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#1
Sup Pit.

Did you guys ever get your heart broken by an ex and then got back at your ex by doing something? Maybe making your life super awesome?


in b4 "She didn't break my heart, it melted when I met her."
#7
Getting back? Don't be a child. She probably left you for that very reason.
Unless you mean she cheated on you. Then just be a mature adult and call Cheater's on her so you can exploit her cheating ways to be on TV.
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#9
Moving on is the best way of getting back at an ex.
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#11
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#12
her mum.

you know what to do.
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#13
I masturbated to a woman with daddy issues and then told myself that I am awesome. Totally got that bitch.
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#14
Living well is the best revenge.

That doesn't mean to say I'd pass up a chance at any of her best friends though, bitch.
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#15
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ok, me+yourmom=69...
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nice advice from someone with the username "me+yourmom=69"

r u guys srs
#18
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Sell her some propane.


And some propane accessories.
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#19
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Getting back at your ex is childish and stupid and certainly won't get you anything in return. Instead of stooping below their level, just move on.


That is also my philosophy. I'm actually pretty chill with previous relationships, if it didn't work, it didn't work, however, I always find that when my exes find a new boyfriend they have to tell me all about him...

Like for example, this ex was telling me about how her new bf plays like BB King or Eric Clapton and "Omg he's so good" and things like that out of the blue trying to one-up me. And I'm like...ok, you know that skill level isn't that high, right?

Just adds to my theory that bitches are crazy and need to be put in their place when needed.
#20
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Just adds to my theory that bitches are crazy and need to be put in their place when needed.

"My ex thinks her boyfriend's better than me at guitar so I opened a can of worms on an internet forum".
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#21
One of my exes I'm still kinda with on and off. The other one I didn't have to get back at her because I just got sick of her. (She did a lot of little obnoxious things to be flirty, after a couple months it was just too much.)

If someone broke my heart I would probably just try to forget about the whole thing.
#22
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#23
Getting a superior upgrade is the best way.
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#24
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turned images off cause of multis last night. was expecting a picture of him hanging naked tbh
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#25
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Getting a superior upgrade is the best way.

Actually, in all seriousness, this.

If what she did hurt, the best thing to do is move on, and better youself to the point where you're something she'll really miss.

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turned images off cause of multis last night. was expecting a picture of him hanging naked tbh

Hehe, but that would be Carradine, not Bill.
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#26
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Actually, in all seriousness, this.

If what she did hurt, the best thing to do is move on, and better youself to the point where you're something she'll really miss.


Hehe, but that would be Carradine, not Bill.

when you turn off images, all you see is the link but its shortened so i basically saw
www.website...carradine.jpg
can't blame me for being hesitant
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#27
Good thing she dumped you because you're kind of a bitch.
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#28
She was straight edge so when she saw me snorting MDMA on a night out she was mortified. The giant lie of our relationship was exposed.

tbf, not sure what is worse, her lying about cheating for 3 months, or me lying about not being edge for a whole year.
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#29
I completely ignore my ex as a way of getting back for the shit she done. Works quite well I think. Recently seen her walking up to me so I walked into a building. Those feels ya slut.
#30
I continue to speak to her mother.
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#31
Not an ex, but someone hurt me really badly once and i went out of my way to make their life miserable. I don't feel good about it now but at the time it felt justified. We are really good friends now, and it made me realise that that sort of thing is just childish.
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#32
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She was straight edge so when she saw me snorting MDMA on a night out she was mortified. The giant lie of our relationship was exposed.

tbf, not sure what is worse, her lying about cheating for 3 months, or me lying about not being edge for a whole year.

If she didn't notice, there's no harm. Cheating is pure betrayal of all your trust though, the same rule does not apply here.

Heh, I've had my heart broken without having a girlfriend so I don't even know if I would.
#33
I was going to get back at one, then I grew up.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#34
Most of the girls i've broken up with started hitting on my best friends after we broke up.

I've only had one girl break up with me, and I was okay with it.
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#36
I've always found the best revenge is to act like you don't care at all.

If I can I'm always going to go stoneface whenever a girl breaks up with me for some bullshit reason.

Just be like "okay whatever, and all of a sudden she will get angry at you for not caring" and then you can just ask "I thought you wanted to break up you silly woman?" "Yes but you're still supposed to care yada yada"

In my mind it works out great. And it kind of did the last time it happened. The girl got rather clingy and wanted to remain in contact over and over. >_>
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#37
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I continue to speak to her mother.


This.

It's kinda cruel, but her mom is really nice

She has huge boobs
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#38
After dumping my last ex, I partied and had a series of one night stands. It was a lot of fun. That might've happened anyway, but the breakup probably added something to it.

Oh and I blocked one on Facebook, because he wouldn't stop talking to me and it was ****ing annoying. Goddamn, I dumped him for a reason. I wouldn't call that getting back at someone, though, just cutting ties that no longer need to be there.
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