#7
1st Question: I think I would wake up if my bed was burning.

2nd Question: I'm not tired yet.
-The Crimson Fucker, aka PonyFan #376121
#8
With the fishes. Easy answer.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#9
Quote by metal4eva_22
1st Question: I think I would wake up if my bed was burning.

2nd Question: I'm not tired yet.

Peter Garrett does not know that feel.


Quote by strat0blaster
With the fishes. Easy answer.

Peter Garrett appreciates this sentiment, however.

West Ham United
Last edited by King Donkey at Dec 31, 2012,
#10
Can't sleep while this man is staring at me...


People don't really go to heaven when they die. They're taken to a special place and burned - Sherlock Holmes


Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass!

It's not like bullshit, more like poetry.
#11
Not a damn thing. Elvis Presley's doctor sees to that.

He is getting old though. I hear Michael Jackson's old doctor is taking on new patients...
Last edited by DancesWithSheep at Dec 31, 2012,
#12
Quote by DancesWithSheep
Not a damn thing. Elvis Presley's doctor sees to that...

Mate how can you dance when our earth is turning?
West Ham United
#13
Quote by King Donkey
Mate how can you dance when our earth is turning?


I nail one foot to the floor and then run in a circle...
#14
I'm currently reading The Shining, so there's that.

it is the most amazing book I have ever encountered.

but its scurry
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#15
The time has come
To say fair's fair
To pay the rent
To pay our share

It's time.. It's time to sleeeeppp
#16
Damn, from hovering I thought the video was going to be of a scientific study in which scientists light people on fire while they sleep.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#17
On second thought, screw you TS. Now that gods awful song is stuck in my head.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#18
The second I saw the title I was hoping this would be a Midnight Oil thread.

You please me.
#19
Excess adrenaline.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Stevie Wonder


The joke is that my avatar is half of Colin Mochrie's face, hence, semi-Colin. Brilliant, huh?
#20
I sleep with a pillow in my arms pretending it's that girl I love, or with some girl I ****ed, wishing it was that girl I loved -- Oh God I'm lame.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#21
Quote by mybanez
The second I saw the title I was hoping this would be a Midnight Oil thread.

You please me.

This.
STಠ_ಠ
#22
Quote by mybanez
The second I saw the title I was hoping this would be a Midnight Oil thread.

You please me.


This right here, good sir.
#23
Quote by Cb4rabid
my raging boner


This...
lack of sex
lack of girl...


...well lack of girl to have sex with...


... Consistent sex....


...Is that love?


... I just want sex...


...call it what you want....
Reinhardt 18 Head
H&K Tubemiester 18 head
Blue 6505+ head

TC Electronics G Major
MXR phase 90, Pigtronix Echolution 2
Digitech Whammy (5th gen)

ETB Infinity x2
ETB Yoda

Frust
#24
****ing hell, stop making these shit threads. Burning beds are no good topic you idiot.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#25
Quote by mybanez
The second I saw the title I was hoping this would be a Midnight Oil thread.

You please me.


Its the only Midnight Oil song I like, so as soon as I read the title I was already belting it out.

Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#26
you can tell he's Australian by how he dances lol
not going viral


Hot E-Cousin of rjaylaf

Non Evil E-Twin of stealstrings

E-NEMESIS of deathdrummer
#27
Quote by girlgerms007
you can tell he's Australian by how he dances lol

Is that dancing? It looked like the monster of Frankenstein was having a seizure.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#29
Quote by mybanez
The second I saw the title I was hoping this would be a Midnight Oil thread.

You please me.

That feel when I forget about this thread and now check back to find that I pleased people.



West Ham United
Last edited by King Donkey at Jan 2, 2013,
#30
well, it's 8:42, and i'm of the age 3<x<70

hope nobody saw that >_>

Last edited by SaintsofNowhere at Jan 2, 2013,