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Lagunaguitar
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#1
This really pisses me off, so I thought I'd make a thread about it. It seems like every place where you buy something, they give you the dollar bills and then the coins. To me it's a huge pain, I always end up just crunching up the paper and hoping the coins stay in there (it seems like almost always some fall.)

My solution: cashiers give coins first, and while you put them in your pocket they are getting the paper and the bills are there right when you finish putting the coins in your pocket.

Does anyone else share this same frustration? Thoughts?
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#2
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#5
Put coins in pocket, put notes in wallet.

Also, £1 > $1, and I don't mean in value, but in form. Coins are better than paper.
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#6
Use a credit card for everything and get rewards points.
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#7
Who the **** carries cash in this day and age?

You are just asking to get mugged.
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#8
Stop wearing skinny jeans,? I could fit a liter of soda in most of my jean's pockets, while my girlfriend has jeans where the pockets can't hold a phone, they're just for show.
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#9
Quote by stratkat
I could fit a liter of soda in most of my jean's pockets,

I bet they look awful.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
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#10
Quote by Hydra150
I bet they look awful.

If I tell people brands I buy on the internet, I'm instantly mocked, or assumed a wigger.

I make them jeans work brah, it looks normal on me.

And op:
Plus keep your bills and change in separate pockets, maybe that'll help you solve your issue with change/bills.
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#11
Quote by stratkat

I make them jeans work brah, it looks normal on me.

it didnt happen
unless pics
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
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and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
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#12
You've got quite the collection of stupid cashiers out there, TS. I've never encountered a cashier in my whole life that gave me bills first and then coins.

Sucks to be you, mate :<
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#14
Shortened OP:
"I hate it when I get so much money that it just falls on the ground."
#firstworldproblems
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#15
Quote by stratkat

From what I can see and infer, those are too baggy, but it's hard to tell exactly how silly they look without being able to see how they break sit at the shoes.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
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and all you can do is just wait by the moon
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#17
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#18
So use a debit card like a normal person?
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#19
This really pisses me off, so I thought I would make a post about it because I'm not the kind of asshole who makes an entire thread over something that pisses me off when there are threads dedicated to venting life frustrations. It seems like every customer, when they come to buy something, they pay with cash instead of a card. To me it's a huge pain. I hate having to open the cash register and deal with all that bullshit when the person could just pay with plastic (Just to spite the guy, I'll hand out the bills first.)

My Solution: Have these uncouth pricks pay with plastic instead of cash. It's like they don't even realize that you get rewards points when paying with a good credit card, nor do they realize how it is easier and faster.

Does anyone else think OP sucks? Thoughts?
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#20
Paper money shouldn't exist. There should be coins made of gold and silver, size depending on what amount they are representing compared to what they're worth.
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#21
Quote by jjfeu662
Paper money shouldn't exist. There should be coins made of gold and silver, size depending on what amount they are representing compared to what they're worth.

Yes, because there should only be a limited amount of wealth in the world so only a few people can hoard it and our economy will come to a complete halt. God libertarians are retarded sometimes.

And I'm with TS. When I worked as a cashier, I handed customers coins first, then bills. Because it's easier to drop your coins in your pocket then deal with bills rather than end up with some crumpled mess of the two.
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#22
You know what the real solution is? BITCOINS.
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#23
The only time I ever get dollar coins for change is if I pay in cash at NJ Transit terminals.
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#24
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Yes, because there should only be a limited amount of wealth in the world so only a few people can hoard it and our economy will come to a complete halt. God libertarians are retarded sometimes.


Yeah, the federal reserve prints money for poor people.

Free money for everyone!

(Just kidding, free wars through indirect taxation)

Your post is too funny to call retarded.

What would we do without a private organization that controls the biggest currency on earth that consists of hoarders to collect an interest rate on our debt annually?

There would still be the same amount of goods are on this planet at this very moment. Just because you inflate a currency and crash it into the ground doesn't mean that the goods of this earth duplicate. If all printed fiat dollars went to the needy then you could call it a sort of flat robin hood curve kind of thing, but that has never happened lol. Nobody is even suggesting that because it would only be a little bit less ridiculous.
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#25
Quote by snipelfritz
Yes, because there should only be a limited amount of wealth in the world so only a few people can hoard it and our economy will come to a complete halt. God libertarians are retarded sometimes.


People hoard paper money and credit too, and I don't even know what a libertarian is. I'm a reactionary.
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#26
I use a debit card like a real man
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#27
You know what's worse than getting coins on top of paper?

Cunts who buy less than £20 worth of stuff on their card and hold the queue up.

Even worse than that? Cunts who pay by card at a busy bar like everyone else isn't trying to get a drink.
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#28
First world problems..
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#29
Wealth or capitol =/= Money, however reverting to a pure gold standard would make it so the only capitol that exists is physical money, which right now is only something like 10% of the nations wealth.
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#30
Coins first, then bills. Otherwise you're a twat. Or nervous. Or soliciting sex.

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#31
I agree, it is an issue when handling both cash and coins in one hand. I usually use the note as a funnel to pour the coins into the pocket in my wallet.

I'm surprised this thread has become so bitter and aggressive so quickly.
Lagunaguitar
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#32
I didn't mean to come across as a bitch, I simply wanted to hear others' input about some frustration that I occasionally have. I'm 16, I don't have a fricken credit card. Really thought the pit might have a little fun with this, not bitch out the TS.
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#33



It never really bothered me much.


I generally use my debit or credit card when shopping at stores (grocery, clothing, etc.)

Cash is what I use for smaller transactions (say $20 or less).

I like to take cash with me when I go to the bar. It's easier to see how much I'm spending on alcohol that way. Plus I don't like trying to run a tab in a busy bar. It's easier to just pay cash for each drink.
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#34
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Paper money shouldn't exist. There should be coins made of gold and silver, size depending on what amount they are representing compared to what they're worth.

But...... How would I shove money in a stripper's G String?
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#35
Quote by muffinduck01
But...... How would I shove money in a stripper's G String?


You could drop a Silver Dollar into her coinslot.
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#36
How bout I throw the coins at you so you can chase after the quarters and I laugh at you while you pick up money like a beggar?
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#37
I have The Queen of England all over my money, gangsters pimps and hos, and drug dealers too, here, have The Queen all over their money ; Her face is one of the most famous faces in the world because of it. Also, you can use cash to snort drugs with.

US dollars are called Bills, like 'a hundred dollar bill' - GB pounds are called Notes, like 'a ten pound note'.
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treborillusion
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#38
Also, I took a retail course earlier this year, like January 2012... & I remember I got taught to give the change back as notes first then coins with the receipt.

That was something I had to learn and do, they had a mock shop floor with a cash register/till too - I actually remember, in order to pass, we had to do it right, and that was one of the things I had to do on that course, paper money first, coins second & receipt.
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#39
I really really hate that to be honest.
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