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#41
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sorry dude, i just pictured that happening and i lol'd. i feel bad for it though, that would be a shitty way to go out.


No worries. I laugh about it now and again. The fact that I managed to open the door and then ponder 'Wait, where'd my door go?' is one of the more ridiculous things. I'll be glad when people figure out that corners are slippery in the winter. It's not like winter comes round every year.
#42
1. Almost had a head to head collision with a car going 40 km/h and me going about 30 km/h on a bike.

2. Went on a rollercoaster with a lot of loops and rolls etc, then on the top of the first hill the safety buckles on the front cart where me and my buddies were sitting went up. luckily the crew operating the rollercoaster stopped it right before we went over the edge.

3. Head to head collision with a huge SUV. Both cars were totalled and the SUV spun out of the road and onto a parkinglot. Luckily noone got hurt.

4. Had my head grazed by a 2-3 kg rock being thrown from behind me while stading on the edge of a cliff once.
#43
Quote by slash_GNR666
I'm not gonna go into to much detail but giving the misses a good servicing and then felt a slight twinge... I pulled out and well...


Again, I need to know.

I've seen 4 people in the pit within the last week claim to have broken their frenulum.

How does it feel pain wise? I am legitimately freaked the **** out by this, and I don't like things happening to my dick I don't intend. Is it an obvious pain like getting a cactus up your ass, or is it just a sudden abnormal feeling on your dick followed by 'something's wrong' and then lots of blood?
ayy lmao
#44
Quote by chookiecookie
is it just a sudden abnormal feeling on your dick followed by 'something's wrong' and then lots of blood?


I would say this, at least it was for me

Is it an obvious pain like getting a cactus up your ass


You kinky barstool
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#45
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I would say this, at least it was for me


Is it fully healed/noticeable?

*pics please*
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<3 u bb.
ayy lmao
#46
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Is it fully healed/noticeable?

*pics please*




No pics but I can't notcie mine lol

<3 u bb.


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#47
When I was i Afghanistan an insurgent jumped from a bunker and pointed his rifle right at me. Luckily my mate shot him first.
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#48
Quote by slash_GNR666


No pics but I can't notcie mine lol



Alright, Gianna. I need to know one more thing.

How did they go about treating your broken dick? Did they tell you to walkwankit off, or did they tell you to ice now, heat later? I must know.
ayy lmao
#49
I got hit by a drunk driver when I was riding my bike.
She hit the back of my bike
I did a frontflip into oncoming
A car was less than 5 inches from running my head over when I landed in the road.
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#50
almost slipped off a cliff once, but my dad managed to grab me back. now i wont go closer than 20 ft from a cliff
#52
I got really sick with this blood/autoimmune disorder (hemophagocytic lymphohistiocytosis-- it makes your blood cells eat each other, if anyone is interested) and almost died last summer, but "industrial strength" steroids saved me, right before I was about to get chemo, and possibly a bone marrow transplant. There's about a 30% survival rate over three years, as it often comes back... But I got genetic testing, and I'm in the clear (in my case it was just triggered by the Epstein-Barr virus, which also gave me mono).

And around 12:30 AM on Thursday, my friend was going 55 on a very icy bridge on the highway, and lost control of his car. At first I thought he was just weaving around in S's to **** with us, but then I realized we were gonna crash, so I covered my head and braced myself. We spun, smashed into the wall, spun some more, slid around, and smashed into the wall again. I was scared we'd go off the bridge for a moment, (and land on the highway about 30 feet below) but the concrete walls stopped us. My friend that was driving hurt his elbow, my other friend (who was in the back, not weearing a searbelt) got a bloody nose and lip, and I got two bruises. The car was totaled. We got so lucky, but that was really scary.



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#53
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Mother****ing hell has everyone in the pit ripped this part of their dick?


No cause I don't have that weird dick skin shit
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#55
When I was still in the womb as a baby I wasn't taking in any food or nutrients and stuff like that. So they had to cut my mother open 2 months early to get me out. Then after I was born I was pretty much always in hospital for the first 2 years of my life as I also had asthma and stuff like that. Not to mention the fact that I was tiny.

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#56
When i witnessed my father almost get killed by a stroke.

I managed to get paramedics to him quickly enough that he narrowly survived.
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And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#57
Nearly died as a baby, had serious whooping cough, I don't think my lungs are that great. Good thing I quit smoking last year!

