North Korea, AKA BEST KOREA, threatens nuclear testing targeted to the US

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#41
Why haven't the Americans taken those silly bastards down yet? They need a healthy dose of freedom up in that bitch.

#42
Quote by ninnipinni93
Why haven't the Americans taken those silly bastards down yet? They need a healthy dose of freedom up in that bitch.


Ironically I think they are genuinely in need of freedom this time.
#43
I like the part where NK has a maximum missile range of about 4000km and the US is about 9500km from NK at its closest point.

"Keep swinging, Charlie. Maybe you'll give 'em a cold"
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#44
Quote by So-Cal
Ironically I think they are genuinely in need of freedom this time.

Same.

If it wasn't for their ties to China there'd be no reason not to liberate North Korea.
#46
Quote by Acϵ♠
yeah but guys it's only a test



That's what Freddy Mercury said to his bandmates.

Any country who's people eat pizza filled with pasta will devolve out of existence These Koreans wanna speed up that process
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#47
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yeah, and us Australians will just be down here like, Wtf mate?


Haha!!! Love that video....
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#50
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So why hasn't NK been blown off the face of the planet yet? Everyone hates them. It's like the annoying bully with no friends sitting around throwing rocks at people.


I think you'll find it's the 'west', particularly america that is the annoying bully with no friends sitting around throwing rocks at people.


Quote by ninnipinni93
Why haven't the Americans taken those silly bastards down yet? They need a healthy dose of freedom up in that bitch.



Man, you guys don't even understand the definition of Freedom.
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#51
Quote by RickyThomson
I think you'll find it's the 'west', particularly america that is the annoying bully with no friends sitting around throwing rocks at people.




Man, you guys don't even understand the definition of Freedom.

Man, you don't even understand a joke when you see one.

If you truly think that most Americans are honestly that way, then you need to learn to stop stereotyping. 90% of Americans have some issue with our military being involved in being overseas, particularly in conflicts like Iraq.
#52
I hope they launch a nuke. I really, really hope they push the full retard button and launch a nuke so it can get shot down 5km right over their heads and make them the blame-goat so we can all have us a turkey shoot and annihilate that place after we free the millions of human beings being treated to sub-life sustaining conditions.
#53
There's no question the missiles would get shot down almost instantly, the problem is the US cannot retaliate without risking full on nuclear war. It's not North Korea that the world should be afraid of, it's her allies. However, it seems that China is completely against a North Korea nuclear weapons program after they first attempted testing these weapons in 2006. Its an outcry for foreign aid.
#54
Quote by pinguinpanic
Not to be an ass but as long as the US has long distance nuclear missiles themselves they have no right to condem other countries for having them/developing them.

It's like telling someone to stop doing drugs whilr being a terrible junk yourselves.

I am much more concerened by America's possesion of nuclear weapons thn North Korea's since they don't have working ones ant time soon.



I think that's a very ignorant point of view. I am far more terrified of the country that has 1 nuclear weapon than the country that has 1000. If you are so convinced that North Korea and Iran are nations responsible enough to have nuclear capability then please be my guest and go try living over there. Americans bitch and moan about how their government restricts their freedom but few that make that statement have lived under a ruthless dictatorship. Trust me, you do not want those countries to have nuclear capability.
Granted this is most likely just North Korea puffing themselves up. If they ever do gain the means to target the US they will be blown out of existence.
#55
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
im on best koreas side against fat american pigs.

amerifags



So go over to North Korea and make friends if you have the balls buddy. You really think North Korea and Iran think of you any differently than they think of the rest of the Western world?
This type of view always reminds me of those people in Independence Day that were up on the roof waving signs welcoming the aliens.
#56
Quote by badfish_lewis
So go over to North Korea and make friends if you have the balls buddy. You really think North Korea and Iran think of you any differently than they think of the rest of the Western world?
This type of view always reminds me of those people in Independence Day that were up on the roof waving signs welcoming the aliens.


Do you have aspergers or has you country not yet invited sarcasm?
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#57
Quote by badfish_lewis
So go over to North Korea and make friends if you have the balls buddy. You really think North Korea and Iran think of you any differently than they think of the rest of the Western world?
This type of view always reminds me of those people in Independence Day that were up on the roof waving signs welcoming the aliens.

You are so dumb it hurts me.
#58
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Do you have aspergers or has you country not yet invited sarcasm?


