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What's the worst thing you've ever smelled?

A couple years ago, one of my dogs had diarrhea. My other dog walked over to the pool of feces, sniffed it, and threw up into it, creating a putrid stew of vomitshit.
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#4
The mixture of fish, ham, olives and salami that someone had on his pizza today. I hate all and alnost threw up
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#5
Homeless person who's shit themselves.
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#8
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You hate salami?

The fuck is wrong with you.

I prefer my food to be tasty.
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#9
A train car in the subway that one homeless person most likely used as their bathroom for the past week or something.

Every single person that walked into that car walked back out or switched cars at the next stop, it was just that lone smelly hobo.
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#11
Your mum's gunt.
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#12
Sperm. Even with proper diet...idk how women can even get it in their mouths..
#13
Ronald Trumps verbal diarrhea.
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A train car in the subway that one homeless person most likely used as their bathroom for the past week or something.

Every single person that walked into that car walked back out or switched cars at the next stop, it was just that lone smelly hobo.

Either it's a small world or this just happens in the city a lot.

I'm guessing the latter.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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Sperm. Even with proper diet...idk how women can even get it in their mouths..
There are far worse smells... you probably have Bum AIDs.
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#17
I used to work on aircraft. When we brought the aircraft in for big inspections we used to have to rip up the flooring around the galley/lav. It smelled like a mix of puke, diarrhea, piss, rotten milk and stale coffee, mainly because that's what it was. Added to that was the fact that the environment was like a 100 degree pressure cooker and it hung around for a few days.

That was always good at 7am.
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Ladybugs... It's probably the one smell that I need to get away from if I smell it. Anything else I can just get over, but not ladybugs. And my house is always full of them this time of year.
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#19
My bellybutton lint.
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#20
My mom works at a nursing home and says the smell of death is the absolute worst when a patient dies.

As for me, vomit and those porta potties.
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#21
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Sperm. Even with proper diet...idk how women can even get it in their mouths..

Well it's not like they have a choice.
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#22
A dirt pipe milkshake is a pretty disgusting smell and flavor, I learned that the hard way when I decided to eat out a girl's asshole after I blew my load in it.
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#23
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My bellybutton lint.

this


also i had a cat with terrible breath and for some reason she only liked me. i wanted to brush her teeth but didn't know how
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I had to extract a piano from a rather small house a few years back. The previous owner was pretty much dictionary definition of crazy cat lady, she had something like 25-30 cats and 5 dogs on a very small surface. She wasn't much on tidying and keeping clean and the cats and dogs just went freely about things. The place smelled intensely of cat pee and other things. I had to spray deodorant into a scarf and wear it over my nose, but even after that I still felt strong cat smells.
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#26
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I prefer my food to be tasty.

Strangely, my nemesis, you and I agree...(This is a confusing moment for me)...


Anyway, go do something painful to yourself!
#28
this one guy's belly button. it smells like... shit and sweat and just putrid shit, i dunno it's weird, but it smells awful. he's pretty hygienic otherwise so yeah, it's weird.
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Also, Nate.

Update OP.

It wasn't vomitshit.

It was vomshit.


I made it vomitshit for a reason
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#31
My old drummer's dog's shit. The thing was the size of a horse and the yard was covered in it at the time. One of us stepped on a fresh mine to find an explosion of bad, bad smells. We all almost vomited.
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#32
This one girl on the bus smelled really bad.

She sat right in front of me and it was horrible.


#33
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this one guy's belly button. it smells like... shit and sweat and just putrid shit, i dunno it's weird, but it smells awful. he's pretty hygienic otherwise so yeah, it's weird.

Why do you go around smelling people's belly button?
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Why do you go around smelling people's belly button?

sometimes you're in a situation where people's belly buttons are right next to your face. nbd.
#35
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sometimes you're in a situation where people's belly buttons are right next to your face. nbd.

oh. like blowjobs.
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#36
your mums flaps


this one time ages we had to stay at a distant relatives house, and his son had learning difficulties (my age, 16) but he was in bed when we got there so i didnt meet him before i went to bed, and in the morning (literally woke up about 40sec prior) i let him first down the stairway corridor, but he'd shit himself, and was walking really slowly, and i had to walk behind him as he stunk of shit, for what seemed like forever.
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I used to work on aircraft. When we brought the aircraft in for big inspections we used to have to rip up the flooring around the galley/lav. It smelled like a mix of puke, diarrhea, piss, rotten milk and stale coffee, mainly because that's what it was. Added to that was the fact that the environment was like a 100 degree pressure cooker and it hung around for a few days.

That was always good at 7am.

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#38
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sometimes you're in a situation where people's belly buttons are right next to your face. nbd.

When would that be?
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#39
When I worked in a warehouse, this truck drivers b.o. was the definition of offensive. It literally had me in tears.
#40
went inside a battery hen shed, it was like caustic and nose bleedingly bad
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