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jjfeu662
Celestia
Join date: Jun 2012
1,996 IQ
#1

Discuss these awesome things.


PS: Why isn't mine working? The lava's just sitting there at the bottom.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

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eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
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#2
Have you let it warm up? That's how lava lamps work.
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adamgur96
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Join date: Apr 2011
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#4
You broke it.
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jjfeu662
Celestia
Join date: Jun 2012
1,996 IQ
#6
Quote by genghisgandhi
It takes a while to get warmed up. I love lava lamps.


It's been like that since christmas. I love them too when they're working.

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Needs more jizz.


With your posts and your avatar I wonder how you became a mod...
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
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The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

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Nelshizzle
Banned
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#8
Quote by jjfeu662
With your posts and your avatar I wonder how you became a mod...


With more jizz.
adamgur96
Not caring no more
Join date: Apr 2011
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#10
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With more jizz.


Teach us more, wise blue named
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Joshua Garcia
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Join date: Jun 2009
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#11
I miss my lava lamp.
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WCPhils
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#12
Mine broke


I think....
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pwrmax
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Join date: Jan 2007
2,414 IQ
#14
Quote by jjfeu662
PS: Why isn't mine working? The lava's just sitting there at the bottom.

Because you touch yourself at night!
jjfeu662
Celestia
Join date: Jun 2012
1,996 IQ
#15
Quote by pwrmax
Because you touch yourself at night!


You don't?
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
adamgur96
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Join date: Apr 2011
865 IQ
#16
Quote by jjfeu662
You don't?


Oh man...
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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Ian_the_fox
Banned
Join date: Feb 2011
2,990 IQ
#17
Quote by jjfeu662
PS: Why isn't mine working? The lava's just sitting there at the bottom.
Chances are it's requiring a longer heat-up time due to the colder weather. As of right now mine have been going for about 3 hours and haven't gone anywhere and are still immobile, though in the summer time they'd be all over the place at this point.

That, or your bulb is too cold/way too hot and needs to be replaced with the correct one.


Source: I own 4 of them.
Wolfinator-x
Teeth
Join date: Apr 2007
1,337 IQ
#18
Lava lamps are pretty cool.


---I mean warm, I guess.
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theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
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#19
I would say that they are one of the gayest things ever, but I seem to be the queerest person here and I'm the only one that doesn't like them apparently.
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Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


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omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please.
smmSTV
Registered User
Join date: May 2010
682 IQ
#20
The light bulbs at the bottom always break Other than that they're pretty awesome
Soccerguy
Bloo
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#21
Quote by theogonia777
I would say that they are one of the gayest things ever, but I seem to be the queerest person here and I'm the only one that doesn't like them apparently.


What does this even mean...
SteveHouse
trys hard, loves the game
Join date: Dec 2005
798 IQ
#22
lava lamps are great but I don't think I would buy myself one.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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stonyman65
Unregistered User
Join date: Sep 2005
809 IQ
#23
They usually take an hour or so to warm up enough for the "lava" to flow.

I've had one for about 15 years now and I've used it maybe 3 times since I got it. It just takes too damn long to heat up.... But once it does, it's pretty ****ing awesome!
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Join date: Jul 2006
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#27
I have never owned a lava lamp.
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Earth of the Butt
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#29
Dorks! You're all dorks and losers!
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Join date: Mar 2009
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#31
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Dorks! You're all dorks and losers!

lol, no.

I love lava lamps. I also have an 8 foot bean bag chair. My life rules.
whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
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#32
Quote by Thrashtastic15
lol, no.

I love lava lamps. I also have an 8 foot bean bag chair. My life rules.

Broooo
girlgerms007
mostly harmless
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#33
it doesn't lava you anymore, TS
not going viral


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theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
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#35
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What does this even mean...


It means exactly what it says. Can that even mean anything else?
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Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


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Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please.
Burgery
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Join date: Nov 2009
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#36
i got a plasma ball from my brother this christmas



fuk yo lava lamp bullshit
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whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
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#37
Play with batteries on it Burgery!

That's what I did as a kid and I turned out great.
Wolfinator-x
Teeth
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#39
Quote by element4433
Dorks! You're all dorks and losers!
But dorks have more swag than you will ever have!



Look at that. It's bemired in swag.
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