I'd make fun of your spelling and grammar abilities but that would be like getting into a fist fight with a 5 year old.
#60
Quote by Phantumm
There's no question the missiles would get shot down almost instantly, the problem is the US cannot retaliate without risking full on nuclear war. It's not North Korea that the world should be afraid of, it's her allies. However, it seems that China is completely against a North Korea nuclear weapons program after they first attempted testing these weapons in 2006. It's an outcry for foreign aid.

True, but it's kind of like asking for guidance by committing a crime.


They'll just a slap on the wrist and get no foreign aid.

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I'd make fun of your spelling and grammar abilities but that would be like getting into a fist fight with a 5 year old.

Before you decide to do that, you may want to learn how to use commas.
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#61
Quote by badfish_lewis
I'd make fun of your spelling and grammar abilities but that would be like getting into a fist fight with a 5 year old.


obvious sarcasm. You see. I can see what's sarcasm and not.

You can't.

Aww damnit. I forgot an R in your. What a failure.

Question still stands. Do you have assburgers or has your country still not invented sarcasm? Please, let me know.
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Last edited by JohnnyGenzale at Jan 24, 2013,
#63
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
obvious sarcasm. You see. I can see what's sarcasm and not.

You can't.

Aww damnit. I forgot an R in your. What a failure.

Question still stands. Do you have assburgers or has your country still not invented sarcasm? Please, let me know.



Aspergers. And you mean discovered, not invented. Maybe 5 more attempts and you'll get it right.
#64
Quote by badfish_lewis
Aspergers. And you mean discovered, not invented. Maybe 5 more attempts and you'll get it right.


Your country has obviously not invented assburgers.

amerifag

And really. Discovering something created as a part of social and oral communication? That's funny. I do think invented is the correct term when speaking of obvious "made up" phenomenas and social constructions.
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#65
Quote by badfish_lewis
I think that's a very ignorant point of view. I am far more terrified of the country that has 1 nuclear weapon than the country that has 1000. If you are so convinced that North Korea and Iran are nations responsible enough to have nuclear capability then please be my guest and go try living over there. Americans bitch and moan about how their government restricts their freedom but few that make that statement have lived under a ruthless dictatorship. Trust me, you do not want those countries to have nuclear capability.
Granted this is most likely just North Korea puffing themselves up. If they ever do gain the means to target the US they will be blown out of existence.


I think it is a very ignorant point of view to concider something as "responsible enough to have nuclear capability". There is no such thing as responsible use of Nuclear Weapons. It's a weapon of mass destruction solely aimed at destruction. America already has a history of irresponsible use of Nuclear Weapons because they have used them and there is no such thing as responsible use of Nuclear Weapons.

Hell the reason for the violent divison of Korea was partly due to the Cold War in which America and Russia were all like "HURR DURR I AM SO RESPONSIBLE I BETTER MAKE A LOT OF NUKES AND START RANDOM PROXY WARS TO COMPARE THE SIZE OF MY WIENER TO RUSSIA".
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#66
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Your country has obviously not invented assburgers.

amerifag

And really. Discovering something made by man-made communication? That's funny. I do think invented is the correct term when speaking of obvious "made up" phenomenas.



Can someone please put this guy back on the short bus?
#67
Quote by badfish_lewis
Aspergers. And you mean discovered, not invented. Maybe 5 more attempts and you'll get it right.

Stop completely failing, man. It's "assburgers". DUUUUUHHHHH!

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Can someone please put this guy back on the short bus?

Ok. *puts badfish_lewis on the short bus* Enjoy!


You seriously fail at getting internet humor, btw.
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#68
Quote by badfish_lewis
Can someone please put this guy back on the short bus?

stahp
#69
Quote by badfish_lewis
Can someone please put this guy back on the short bus?


You put a reply to someone else on your own profile wall.
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#71
Quote by pinguinpanic
I think it is a very ignorant point of view to concider something as "responsible enough to have nuclear capability". There is no such thing as responsible use of Nuclear Weapons. It's a weapon of mass destruction solely aimed at destruction. America already has a history of irresponsible use of Nuclear Weapons because they have used them and there is no such thing as responsible use of Nuclear Weapons.

Hell the reason for the violent divison of Korea was partly due to the Cold War in which America and Russia were all like "HURR DURR I AM SO RESPONSIBLE I BETTER MAKE A LOT OF NUKES AND START RANDOM PROXY WARS TO COMPARE THE SIZE OF MY WIENER TO RUSSIA".


