz"
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#33
lets see: someone who's getting married to my best friend, multiple people that I've helped through some difficult times, a couple people I've asked out in the past, and a bunch of people I haven't texted in ages. oh, and a stalker that would certainly take me seriously.

let's not....
#34
Quote by whywefight
lets see: someone who's getting married to my best friend, multiple people that I've helped through some difficult times, a couple people I've asked out in the past, and a bunch of people I haven't texted in ages. oh, and a stalker that would certainly take me seriously.

let's not....
Stalker sounds most fun.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#35
Quote by piratemetalhead
I hope you replied "I know you want to" or something equally as douchey


Tbh I should have texted someone interesting instead of the last person I texted
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don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



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#36
Quote by element4433
Stalker sounds most fun.

Except for the fact that she is totally oblivious to jokes, and is possibly the most gullible person I've ever met, and will basically fall for any guy that repeats any sort of cliche ever.

Goddamn, that sounds like a blast. I'd never do it though.
#38
I haven't had any money in my cell for a few months and the only person online on facebook's cat just died a few hours or so ago. I'll come back to this thread tomorrow maybe if it's still alive haha
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