#1
theyre a pretty weird tradition, a bunch of people standing around your dead body crying and stuff

that seems way uncool

i dont think i want one of those

how about you
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#2
I want to have a separate funeral for me penis though, so people can mourn what they have lost.

they can just put me in the kiln
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#3
I'd would want people to grieve and be upset over my passing. That being said, once the ceremony is over I would want everyone to have a nice little party and have fun. The way I would want them to.
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#6
I want a death/black/doom metal band playing at mine.


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I want a death/black/doom metal band playing at mine.


Only joking! XD

id actually be cool with this

get some bell witch or something on in there
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#9
One of the reasons I had only recently thought of is how expensive funerals are. I wouldn't want my family to break the bank just to put my carcass in a hole in the ground.
#10
I don't need my family/friends spending thousands upon thousands of dollars to burn me or put me in a hole in the ground.

I would much prefer an old-fashioned funeral pyre where there is minimal funeral home involvement. They just do all the things like removing my fillings and drain my fluids (maybe take my brain for scientific research) and put me in a cheap wooden box. Then allow my family to take me to the mountains somewhere to build a big-ass pile of wood, put me and the box in it, have a little ceremony, start the fire, and start the party.
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#11
I think I'd prefer to be cremated. Sure, have a ceremony n' stuff but I don't want to be put into the ground. However, I don't know how I'd feel about forcing my ashes upon someone...implying I'm going to die. Which I won't, so I'm not worried about it.
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#12
I want to be burnt to a crisp, my ashes scattered somewhere important to me and everyone to get drunk off their face in my memory. **** all that moping around crap. Remember the good times!
#13
I just want to have a normal funeral. None of that 'wear bright colours olololol' shit.
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#14
I want a funeral where people meet up and remember/mourn me.

Some chips and dip. Also salsa.

But a viking funeral would kick ass too.
#16
I want to be sitting upright in the KISS casket like I'm driving, meanwhile highway to hell is blaring! Or be buried in a guitar case shaped casket.
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#17
When I die, I don't want people being sad, so I plan to buy a whole bunch of expensive alcohol and hire a bartender to make everyone there some shots on top of my coffin. The drinks are literally on me.

And maybe order some pizza.
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#18
God, I don't like thinking about my funeral. It makes me realize things I don't want to know.
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#19
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#20
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#21
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I don't need my family/friends spending thousands upon thousands of dollars to burn me or put me in a hole in the ground.

I would much prefer an old-fashioned funeral pyre where there is minimal funeral home involvement. They just do all the things like removing my fillings and drain my fluids (maybe take my brain for scientific research) and put me in a cheap wooden box. Then allow my family to take me to the mountains somewhere to build a big-ass pile of wood, put me and the box in it, have a little ceremony, start the fire, and start the party.

Thats actually the type of funeral my dad wants

I on the other hand would try and make mine the most awkward funeral ever, I can just imagine the look on my family's face as a large group of little people dressed up as clowns arrive and all claim to be my estranged lovers.
#22
I want to be cremated so no big funeral me. Cremations are cheaper anyway and I don't want to take space up in the earth so yeah. Besides I want my ashes thrown in the ocean that way fishes can eat me.
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#24
Funerals are fucking weird. My goal in life is to persuade my loved ones that tossing me in a ditch or the equivalent is totally ok and what I want them to do.

It's not me anymore, don't dress it up and waste money on bacteria food.
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#26
I only want a wake, then cremation, my body's too shitty to donate to science.

Or do Louis CK's thing.

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#27
Not my kind of place. I've preferred not to go to those for guys that I know. If they were really close friends, I'd probably go. I don't really mourn publicly.
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#28
When I die, I want my head cut off and sent to the president of China, as to declare war.
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#29
Luckily I haven't had to go for someone close like an immediate family member.

If it's someone like a grandparent, uncle or friend, I can go to a funeral no problem.

However the thought of going to the funeral of someone like my mom or brother really hurts just thinking about it. The idea of seeing them in a box to be buried just seems like it'd be unbearable for me to watch.