So your solution is to let more countries, dictatorships for that matter, gain nuclear capability after stating that no country is responsible enough to have nuclear capability?...
#72
This thread should be used as an example to show when talking about sarcasm on the interwebz. (OMG it's internet! not interwebz!!!)

Unless this guy is trolling me big time. Would be hilarious.
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#73
Quote by Phantumm
There's no question the missiles would get shot down almost instantly, the problem is the US cannot retaliate without risking full on nuclear war. It's not North Korea that the world should be afraid of, it's her allies. However, it seems that China is completely against a North Korea nuclear weapons program after they first attempted testing these weapons in 2006. Its an outcry for foreign aid.

Surely their allies would be a huge factor, if not a deciding factor if war ever broke out. That's one possibility.

But I think that if shit hits the fan, China will most likely stay neutral. They'll prevent DPRK from having any cross-over into their country and they probably won't help them besides random things like aid, some non-military equipment although I can see a few small arms smuggling scandals happening.

Iran, being Iran, will not give two shits and will probably try and smuggle shit between the two countries by drawing a straight ****ing line and following it, and they would probably get caught, and still not give a shit and keep going along with their shenanigans and malarkey.

I think the real trouble will be to decide who is a bigger priority. Because let's say Iran ****in' goes apeshit on the world tomorrow, well then North Korea will be staring at our backs with a knife in hand. It would be like fighting two separate enemies, except the enemies see us as their common enemy. Then again, I guess NATO and a host of other countries would be pitching in for the U.S. also.
#74
Quote by badfish_lewis
So your solution is to let more countries, dictatorships for that matter, gain nuclear capability after stating that no country is responsible enough to have nuclear capability?...


No I am merely stating that Americans claiming that North Korean shouldn't have Nuclear Weapons are hypocrits.

Also, this will be the end of any form of communication between me and you since you are obviously a troll or thick.
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#77
Quote by pinguinpanic
North Korea says "I AM GOING TO WAVE MY DICK IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE AS SOON AS THESE PENIS ENLARGMENT PILLS WORK" while America is already flopping it's flacid dick all over the place.

I'd rather the threaths then the deed.
The problem is that once those penis-enlargement pills starts working (and they will, the text both on my bottle and in the e-mail promised so), NK will start ejaculating everywhere. America might be trying to gag every nation it sees, but at least it remains flaccid and won't stain the earth with its spunk.
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
This thread should be used as an example to show when talking about sarcasm on the interwebz. (OMG it's internet! not interwebz!!!)

Unless this guy is trolling me big time. Would be hilarious.
I like him, he shows much promise as future entertainment in here :3
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Are you kidding me, I love a good troll. I also love North Korea. And kittens. You... You I appreciate
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#78
Yo I ain't worried, dey can't see us wit dey slanty eyes
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#79
Quote by lncognito
The problem is that once those penis-enlargement pills starts working (and they will, the text both on my bottle and in the e-mail promised so), NK will start ejaculating everywhere. America might be trying to gag every nation it sees, but at least it remains flaccid and won't stain the earth with its spunk.


To continue this beautifull allegory; my point is that every country that has his wiener out of his pants should pull their pants up before said countries have any right of forbidding other countries to drop their pants. Merely encouraging Russian/American/Nuclear Weapon wielding nation citizens that they should encourage their leaders to tuck their weewee back in their pants since their voice is far more powerfull in putting their own countries peepee back in the pants then preventing some kid they don't know to open up his pants.
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#80
Quote by badfish_lewis
No one appreciates a good troll anymore

But you're not good. You're terrible. You act like you don't understand sarcasm or common internet jokes.

I suspect you don't, and you're now hiding behind the guise of "being a troll".

Quote by pinguinpanic
To continue this beautifull allegory; my point is that every country that has his wiener out of his pants should pull their pants up before said countries have any right of forbidding other countries to drop their pants. Merely encouraging Russian/American/Nuclear Weapon wielding nation citizens that they should encourage their leaders to tuck their weewee back in their pants since their voice is far more powerfull in putting their own countries peepee back in the pants then preventing some kid they don't know to open up his pants.

I'm sorry. I get your point and even agree somewhat. It's just...we're comparing nukes to penises now?

A classic example of "desktop philosophy", guys.
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