The other one is when I had a panic attack in my sleep. I didn't realise what was going on at the time, I went to bed very ill (flu or some such) and had a real "life flashing before your eyes" kinda dream. Well after this I was just falling. I mean, I actually kept falling, I could feel it pulling at my body and it genuinely HURT. I had to kinda scream out something like "NO WAY, NOT YET!" then it ceased and I woke up, bawling my eyes out. Think I was about 15 or something. Absolutely terrifying. Not certain on whether it would have killed me or not but that was rather unpleasant. Not had anything like that since, thankfully.

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Again, I need to know.

I've seen 4 people in the pit within the last week claim to have broken their frenulum...

Man, you're still freaking about this? Just be sure to use enough lube/get her going enough/watch dem teeth and you have nothing to worry about. First time I did mine we were kinda outside and I didn't realise until I got back home and my hands were covered in blood. Panic DID kick in when I realised where it was coming from, but not pain. You only get pain if you touch it, just like you would if you'd cut your finger or something.
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#58
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Nearly died as a baby, had serious whooping cough, I don't think my lungs are that great. Good thing I quit smoking last year!

The other one is when I had a panic attack in my sleep. I didn't realise what was going on at the time, I went to bed very ill (flu or some such) and had a real "life flashing before your eyes" kinda dream. Well after this I was just falling. I mean, I actually kept falling, I could feel it pulling at my body and it genuinely HURT. I had to kinda scream out something like "NO WAY, NOT YET!" then it ceased and I woke up, bawling my eyes out. Think I was about 15 or something. Absolutely terrifying. Not certain on whether it would have killed me or not but that was rather unpleasant. Not had anything like that since, thankfully.



I've had panic attacks too. I was woken up by this horrible feeling, a rushing sensation that just surged through my entire body, i felt like i was being chased by something that was going to kill me, like an antelope being chased down by a cheetah. I was shaking, hyperventilating, it was physically painful to breathe and i had cold sweats like nothing i've ever had before. But i was calmed down by a close friend of mine over Skype.

Another experience was one were my sister had this huge panic attack too. She phoned an ambulance as she thought she was going to die any second, she was screaming and crying, she came running into my room and hugged me, and was shaking violently and she couldn't stop crying. When the paramedics arrived, she was so disturbed that she refused to come downstairs to answer the door without me holding her hand.
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#59
Isn't a panic attack when you just THINK you're dying, but you're not? How is that a near death experience? I mean unless you give yourself a heart attack, or have one while driving and crash or something.
#61
Wow T00deepblue, glad you had people watching your back.

Bloodtrocuted, it sure as hell felt like I could have died had I not kinda fought against it. Like you say, it could've all been in the mind, but the danger just felt terrifyingly real.
#62
I had meningitis, that was fun, and I suppose it could have killed me. I wasn't lucid enough throughout the time though to be able to recall what happened.
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#63
Well this thread has fueled my anxiety for the day
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#66
I guess just everyday kind of things - riding my bike and cars whip round corners on the wrong side of the road, that kind of thing. No point worrying about it - I ride as safely as I can, the rest is up to the other guy.
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#67
Well the other day I was doing about 90 on the highway because it was really icy and slushy, and all of the sudden my car just started drifting sideways, and I was sure I was gonna bury my car under 5 feet of snow in the ditch.

So yeah. That was kind of scary. Then I almost got stung by my lionfish because I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing.

Crazy life I've got.
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Well the other day I was doing about 90 on the highway because it was really icy and slushy, and all of the sudden my car just started drifting sideways, and I was sure I was gonna bury my car under 5 feet of snow in the ditch.

So yeah. That was kind of scary. Then I almost got stung by my lionfish because I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing.

Crazy life I've got.


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#69
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Alright, Gianna. I need to know one more thing.

How did they go about treating your broken dick? Did they tell you to walkwankit off, or did they tell you to ice now, heat later? I must know.


Small stitches just leave it alone didn't do anything for about 5-6 weeks lol
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#70
Quote by slash_GNR666
Small stitches just leave it alone didn't do anything for about 5-6 weeks lol

Wtf were you doing, that you broke your pecker anyway?...

Some crazyass sex move that's in the Kama Sutra or something?
#71
Hmm, I nearly drowned while kayaking with a friend. The tide was going out of the bay, and we decided to swim to a small island across the way, and we both nearly drowned.

