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Saint78
julian wells
Join date: May 2009
1,760 IQ
#1
What's the worst thing you've ever smelled?

A couple years ago, one of my dogs had diarrhea. My other dog walked over to the pool of feces, sniffed it, and threw up into it, creating a putrid stew of vomitshit.
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Neo Evil11
Feminist
Join date: Feb 2006
1,496 IQ
#4
The mixture of fish, ham, olives and salami that someone had on his pizza today. I hate all and alnost threw up
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ErikLensherr
MGTOW
Join date: Jul 2011
1,630 IQ
#5
Homeless person who's shit themselves.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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Neo Evil11
Feminist
Join date: Feb 2006
1,496 IQ
#8
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You hate salami?

The fuck is wrong with you.

I prefer my food to be tasty.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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FoolOnThePlanet
Listen to the pillows
Join date: May 2006
6,124 IQ
#9
A train car in the subway that one homeless person most likely used as their bathroom for the past week or something.

Every single person that walked into that car walked back out or switched cars at the next stop, it was just that lone smelly hobo.
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jambi_mantra
Is actually English
Join date: Dec 2006
740 IQ
#10
Lake Rotorua
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Blackbullet
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Join date: Feb 2004
818 IQ
#11
Your mum's gunt.
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Elderer
UG Member
Join date: Dec 2011
1,208 IQ
#12
Sperm. Even with proper diet...idk how women can even get it in their mouths..
EpiExplorer
orsonfacenospace
Join date: May 2008
5,558 IQ
#13
Ronald Trumps verbal diarrhea.
o()o

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ErikLensherr
MGTOW
Join date: Jul 2011
1,630 IQ
#14
Quote by FoolOnThePlanet
A train car in the subway that one homeless person most likely used as their bathroom for the past week or something.

Every single person that walked into that car walked back out or switched cars at the next stop, it was just that lone smelly hobo.

Either it's a small world or this just happens in the city a lot.

I'm guessing the latter.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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I was in NYC for all of about 5 minutes until I was called a cracker and called out to fight someone.
Emperor's Child
Isn't It?
Join date: Mar 2008
2,486 IQ
#16
Quote by Elderer
Sperm. Even with proper diet...idk how women can even get it in their mouths..
There are far worse smells... you probably have Bum AIDs.
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sabbath1313
Registered User
Join date: May 2006
80 IQ
#17
I used to work on aircraft. When we brought the aircraft in for big inspections we used to have to rip up the flooring around the galley/lav. It smelled like a mix of puke, diarrhea, piss, rotten milk and stale coffee, mainly because that's what it was. Added to that was the fact that the environment was like a 100 degree pressure cooker and it hung around for a few days.

That was always good at 7am.
biga29
Registered User
Join date: Mar 2008
1,157 IQ
#18
Ladybugs... It's probably the one smell that I need to get away from if I smell it. Anything else I can just get over, but not ladybugs. And my house is always full of them this time of year.
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Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
731 IQ
#19
My bellybutton lint.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,716 IQ
#20
My mom works at a nursing home and says the smell of death is the absolute worst when a patient dies.

As for me, vomit and those porta potties.
Oh, and tuna.
Blech.
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bradulator
normcore
Join date: Jul 2007
2,448 IQ
#21
Quote by Elderer
Sperm. Even with proper diet...idk how women can even get it in their mouths..

Well it's not like they have a choice.
Horsedick.MPEG
Dot MPEG
Join date: Jan 2010
770 IQ
#22
A dirt pipe milkshake is a pretty disgusting smell and flavor, I learned that the hard way when I decided to eat out a girl's asshole after I blew my load in it.
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ali.guitarkid7
Gets Easier
Join date: Oct 2009
2,302 IQ
#23
Quote by Trowzaa
My bellybutton lint.

this


also i had a cat with terrible breath and for some reason she only liked me. i wanted to brush her teeth but didn't know how
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Kensai
49ers
Join date: Jul 2006
4,147 IQ
#25
I had to extract a piano from a rather small house a few years back. The previous owner was pretty much dictionary definition of crazy cat lady, she had something like 25-30 cats and 5 dogs on a very small surface. She wasn't much on tidying and keeping clean and the cats and dogs just went freely about things. The place smelled intensely of cat pee and other things. I had to spray deodorant into a scarf and wear it over my nose, but even after that I still felt strong cat smells.
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crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
5,710 IQ
#26
Quote by Neo Evil11
I prefer my food to be tasty.

Strangely, my nemesis, you and I agree...(This is a confusing moment for me)...


Anyway, go do something painful to yourself!
due 07
haaan
Join date: Jun 2006
2,902 IQ
#28
this one guy's belly button. it smells like... shit and sweat and just putrid shit, i dunno it's weird, but it smells awful. he's pretty hygienic otherwise so yeah, it's weird.
Saint78
julian wells
Join date: May 2009
1,760 IQ
#29
Quote by blake1221
Also, Nate.

Update OP.

It wasn't vomitshit.

It was vomshit.


I made it vomitshit for a reason
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Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#31
My old drummer's dog's shit. The thing was the size of a horse and the yard was covered in it at the time. One of us stepped on a fresh mine to find an explosion of bad, bad smells. We all almost vomited.
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Gerard_xD
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Join date: Feb 2010
684 IQ
#32
This one girl on the bus smelled really bad.

She sat right in front of me and it was horrible.


bradulator
normcore
Join date: Jul 2007
2,448 IQ
#33
Quote by due 07
this one guy's belly button. it smells like... shit and sweat and just putrid shit, i dunno it's weird, but it smells awful. he's pretty hygienic otherwise so yeah, it's weird.

Why do you go around smelling people's belly button?
due 07
haaan
Join date: Jun 2006
2,902 IQ
#34
Quote by bradulator
Why do you go around smelling people's belly button?

sometimes you're in a situation where people's belly buttons are right next to your face. nbd.
bradulator
normcore
Join date: Jul 2007
2,448 IQ
#35
Quote by due 07
sometimes you're in a situation where people's belly buttons are right next to your face. nbd.

oh. like blowjobs.
KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
Banned
Join date: Jun 2008
664 IQ
#36
your mums flaps


this one time ages we had to stay at a distant relatives house, and his son had learning difficulties (my age, 16) but he was in bed when we got there so i didnt meet him before i went to bed, and in the morning (literally woke up about 40sec prior) i let him first down the stairway corridor, but he'd shit himself, and was walking really slowly, and i had to walk behind him as he stunk of shit, for what seemed like forever.
Highelf04
UG's ONLY Batgirl
Join date: Oct 2010
678 IQ
#37
Quote by sabbath1313
I used to work on aircraft. When we brought the aircraft in for big inspections we used to have to rip up the flooring around the galley/lav. It smelled like a mix of puke, diarrhea, piss, rotten milk and stale coffee, mainly because that's what it was. Added to that was the fact that the environment was like a 100 degree pressure cooker and it hung around for a few days.

That was always good at 7am.

I think this man wins...
WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
731 IQ
#38
Quote by due 07
sometimes you're in a situation where people's belly buttons are right next to your face. nbd.

When would that be?
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Redsectoreh
not blue
Join date: Jun 2011
168 IQ
#39
When I worked in a warehouse, this truck drivers b.o. was the definition of offensive. It literally had me in tears.
girlgerms007
mostly harmless
Join date: Nov 2011
133 IQ
#40
went inside a battery hen shed, it was like caustic and nose bleedingly bad
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