North Korea, AKA BEST KOREA, threatens nuclear testing targeted to the US

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There is no best korea


there is nice korea
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It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm slowly becoming convinced that the world is going to blow itself up fairly soon.

Also, I came back to UG for like five minutes after saying I was going to bed, now I'm going to be pondering nuclear war for the next hour. Thank you
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I kind of hope the world is destroyed sometimes
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I'm slowly becoming convinced that the world is going to blow itself up fairly soon.

Also, I came back to UG for like five minutes after saying I was going to bed, now I'm going to be pondering nuclear war for the next hour. Thank you

You don't need to worry. It's North Korea. They're like that bully at school who always talked big shit, and then a teacher or recess attendant comes by and acts all perfect and nice.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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I kind of hope the world is destroyed sometimes



yeah, and us Australians will just be down here like, Wtf mate?
It's over simplified, So what!

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yeah, and us Australians will just be down here like, Wtf mate?


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Didn't they do that a couple years ago, when their missile fell into the ocean?

Essentially. Good times.
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Didn't they do that a couple years ago, when their missile fell into the ocean?

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i say give them a free shot, if they can actually land a missile anywhere on the continental US we wont retaliate. if they miss we nuke them instead.
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i say give them a free shot, if they can actually land a missile anywhere on the continental US we wont retaliate. if they miss we nuke them instead.

that awkward moment when they agree and fire it and it doesn't even travel 3/4 of the way to the United States and we shoot it down anyways.
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So why hasn't NK been blown off the face of the planet yet? Everyone hates them. It's like the annoying bully with no friends sitting around throwing rocks at people.
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So why hasn't NK been blown off the face of the planet yet? Everyone hates them. It's like the annoying bully with no friends sitting around throwing rocks at people.

China backs them up. If we attacked first, China would have to go in there. If they attacked us first though, I'm sure China might look the other way.
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yeah but guys it's only a test
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yeah but guys it's only a test

to be clear, all it takes is the words 'nuclear bomb' to make me start over-thinking.
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Maybe the world powers should get together and 'test' some of their bombs on North Korea.
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I'll find this disconcerting when North Korea doesn't need to shut off all electricity in the country after 8pm.
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Way to put together a sentence.


Way to miss the joke...


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Tl;dr North Korea is a tiny, tiny chode.

Ftfy!

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to be clear, all it takes is the words 'nuclear bomb' to make me start over-thinking.


This comes from the dutch newspaper, I translated it for your comfort: "Experts say that North-Korea doesn't have the technology to make a nuclear bomb that is small enough to lauch using a rocket"

it's fine guys. carry on with your lives. most likely they will be falling in oceans again.
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Not to be an ass but as long as the US has long distance nuclear missiles themselves they have no right to condem other countries for having them/developing them.

It's like telling someone to stop doing drugs whilr being a terrible junk yourselves.

I am much more concerened by America's possesion of nuclear weapons thn North Korea's since they don't have working ones ant time soon.
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The thing with other nuclear nations is that they are not by nature Warmongering, where as the that is N. Korea's main aim it seems-War.

It's like if this was happening during the 30's- if the UK and US had nukes everyone would still be cool with it, but had Nazi Germany started to develop a nuclear program this publicly, everyone would take notice.

Also NK just said that they are aiming these test at the US...
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Quote by Powersurge213
The thing with other nuclear nations is that they are not by nature Warmongering, where as the that is N. Korea's main aim it seems-War.

It's like if this was happening during the 30's- if the UK and US had nukes everyone would still be cool with it, but had Nazi Germany started to develop a nuclear program this publicly, everyone would take notice.

Also NK just said that they are aiming these test at the US...



> other nuclear nations not warmongering
Ongoing or recent military operations:
> USA & UK: Afghanistan, Iraq, Yemen, etc.
>RUSSIA: South Ossetia
>FRANCE: Mali, Lybia, Syria

>Pakistan and India (because yea, we all know those guys are totally peaceful)
>China has the biggest standing army in the WORLD


Even though I will admit the US has an isolationist side to it
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Quote by pinguinpanic
Not to be an ass but as long as the US has long distance nuclear missiles themselves they have no right to condem other countries for having them/developing them.

It's like telling someone to stop doing drugs whilr being a terrible junk yourselves.

I am much more concerened by America's possesion of nuclear weapons thn North Korea's since they don't have working ones ant time soon.

Not really. More nuclear weapons in the world is not a good thing no matter how hypocritical it may be.
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I don't believe they have a way to get a missile all the way here, or satellites that can attack from orbit.

I don't know what they plan to gain, we could level them.
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Quote by Divinephyton
> other nuclear nations not warmongering
Ongoing or recent military operations:
> USA & UK: Afghanistan, Iraq, Yemen, etc.
>RUSSIA: South Ossetia
>FRANCE: Mali, Lybia, Syria

>Pakistan and India (because yea, we all know those guys are totally peaceful)
>China has the biggest standing army in the WORLD


Even though I will admit the US has an isolationist side to it


Perhaps I didn't phrase as well as could have as you are exactly right.
I guess what I mean is that NK has explicitly said that these tests are aimed at a specific target. Most other countries are basically doing it so they can wave their dicks in peoples faces
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Perhaps I didn't phrase as well as could have as you are exactly right.
I guess what I mean is that NK has explicitly said that these tests are aimed at a specific target. Most other countries are basically doing it so they can wave their dicks in peoples faces

North Korea says "I AM GOING TO WAVE MY DICK IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE AS SOON AS THESE PENIS ENLARGMENT PILLS WORK" while America is already flopping it's flacid dick all over the place.

I'd rather the threaths then the deed.
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"In the new phase of our century-long struggle against the United States, we do not hide the fact that various satellites, long-range missiles that we will continue to launch and high-level nuclear test we will conduct will target our sworn enemy, the United States," said a statement Thursday from the North's National Defense Commission."

This sounds so comically evil.
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im on best koreas side against fat american pigs.

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Nukes don't scare me. What scares me is if they do a Zerg rush.
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that's worst korea, not best korea. best korea don't need computer games.
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This man is thinking. The only issue is, can you convince NK that people actually cared for it? Could you act grievous in the face of such joyous news?