I also almost died from explosions a couple of times. Once or twice we lit small propane tanks on fire, and they'd blow up with shrapnel and stuff. Once we stuffed a plastic Santa Claus with fireworks, newspaper, gunpowder and soaked it in citronella oil. It then got too out of hand, so I attempted to put it out to avoid burning down my favorite forest. I smashed the shit out of it with a big log, but it only made it burn bigger. Then we had to run.

I do a lot of dangerous things (climbing, walking over cliffs across trees, urban exploring), but normally I handle myself well enough that I wouldn't call them "near death", but they could be if I handled myself differently.
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#72
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This as well, coming from another South Dakotan. I lost control of my car for a short while twice today.

I'll take it you don't get a lot of snow. If you know how to drive in snow because you aren't grossly incompetent, it isn't a big deal. It's when there are people like you who do not have any experience driving in bad snowy conditions who decide to do it anyways who cause accidents. Learn how to bloody drive in the conditions that you will be in or stay home.
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I'll take it you don't get a lot of snow. If you know how to drive in snow because you aren't grossly incompetent, it isn't a big deal. It's when there are people like you who do not have any experience driving in bad snowy conditions who decide to do it anyways who cause accidents. Learn how to bloody drive in the conditions that you will be in or stay home.


What about people who learn by doing?
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#74
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What about people who learn by doing?

Learn in a situation where your incompetence isn't putting other people at risk. Had some dipshit kid who didn't know how to drive in snow properly hit me in an intersection on boxing day.
#75
Really bad car accident. Sounds typical but it really shook me up to the point I'm too afraid to drive now.
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#76
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Learn in a situation where your incompetence isn't putting other people at risk. Had some dipshit kid who didn't know how to drive in snow properly hit me in an intersection on boxing day.


So you think they should drive to some parking lot, to drive in the snow, before they take their cars out on the road?
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So you think they should drive to some parking lot, to drive in the snow, before they take their cars out on the road?

Take a skid class or something, or, you know, don't drive until they salt the roads.
#79
On a winter night about 5 years ago, My dipshitted friend was just randomly driving me and another friend around just because there was nothing else to do. We were on some country roads when he gets a bright idea, I don't remember exactly what, but it involved him going as fast as he could (He got up to somewhere between 65-80 mph) when we hit some ice and began to spin out. I immediatly thought "either I'm going to be in huge trouble, or I'm going to be dead" as we spin around at that speed about two and a half - three times. I was just waiting for us to roll over, hit something or go into a gully, but lucky we finally stopped before any of that happened. Sadly, that wasn't the last time I almost ended up off the road with him at the wheel..
#80
I've told mine a number of times on here, but I guess this can be the source of a be-all-end-all telling of it.

I used to be a pot head (wow good for me) and was dry on weed. A friend and I went to go get pipes at a 420 store, and I just asked the teller "Hey man I'm dry, any idea of who can hook me up? Who hooks you up?" and he said "No one. I smoke legal herb. We sell it here."

I didn't do any research so I said "ok, sold!" and got a nice packet that was about 2 or 3 dimes worth for twenty bucks. This was shit that marines smoked apparently, and you didn't need much to get high. The teller's words were "just a pinch and you're soaring".

The shit was called Amazonas; similar to Spice.

I smoke some and it's a weird high. I feel stoned but not dizzy or weird. It was weird at first but then it grew on me. Three days later of smoking this stuff, it was a Friday and I just had class. It was my combined arts class and we were learning about the Bauhaus movement. I will remember every moment of this day vividly.

I smoked a bit before coming home in a shack that many of us potheads at my uni smoked at. I didn't feel a lot. I got home and went up to my room. I figured "hey, my tolerance with weed is high, so maybe my body's adjusting to this legal herb shit rather quickly". So I load up my bong with a ton (remember, a pinch was apparently all that's needed. I filled up an entire bowl, after smoking some not even an hour before at university) and smoked away.

To describe the spark of the situation, I was talking with a pot buddy on MSN and I have posters virtually everywhere in my room, even on my ceiling.

So I smoke that bowl, and I've never felt a rush that quickly. I mean, in seconds I was giggling like a moron. I type on MSN "LOLOL I think I done goofed" and my friend pisses herself laughing... Thirty seconds later I was not laughing. Suddenly everything got scary, and I began to not be able to move my body.

