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#41
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What happened?
It was this girl who I had dated briefly (twice, she sort of cheated on me each time), and after like, a really long time of being out of touch we started to reconnect. Then one of these threads popped up and I was all "ohohoho here we go"

So I did it and she ended up getting supermad like "i thought we were friends" and all

and i'm all "yeah friends do it too, just with less drama"

and oh man

she stopped talking to me

for like a week

and then came back
#42
See, if the girl got mad or offended, I don't if I'd go along with it, like "Oh, come on, wouldn't it be fun?" OR explain how I only did this cuz an online forum convinced me to ask her. I feel like that would only get me in more trouble.
#44
Just texted someone else:

"because you're a fucking tease and you're never gonna let me into your backdoor slip and slide"

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don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



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#45
Wasn't there a thread like this?
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I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
#47
Quote by jetfuel495
It was this girl who I had dated briefly (twice, she sort of cheated on me each time), and after like, a really long time of being out of touch we started to reconnect. Then one of these threads popped up and I was all "ohohoho here we go"

So I did it and she ended up getting supermad like "i thought we were friends" and all

and i'm all "yeah friends do it too, just with less drama"

and oh man

she stopped talking to me

for like a week

and then came back


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#48
Quote by The Madcap
If there was no "uh" and question mark, definitely.You don't even have your parents number in your phone? If you do, there's no excuse for you not to participate.


Either way they answer, the next family dinner is gonna be awkward.
#49
Let's see... people in my recent texts...
-my mom (obviously not)
-dirge humani aka Tyler (hell no)
-my friend (been there, done that. never again)
my dad (obviously not)
-my cousin (obviously not)
-my #2 dealer (he wishes, but I am not texting him that)
-my ex (he wishes as well, also not happening. he'd know it was a joke, though)
-my friend (neither of us swing that way)
-my uncle (obviously not)
-my brother (obviously not)
-my dealer (omg so not texting him that)
-my friend (see above)
-my friend (female, no)
-my friend (female, no)
-my friend (no)
-my friend (female, no)
-my friend (no
-my friend (female, no)
-my friend (no)
-my friend (no)
-my friend (we have had sex)

etc., I'm not going back through texts past Saturday. Point is, I'm not texting anyone saying that.

Lol, I'm texting this to Alex_Vik now.


Maybe if I get bored tomorrow, I'll **** with other UGers. But probably not my other friends.
Last edited by bloodtrocuted93 at Dec 20, 2012,
#50
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I haven't had any money in my cell for a few months and the only person online on facebook's cat just died a few hours or so ago. I'll come back to this thread tomorrow maybe if it's still alive haha


Cats don't really have nine lives dumbass
#51
I've seen threads like this before all over the internet. I've always wanted to do it but like most here, don't really have anyone that I could text who wouldn't get really upset if she said no
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#52
Quote by blake1221
It was mine.


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私の名前はアジリョです

Quote by MarshmallowPies
I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
#54
I have a friend that would probably tell me to come over, but I don't think I'd actually want to.

So no, I'll pass on this.
#55
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oh god

AIM? MSN?


what is this ancient technology?
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I've seen threads like this before all over the internet. I've always wanted to do it but like most here, don't really have anyone that I could text who wouldn't get really upset if she said no

So you don't doesn't afraid of anything?
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#56
I did one time, and she said "We could have today if you made a move"

So sad

And my phone doesn`t have any minutes right now, sorry.
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#57
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oh god

AIM? MSN?


what is this ancient technology?

So you don't doesn't afraid of anything?


Oh god, it's 2008. That was when dinosaurs were alive
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Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

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don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



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#61
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She hasn't responded yet



/self-pity party

(who am I kidding, It's not ending any time soon)
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#62
"that ended badly last time"
Granted I was really drunk. lol
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#64
sent to a few people

responces in order
1"dude...no"
2"youre typing surprizingly well for being drunk"
3"you had your chance"...ouch
4"are you drinking again..."
5"go home your drunk"

...dang

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Last edited by supersac at Dec 20, 2012,
#65
"....we're having sex right now...."

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#66
fix me a jelly sandwich too while you're at it, since you have so much of it.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#67
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"Lol uh what?"

She's dumb tho


WHY WOULD YOU TEXT YOUR MOTHER?!?!

"Be there in 5"
#68
Just sent to two more UGers for lulz. After I sent that, I realized the last text I sent to one of them was "Covered in mead lol". This could get ackward. XD. I'll update in the morning or something.
#69
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Cats don't really have nine lives dumbass


I got the joke...even if no one else has.
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But theres no reason why i cant be free like a raspberry stuck to the back of a horny elephants ass.

This is maybe the worst comparison in the history of comparisons.
#70
I asked jetfuel.

"Because my dick doesn't reach all the way to New Zealand."
RIP Tom Searle.
#71
Quote by AnEvilWalrus
facebook's cat just died a few hours or so ago.


God dammit, it just accepted my friend request too
#72
Some of these are great I've got a friend coming round as we speak. Could text her and she would be like "wut".

I won't though.
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#73
"Have you been drinking again?"

Damn, at least when I decide on being a douche.. I want it to be worth it
#74
I got "Because girls hate us....."
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The solution is simple and obvious.

We revolt against ourselves. Mass suicide. The ultimate revolution.
#77
Quote by whywefight
So you don't doesn't afraid of anything?


Ouuu touche. Alright, next time I'm drunk I'll do it and report back with the results.
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#79
"Because I'm your mother."


Shit. Always get put down like that mang.
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#80
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"Because I'm your mother."


Shit. Always get put down like that mang.



Just keep trying dude!

tell her something like " I just want you to know I love you, And that I want to be back inside of you like before I was born, Just this time only with my penis"
It's over simplified, So what!

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