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strait jacket
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Join date: Dec 2010
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#1
I just got back from my first ever date with a girl (i'm 19, kinda big thing for me) and it went well and she wants to see me again.
I'm so ****ing excited and all the things I was scared about turned out cool.
What was your first date like pit? did you get knocked back or was there boob?


-----This does NOT belong in the RT cos I'm not asking for advice----
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Andrea55
The Boss
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#3
My first date was amazing. We went for coffee, talked for a long time, he asked me for a kiss, and then we went to the beach.
Wolfinator-x
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#4
I don't know yet.
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Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
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#5
I don't know the feel of a first date.


Hold me, TS. It helps me sleep at night.

Quote by Andrea55
My first date was amazing. We went for coffee, talked for a long time, he asked me for a kiss, and then we went to the beach.

My God he sounds amazing.
Can you share him?
I'm not gay or anything, but I'm hoping to at least get to first base.
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Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jan 11, 2013,
captainsnazz
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#6
I dunno about my first date cos I was like 13 and that wasa long time ago.
The first date I have goodmemory of was when I was about 15. We went to the cinema and saw a flim but i can't remmber what butit was like some actino fuilm an i got laid.

Oh baby.
strait jacket
cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
Join date: Dec 2010
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#8
Quote by Andrea55
My first date was amazing. We went for coffee, talked for a long time, he asked me for a kiss, and then we went to the beach.


How long have you been unbanned? I thought you got a perma?
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sebastian_96
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#9
20 year old virgin, never had a girlfriend or date.


But good on ya, glad you did well.
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
lespaul#1
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#11
It was nice, but I had hung out with her before so there was no pressure or awkwardness.
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strait jacket
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Join date: Dec 2010
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#12
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20 year old virgin, never had a girlfriend or date.


But good on ya, glad you did well.



How could any girl resist a zappa fan?
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Andrea55
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#14
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I don't know the feel of a first date.


Hold me, TS. It helps me sleep at night.


My God he sounds amazing.
Can you share him?
I'm not gay or anything, but I'm hoping to at least get to first base.



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How long have you been unbanned? I thought you got a perma?

Quite awhile now actually.
Morphogenesis26
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#15
We went to see a movie, went shopping, and then had amazing peanut butter cookies.

C: It was a really good date.
Joshua Garcia
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#16
Welp, back to crying.

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Andrea55
The Boss
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#18
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Welp, back to crying.


It's okay, your time will come. I didn't get my first date till I was 24, which was last year.
Morphogenesis26
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#20
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Olive Garden nigga


We didn't do dat' shit till the anniversary, dawg.
Mind_Reader7
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#21
21 year old kissless dateless virgin. I'm 6'4", and probably intimidate most females, which kinda sucks.

inb4 fat
I could at least have something to blame it on then.
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Rawshik
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#22
At least I have 3 years before I become that ^ guy.
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Ahteh
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#23
Quote by Mind_Reader7
21 year old kissless dateless virgin. I'm 6'4", and probably intimidate most females, which kinda sucks.

inb4 fat
I could at least have something to blame it on then.


I'm almost 6'5, girls like tall guys. You're fine.

OT: I guess I can't say I've been on a proper date. I've hung out with girls and had sex and stuff, just nothing that I'd classify as a date.

EDIT: I did actually take a girl to the movies and had mcdonalds with her when I was like 11. If that counts.
Last edited by Ahteh at Jan 12, 2013,
strait jacket
cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
Join date: Dec 2010
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#24
wow , lots of lonely people here...
If it makes anyone feel better it's kinda doomed cos I'm leaving town in a few weeks and I don't know how to fix it cos I live with my parents and she lives with her foster parents
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Mind_Reader7
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#25
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I'm almost 6'5, girls like tall guys. You're fine.

.
I'm probably just an asshole.
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Eastwinn
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#27
Quote by strait jacket
wow , lots of lonely people here...
If it makes anyone feel better it's kinda doomed cos I'm leaving town in a few weeks and I don't know how to fix it cos I live with my parents and she lives with her foster parents


leaving town like moving away?
vIsIbleNoIsE
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#28
unfortunately, i find this thread reassuring
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sebastian_96
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#29
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How could any girl resist a zappa fan?


Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
strait jacket
cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
Join date: Dec 2010
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#30
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leaving town like moving away?


I'm a circus performer and I'm only here for january. photo is me and my sister
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#31
to the olive garden niggaz: you guys are shameful

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#32
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I'm a circus performer and I'm only here for january. photo is me and my sister


No ****ing way.
ayy lmao
Joshua Garcia
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#34
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I'm a circus performer and I'm only here for january. photo is me and my sister


HOLY FRACKING SHAT BALLS, NO FRACKING WAY, WHAT THE ALMIGHTY FRACK, OH MOTER OF GOD, OH SWEET BABY JESUS HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?!?!?!?!
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sebastian_96
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#35
Obligatory your sister is hot post.

'Cause she looks hot.
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
Eastwinn
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#36
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I'm a circus performer and I'm only here for january. photo is me and my sister


you've got to be shitting me
Avedas
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#38
Don't even remember what would be considered my first date
crazysam23_Atax
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#39
Well, on my first date, I went to a coffee shop first, then the movies and then food after. Was pretty chill.
StewieSwan
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#40
I don't even remember. It was nearly a decade ago.
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