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ryan_nadon
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#3
You deserve it, buddy.
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...


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skylerjames13
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#4
What happened to the Old Glorious Thread of The One?
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Obsceneairwaves
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#5
Quote by skylerjames13
What happened to the Old Glorious Thread of The One?



WHAT??!

HIS THREAD IS GONE?


HE WILL SMITE US!


Please lord forgive us!!!


EDIT:

Oh

what have we done
It's over simplified, So what!

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WCPhils
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#6
Quote by skylerjames13
What happened to the Old Glorious Thread of The One?

The Lord Almighty deleted it because a mod infringed upon the name the Lord blessed upon it in the early time before we were enlightened to the Great One's existence
___

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whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#7
Quote by WCPhils
The Lord Almighty deleted it because a mod infringed upon the name the Lord blessed upon it in the early time before we were enlightened to the Great One's existence

for the source, check roaraudio's latest thread in the new members section. I posted a link in the chat thread, I'll retrieve it...

Edit: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?p=30837200#post30837200
necrosis1193
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#8
I shall be your royal steed!

Ride me into battle!

and by battle I mean bed
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JayT44
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#9
sum1 explain plz
daytripper75

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skylerjames13
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#10
Quote by WCPhils
The Lord Almighty deleted it because a mod infringed upon the name the Lord blessed upon it in the early time before we were enlightened to the Great One's existence


That is blasphemous. My heart and soul suffer at the thought of the Old Thread and the now lack of it's physical existence. It stays in my heart, and all of ours, and we shall never forget the Old Thread that the Great One blessed us with.
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When they're down is the safest time.

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roaraudio
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#11
Quote by skylerjames13
That is blasphemous. My heart and soul suffer at the thought of the Old Thread and the now lack of it's physical existence. It stays in my heart, and all of ours, and we shall never forget the Old Thread that the Great One blessed us with.

09ers are so clingy. Ew
Obsceneairwaves
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#14
Quote by roaraudio
09ers are so clingy. Ew



THE LORD HAS SPOKEN 11ers are clearly the best
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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skylerjames13
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#15
Quote by roaraudio
09ers are so clingy. Ew

My lord, please, please forgive me. I intended not to come off as clingy, only to worship Lord roaraudio.

I beg for your forgiveness.
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You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

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Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

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FireFromTheVoid
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96 IQ
#16
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
THE LORD HAS SPOKEN 11ers are clearly the best

This is the truth, your highness. The exception being only yourself of course.
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Nelshizzle
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#17
Quote by JayT44
sum1 explain plz


roaraudio is all knowing and merciful.

may we bask in his glory.
necrosis1193
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#18
Oh great one, we ask that you settle this quarrel over join years so that we may continue to worship you without division!
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chev311e
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#19
Quote by roaraudio
09ers are so clingy. Ew


Dear god Skyler, what have you done to us 09ers?
NarwhalG2G
They're Red Hot
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#20
Quote by roaraudio
09ers are so clingy. Ew


I'm dying. I am bloody dying.
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slipknot5678
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#21
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Dear god Skyler, what have you done to us 09ers?


This.

I pray that the almighty one does not subject us to collective punishment. May he have mercy on our souls.
Musicforyou17
I get bored
Join date: Nov 2011
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#23
My Lord I changed my avatar to please you, may your glory live on through the ages.

Quote by Obsceneairwaves
THE LORD HAS SPOKEN 11ers are clearly the best

Down with 09ers!
necrosis1193
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#24
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I'm dying. I am bloody dying.


Someone fetch a priest! Only one familiar in the ways of His Holiness can save our fellow worshipper!
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NarwhalG2G
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#25
Quote by necrosis1193
Someone fetch a priest! Only one familiar in the ways of His Holiness can save our fellow worshipper!

No, no! I would rather be dead than be in the awe and glory of one who has been taught by Roaraudio Himself! I am not worthy! Leave me, a peasant, to die, Master!
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it's like I make threads knowing they're gonna be shit but I make them anyway


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Wire his sack to the electrical socket the next time, little fucker will be shootin lightening bolts all over the house.
necrosis1193
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#26
Quote by NarwhalG2G
No, no! I would rather be dead than be in the awe and glory of one who has been taught by Roaraudio Himself! I am not worthy! Leave me, a peasant, to die, Master!


If Roaraudio deems it, then it shall be allowed!

Also from now on the letter i shall not be capitalized when used as a noun. The only nouns that shall be capitalized shall be Roaraudio's names!
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roaraudio
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#27
This thread doesn't and will not receive my quality assurance.
NarwhalG2G
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#28
Quote by necrosis1193
If Roaraudio deems it, then it shall be allowed!

Also from now on the letter i shall not be capitalized when used as a noun. The only nouns that shall be capitalized shall be Roaraudio's names!

we should no longer capitalize any words in a sentence, except the names of Lord Roaraudio, as well!


i posted after Him, ohmyohmyohmyohmy
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it's like I make threads knowing they're gonna be shit but I make them anyway


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Wire his sack to the electrical socket the next time, little fucker will be shootin lightening bolts all over the house.
necrosis1193
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#29
Quote by roaraudio
This thread doesn't and will not receive my quality assurance.


Well shit.
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NarwhalG2G
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#30
Quote by necrosis1193
Well shit.

do not use such language in His presence!
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
it's like I make threads knowing they're gonna be shit but I make them anyway


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Wire his sack to the electrical socket the next time, little fucker will be shootin lightening bolts all over the house.
Obsceneairwaves
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#31
Quote by roaraudio
This thread doesn't and will not receive my quality assurance.



inb4 nelsean bans everyone in this thread for not pleasing the Roaraudio
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
Musicforyou17
I get bored
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#32
Quote by roaraudio
This thread doesn't and will not receive my quality assurance.

BLAME THE OP!
(Please don't ban me )
rolling_stoned
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#34
Wait a tick. I have a question. Are we worshipping roaraudio cause he joined in 2012/2013 simultaneously? If so, forgive me oh mighty one, for I am uninformed of your holiness.
crazysam23_Atax
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#35
Ya know what? His highness can plonk his holy ass where he pleases! I say he shits just like the rest of us!
roaraudio
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#36
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Ya know what? His highness can plonk his holy ass where he pleases! I say he shits just like the rest of us!

I support this statement and the great man behind the words.
Johnny_Ibanez
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#37
Quote by slipknot5678
I swear to be a loyal subject, my master.


Sorry bud. The lord deems you gotta die.

Get in the damn oven.
crazysam23_Atax
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#38
Quote by roaraudio
I support this statement and the great man behind the words.

Horsedick.MPEG
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#39
All hail Crazysam, he has gained praise from our Great Lord
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necrosis1193
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#40
All hail Crazysam, The Divine One's chosen prophet!
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