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macashmack
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Join date: May 2011
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#1
Basically what it says. If you work, what do you do? If you are not yet working a career/profession, what do you hope to do? If you are working a career/profession/job, and you would rather do something else, what do you do and what would you rather do?
Horsedick.MPEG
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#2
I want to continue my career as a rapper. I have a song on the internet.
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treborillusion
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#3
Porn star.
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devourke
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#5
Either music teacher or a firefighter. I'd be thrilled to do either tbh.
Shawn1379
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#6
It probably sounds like an odd career choice, but I'd love to be a voice actor for video games and cartoons. I've wanted to do that since I was like 12.

The only thing stopping me from trying is the fact that I have no idea where to start... Well, there's that and the fact that I'd probably be terrible at it.
JayT44
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#7
I hope to be a counselor/psychologist or an HR representative.
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treborillusion
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#8
Oh what do I do.

I work in retail and sell dope, what I want to do, see post #3.
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Omniscient G
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#9
Neuroscience, biomedical science, medical. I don't know mayyyn.
Bob_Sacamano
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#10
Something to do with computers, all I know right now. Small chance it could change to psychology if I like this class I'm about to start enough but it's unlikely.
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Joshua Garcia
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#11
Be a professional pirate.
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bingeandletgo
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#12
It would be nice to live a sustainable bohemian lifestyle.
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theogonia777
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#13
I fancy a career as a professional "stick your hands together with glue and pull them apart" consultant, but since that's not likely, live television audio would be cool. If worse comes to worse, I could always do tranny fetish porn. It's a rather niche thing, but there's really next to no competition, so I like my odds there.

I suppose I could combine them and do audio for "stick something together with glue and pull it apart" porn. It's like being a football playing king in space but stickier.
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5thCircuitRider
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#14
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It would be nice to live a sustainable bohemian lifestyle.


This is my real answer.
macashmack
Maskcashmack
Join date: May 2011
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#16
I am training to be a Navy SEAL, and i hope to do that personally
Do you guys care if you are rich or anything like that? Cause there was a time where i did but now i just want a wife and kids and a moderate living (but if i got rich somehow i would mind )
5thCircuitRider
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#17
I wouldn't mind having the required money to live a sustainable bohemian lifestyle.
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#18
Professional toilet shitter
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supersac
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#19
at the moment my income comes in from my work with a contractor,sometimes catering,making and sellnig bootleg pedals and doing other tech luthiery work,and the occasional well paying gig

im currecntly studying electrical engineering at university

i would love it if i oculd open a coffee shop/bakery
or be a musician or even own a lil insturment shop where i can make and seel guitars and pedal and amps
but ill be just as happy with just about any job my major is geting me(making robots)
bingeandletgo
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#20
Quote by macashmack
I am training to be a Navy SEAL, and i hope to do that personally
Do you guys care if you are rich or anything like that? Cause there was a time where i did but now i just want a wife and kids and a moderate living (but if i got rich somehow i would mind )


I used to care, but for some reason, I don't anymore. I would like enough money to pay for all of the good food my family and I could ask for. After that, I wouldn't mind enough money for a car/gas money/insurance. I don't need a house. Give me some glorious, temperate property and I'll be fine.
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devourke
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#21
Quote by Shawn1379
It probably sounds like an odd career choice, but I'd love to be a voice actor for video games and cartoons. I've wanted to do that since I was like 12.

The only thing stopping me from trying is the fact that I have no idea where to start... Well, there's that and the fact that I'd probably be terrible at it.

Do it out brother. I'm give you some lines and you do whatever feels comfortable for the character. Bear in mind that I'm not completely sober so the words might not make sense. But the important thing isn't the words, it's your voice acting. Up them to http://vocaroo.com when you've done them.

Background: A grizzled veteran sick of the fighting and the bloodshed who doesn't want anything except for this war to be over so he can go home to his family. 5'11, above average size build (muscle not fat), and go crazy with these generic lines from war games.

"Fire in the hole"

"TAKE COVER!"