I began freaking out. I can't even see straight. The pixels on the screen were mixing around and the posters on my ceiling looked like they were melting slowly like chocolate in the sun. I begin freaking out and trying to type as well as I could, given the fact that I couldn't see anything I was typing. My friend doesn't know I smoked this legal herb stuff so she goes "oh you're just having a bad trip. Don't worry. It's cool". She spent the entire time trying to relax me with music and shows. Nope. I couldn't stand to hear or see anything. Everything was absolutely terrifying.

I also had a cold, and every time I coughed, I felt like my head was a whistle. That's when I realized something wasn't right. All I could hear was like a Brian Eno ambient soundtrack, or one of the Disintegration Loops by William Basinski (I actually almost cried the first time I heard the second loop of his because of how much it sounded like the scariest experience of my life. Look it up and you'll know what I was hearing without any literal sound going on).

My heart is racing, by the way. I don't mean in a fun way (like this movie' a rush or this girl's hot). This was frightening. I felt paralyzed even though I wasn't. Eventually I tell my friend that this was legal herb and suddenly her reaction changed. She said "Shit. Ok let me look this up for you". She did some research and said "Um, you need rest or anything to try and get this out of your system". I don't know why, but I thought throwing up would have been a good idea since people do that with OD's. I somehow managed to sneak past my sister's room with my mom and sister in there watching a movie and got into the bathroom which is virtually next door to them, and I gagged myself until I threw up a few times. I won't lie, it seemed to help a bit but it may have been a placebo effect and me just hoping for the best.

I manage to sneak past their room again and get back to my room. I feel a bit of sensation in my body now, but I guess this was because I was moving around and not because I made myself puke. I get back to my room and try to lie down. I'm staring at my posters shifting, and my heart starts beating the heaviest it ever has. I was crying and freaking out because I wasn't sure if I needed the hospital and if so, I was so scared that my parents would be furious about knowing I did drugs.

The one thing I haven't mentioned this entire time is the one thing that kept me going though. The entire time I thought "Hey, it's like weed, and weed can't kill you". I was strong because I thought it was just a really bad trip. I have greened out before though and it wasn't this scary though. I figured just because it was a different drug it felt different, and of course puking when you green out helps you feel better, hence why I did that with this.

The weirdest stuff begins to happen as I lay in bed. I began hallucinating somehow. I was on the back of a bus that was empty, driving towards the sun or something. I wake out of it thinking my door slammed and I freak out. Nope. No one was there. Seconds later I'm on a beach full of paper and garbage flowing in the wind and seagulls flying. I come back to reality to the sound of whistles and an Avenged Sevenfold song playing that never was playing (I know laugh away, it's what I loved at the time). It was the song So Far Away, and it was the guitar solo in the middle just repeating.

I finally go to sleep, ensured that I will be ok because hey, it's just like weed, and I should be fine. My eyes are the reddest they've ever been so it felt hard to sleep because of how dry and swollen they felt. My door opens, and this time it actually does. It's my sister telling me that dinner is ready. I tell her that I'm having a fever and needed some rest. She said ok and all was ok.

I finally somehow doze off, which is so hard when you're shaking in fear and you can't feel your body and your heart is pulsating your entire body like a vibrating phone and your head is a freaking whistle.


I wake up hours later and I'm drenched in sweat. Imagine your worst hang over times ten. I felt so short of breath and so low on energy. I felt so weak, like I really did have a fever. I go downstairs like I was in a dream state and have a quick snack. My parents asked if I felt ok and I said " a little bit". There was some show on tv, I think my dad was watching Justified.

I go back on MSN and ask this one girl I really wanted to ask out for the longest time and she said no ahahaha, but I was in one of those "yay for being alive!" states, despite "knowing" that I was ok because it's just like weed.


Time for the twist:

I did research the day after, when I was sober and cooled down. My friend and I looked into it. Yep. People who had the exact same symptoms as me have died from this drug. They were described as feeling the same shit when they were freaking out to their friends. Yep. This legal drug that marines use can kill people so easily, and weed isn't. I threw that stuff out instantly, and every time I've smoked or drank since it's felt so scary because I keep being reminded of how I felt back during that day.


My heart's never been the same btw. I've had it checked and it's apparently fine, but it works differently now. It beats more quickly more often now. Again, I've had a few tests and they were all fine, but it's got a whole new personalty now. I zone out so much more now and feel like I'm in a dream state very often. In fact, just thinking about it makes me feel like that. I am like that right now. I attribute that to bad sleep schedules as well, though. But yeah, that's my story.