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#81
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I would love to hear you read 'the Petals Fall twice.'


Oh God
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

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Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

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don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



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#83
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: This jazz piano music playing over the PA like wow for once it's good stuff they're playing


What if blue cheese is just regular cheese but it's accelerating towards you really fast?
#86
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Nice grindcore vocal cover
There's more.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: This jazz piano music playing over the PA like wow for once it's good stuff they're playing


What if blue cheese is just regular cheese but it's accelerating towards you really fast?
#88
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I can't watch Naruto now without thinking about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpf6xIqGrWU
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


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Isis is amazing
#89
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I'm going to be serious here:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16JJeYKPV52

you forgot "egg roll" you stupid slant-eye.
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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Isis is amazing
#93
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msg farmer

noodle nigger

oh god my sides


AND you sound like Jack McBrayer


Is it sad I don't know who he is?
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#94
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Is it sad I don't know who he is?


i didn't until i watched 30 rock

i mean you don't sound as southern as him, but just the mental image of jack mcbrayer saying "noodle nigger" was way too much
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#95
I don't care. I never read his posts.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#96
Quote by Primus2112
i didn't until i watched 30 rock

i mean you don't sound as southern as him, but just the mental image of jack mcbrayer saying "noodle nigger" was way too much



I stumbled across this video:


He sounds a little more flamboyant than me
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#97
he is a little more flamboyant than you

i'm pretty sure he's a fabulous motherfucker
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#98
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It's from greek mythology where zeus comes to earth in the form of a swan and rapes bitches or something. It probably makes sense in context...

It's from Cypria, he rapes Nemesis, and she then gets pregnant with a baby that grows up to be Helen of Troy.


This is an incredibly bad post to be late with.


By the way, he doesn't like force her into sex, more like tricks her. She turns into a goose to avoid him, he turns into a swan to woo her. I'm glad I learned this before I watched the film 'Troy' because then I would be spending two hours thinking "that chick hatched from an egg! from a freaking egg!"
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#99
I think it's like zho-zhee.

but in my head I don't give a shit.

So in my head I say zay-oh-zhi.
#100
Like "shao shee"? I may be tragically illiterate with Chinese, but I can at least still speak it (with a fair bit of embarrasement) and read loose English romanizations :P

So that translates roughly to "little thin"? Of course im wrong since that makes no ****ing sense and Ive never wrapped my head around how Chinese characters even work, but I know it's "little ___"
#101
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
It's from Cypria, he rapes Nemesis, and she then gets pregnant with a baby that grows up to be Helen of Troy.


This is an incredibly bad post to be late with.

I don't wanna piss on your parade but I'm fairly sure that painting is of the tale of Leda and the Swan.
#103
Quote by magnus_maximus
Wait... is that a swan-rape picture?

Huh. So when I said "fuckin' swans" in that other thread I was actually not far off the mark...

But... birds don't even have willies...

birds do too have willies, wtf is wrong with you?
#105
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I don't wanna piss on your parade but I'm fairly sure that painting is of the tale of Leda and the Swan.

It's okay, I've never read any of the epics, I just stumbled across the myth when I was doing some research about Nemesis for a rape-revenge story I wanted to write.

I'm not really an authority on this stuff at all, but I felt I can be useful for once. Thanks a lot
#107
Xiaoxi should start a new a new line of household cleaning products called "Xiaoxiclean."
#108
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Xiaoxi should start a new a new line of household cleaning products called "Xiaoxiclean."

One of his products could be the Xiamwao!
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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#109
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One of his products could be the Xiamwao!

Yes! Alternate pronunciations to fit whatever the name of the product it. The follow-up to the Xiamwao...


Xiorbeez.
#110
I pronounce it 'sex zy'
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#111
Then, he'll of course need to come of with a line of kitchen products, starting with the Slap Xiop.
#113
zhao-zhee

Like how you would pronounce it in Chinese.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uPpOihMkkr
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when I die of a brain aneurysm I want it on record that its the film threads fault

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Movies are all bad every last one of them

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Fungus has a right to exist. It's a valid life form.
#115
I thought we established in some other thread that it's pronounced "Brooke"?

Usually I call him Zee-Zee because we used to call him Xixi in Mumu chat.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#117
Holy crap I forgot how much this forum is **** nowdays.
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