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Discuss these awesome things.


PS: Why isn't mine working? The lava's just sitting there at the bottom.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#2
Have you let it warm up? That's how lava lamps work.
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#4
You broke it.
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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#6
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It takes a while to get warmed up. I love lava lamps.


It's been like that since christmas. I love them too when they're working.

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Needs more jizz.


With your posts and your avatar I wonder how you became a mod...
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#8
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With your posts and your avatar I wonder how you became a mod...


With more jizz.
#10
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With more jizz.


Teach us more, wise blue named
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#14
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PS: Why isn't mine working? The lava's just sitting there at the bottom.

Because you touch yourself at night!
#15
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Because you touch yourself at night!


You don't?
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#16
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You don't?


Oh man...
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#17
Quote by jjfeu662
PS: Why isn't mine working? The lava's just sitting there at the bottom.
Chances are it's requiring a longer heat-up time due to the colder weather. As of right now mine have been going for about 3 hours and haven't gone anywhere and are still immobile, though in the summer time they'd be all over the place at this point.

That, or your bulb is too cold/way too hot and needs to be replaced with the correct one.


Source: I own 4 of them.
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I would say that they are one of the gayest things ever, but I seem to be the queerest person here and I'm the only one that doesn't like them apparently.
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#20
The light bulbs at the bottom always break Other than that they're pretty awesome
#21
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I would say that they are one of the gayest things ever, but I seem to be the queerest person here and I'm the only one that doesn't like them apparently.


What does this even mean...
#22
lava lamps are great but I don't think I would buy myself one.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#23
They usually take an hour or so to warm up enough for the "lava" to flow.

I've had one for about 15 years now and I've used it maybe 3 times since I got it. It just takes too damn long to heat up.... But once it does, it's pretty ****ing awesome!
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#29
Dorks! You're all dorks and losers!
*-)
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#31
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Dorks! You're all dorks and losers!

lol, no.

I love lava lamps. I also have an 8 foot bean bag chair. My life rules.
#32
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lol, no.

I love lava lamps. I also have an 8 foot bean bag chair. My life rules.

Broooo
#33
it doesn't lava you anymore, TS
not going viral


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#35
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What does this even mean...


It means exactly what it says. Can that even mean anything else?
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#36
i got a plasma ball from my brother this christmas



fuk yo lava lamp bullshit
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#37
Play with batteries on it Burgery!

That's what I did as a kid and I turned out great.
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