"Watch your line of fire, this place is covered with civilians"

And an excerpt from a story filled cutscene:

"What do I want, Statham? What do I want? What the **** do you want me to say? World Peace? Death to all the skinnys? I couldn't give less of a shit about this place if I tried. I've been in this god damn hole for the last 2 years of my life and you want to know whether I'd rather a corrupt piece of shit keep his power, or let another corrupt piece of shit come into power, I'll tell you something corporal. I. Don't. Care. About any of it. In my first week stationed here I saw two civivies get lit up, because the guy on the gun didn't have his contacts in and didn't care enough to ask if they were armed or not before letting it spin. I couldn't sleep straight for months after that, seeing more and more things exactly like it, unti l I just stopped. I just stopped caring about anything here. The men, the women, the children, the corrupt piece of shit they call a government, the entire fucking country. I just don't care."


Quote by macashmack
I am training to be a Navy SEAL, and i hope to do that personally
Do you guys care if you are rich or anything like that? Cause there was a time where i did but now i just want a wife and kids and a moderate living (but if i got rich somehow i would mind )

Money is def not in my top 3 list of concerns, and I have like 0 concerns anyway, so nah it doesn't matter to me
Last edited by devourke at Jan 19, 2013,
Bob_Sacamano
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#22
Quote by devourke

"What do I want, Statham? What do I want? What the **** do you want me to say? World Peace? Death to all the skinnys? I couldn't give less of a shit about this place if I tried. I've been in this god damn hole for the last 2 years of my life and you want to know whether I'd rather a corrupt piece of shit keep his power, or let another corrupt piece of shit come into power, I'll tell you something corporal. I. Don't. Care. About any of it. In my first week stationed here I saw two civivies get lit up, because the guy on the gun didn't have his contacts in and didn't care enough to ask if they were armed or not before letting it spin. I couldn't sleep straight for months after that, seeing more and more things exactly like it, unti l I just stopped. I just stopped caring about anything here. The men, the women, the children, the corrupt piece of shit they call a government, the entire fucking country. I just don't care."

That was strangely fun to voice act inside my head.
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#23
I want to be a high school social studies teacher. Eventually I want to earn a Master's and then Ph. D. and do research and teach for a university.
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DukeDeRox
I draw STUFF
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#28
Character design, story boards, trading card game art.
fudger
Im a ninja of love..
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647 IQ
#29
I work doing collections for a electric company, fun but shitty.

I'd like to be a hitmam or a pro golfer
macashmack
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#31
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Doing what, might i ask?
Ometh
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#32
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Doing what, might i ask?

Me, I hope
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#33
I want to work in IT systems for banks (my uncle is pretty high up on the ladder, which makes shit a lot easier) or work with quantum computing, while simultaneously carrying on with my graphic design shit
Danjo's Guitar
UG's Math/Physics Major
Join date: Jun 2007
995 IQ
#34
I'm gonna get a band together and get my a** on the road. I don't care if I have to gig and tour constantly for the rest of my life to make a living, I'd do it.

edit: And money would be nice, but not necessary. Though I think if I do a good enough job I can probably make a decent amount of money.
Last edited by Danjo's Guitar at Jan 19, 2013,
MeGaDeth2314
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#36
In my ideal world, I'd be the guitarist for some sort of jazz fusion/funk band and make enough money to live comfortably from that.


I'm currently studying music education at Uni and will probably end up teaching general music and music lessons at a public or private school. Still sounds pretty awesome to me.
kratos379
Registered User
Join date: Jun 2009
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#37
I'm in college studying to be an agricultural engineer and I'm actually pretty excited about doing it as a career.
KeepOnRotting
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#38
I work part-time as a student researcher in molecular tox but I plan to move to biomedical after my undergrad.
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#39
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#40
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"What do I want, Statham? What do I want? What the **** do you want me to say? World Peace? Death to all the skinnys? I couldn't give less of a shit about this place if I tried. I've been in this god damn hole for the last 2 years of my life and you want to know whether I'd rather a corrupt piece of shit keep his power, or let another corrupt piece of shit come into power, I'll tell you something corporal. I. Don't. Care. About any of it. In my first week stationed here I saw two civivies get lit up, because the guy on the gun didn't have his contacts in and didn't care enough to ask if they were armed or not before letting it spin. I couldn't sleep straight for months after that, seeing more and more things exactly like it, unti l I just stopped. I just stopped caring about anything here. The men, the women, the children, the corrupt piece of shit they call a government, the entire fucking country. I just don't care."
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